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Originally Posted by youtalkfunny
...and despite her insistence in every paragraph of her profile that she's not interested in casual hookups and FWB, etc, it is her, not me, who keeps steering the conversation to joking references about the sex we're going to have.
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Originally Posted by youtalkfunny
The date is set for tomorrow...and the "joking references about the sex we're going to have" have escalated into full-blown sexting--if OKC messages can be listed in that genre--again, it was her and not me who sent us in that direction. She told me she beat off twice this weekend, thinking of me. I mean, can a guy be any more "in" on the first date than that?
Al Swearengen: What happened to Tolliver illustrated
till the race is ****ing finished, never mark the ****ing wager paid. Wakes up this morning in bed with the ****ing Hearst combine, knowing he's got us by the balls. Whatever sick ****ing business that geologist has transacted, you can bet he had his wrists in it up...
Dan Dority: Tolliver.
Al Swearengen: Tolliver, yeah.. before, after, and in the ****ing middle too, thinking he's got the ****ing edge, which is the right ****ing move. Underwriting whatever sick business that geologist was involved in guarantees his ****ing position,
but what ****ing happens, Dan?
Dan Dority:
****s himself up the ass.. Tolliver.
Swearengen:
No mean feat! Yet how often we bring it off.
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I don't think girls beat off. Did she actually say beat off, or she said sth else and you're saying she beat off?
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Originally Posted by Sly Caveat
Yeah, girls don't beat off bro. Need more details (posting the messages would be nice.) Hope you don't find Tootsie waiting for you at the bar.
Gee whiz, fellas, give me a little creative license here. "Beat off" was my phrase, not hers. I thought you'd know what I meant.
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Also, I'd have to see your replies but I think it's a bad idea to sext with a girl before you meet her. If she's the kind of girl to do that, then it's pretty easy to escalate it after you meet her. It's going to be really awkward for you after all this sexting if you get to the bar and see that she's unattractive. It's a lot easier to plan to meet for a coffee and turn it into an all-nighter than to prime her for an all-nighter and then bail after one drink.
Edit- I should add that it's really easy if you're smart about it to let her do all the sexting. If you find out she's ugly you will be glad you replied "You're a bad girl" rather than "I can't wait to rip your clothes off". Know what I mean?
You forget you're talking to a lifelong fattie. You think I'm turning my nose up at the ugly ones?
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Originally Posted by dalerobk2
I have a really crappy car...And if they do see it, I always make a joke or two about it. It always makes them laugh. At least, they seem to think my crappy car jokes are funny.
Please to be sharing funny crappy car jokes. I could use some. "Hey, it's paid for!" isn't getting me very far.
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I'm getting drinks tonight with a girl who normally works a night shift (8pm-8am). She's not working tonight ldo. Anyone ever done this? I'm not sure if I should plan things any differently considering this is basically an early morning date for her.
I work nights. We know we're the minority, and we have to do the adapting when dating normal, day shift people. And just because she starts at 8 PM doesn't mean that's her "morning". Many folks I know who work nights are up in the afternoon, do their errands then, and retire for the evening shortly after getting home from work.
My work schedule has been the biggest crimp in my dating life--not just nights, but weekends as well. Tell that to a girl, and they understandably grow concerned about hitching their wagon to a guy they'll never get to see.
Last edited by youtalkfunny; 04-23-2013 at 04:45 PM.
Reason: The "Tootsie" line was funny, though; and shout out to Lazar, love his posts ITT.