Gaddy-

Very nice apartment. I quite like the decorating style. You could have a career designing hip start up spaces.

Thanks. I had the typical bachelor place with cheap, comfortable but ugly furniture like the oversized reclining armchair up until about two years ago. I still lived downtown, but didn't move into a highrise until my ex moved in with me. In our first place together, we were on the 25th floor of one of the most luxury apartments in Los Angeles and bed bugs climbed up from the unit directly below us and attacked us. We got out of there after treatments from an exterminator but my old furniture was either trashed because it had bed bugs or had been covered in bug spray. So we started from scratch in our new place. I knew absolutely nothing about design at this point, but I studied it online and slowly started to learn and figure out what style and items I liked. I figured we were going to get married and move into a house within a few years, so there was no point in buying temporary pieces just to replace them in a few years. I wanted to buy quality pieces in a timeless style that would last a lifetime. I also thought it would help her get past the trauma of dealing with the bed bugs, as she had a scary allergic reaction to the bites, to create this grand new place for us. But she didn't appreciate it. She actually cited it as one of our differences when breaking up, that I'm interested in interior design and she's not. But now I have this great place all to myself.

Highlight of the trip so far:

Met an Argentine girl off Tinder a couple days ago who was cool, but I wasn't really attracted to her. She told me about a language exchange taking place tonight so I went. Met a 29 year old Colombian girl there. Her English was surprisingly basic for an event like this, looking back I think she was probably just gringo hunting.

After about 2 hours there, we went with a small group to a bar. The girl and I ducked out to a park, made out for a bit and I invited her back to my place and she accepted without much hesitation.

Turns out she's a squirter, and by squirter I mean gusher. I've been with a couple other squirters, and usually it's just a little bit, and only under perfect conditions (like with very specific digital G-spot stimulation). This girl did it over and over again during penetration and didn't even push me out. I think in most other cases the girl tenses her muscles and pushes the guy out while she's squirting.

The sensation was out of this world. It was very warm, felt really good all over, and seemed to continue for 8-10 seconds each time. We went at it twice and I think she squirted 4 times each time. It was like a game towards the end seeing how many times I could make her squirt. Eventually I exhausted myself and couldn't finish the 2nd time so she gave me the best BJ I've had, and by a sizable margin. This girl clearly knew her body very well and how to please a partner.

By some miracle, the bed I'm using had one of those waterproof sheets under the main sheet so the mattress is completely dry. I think it might be a huge PITA to have a partner who was constantly gushing out a gallon+ of liquid every time you had sex, but as a once in awhile experience, it's pretty amazing.

Sadly she has some wedding she has to go to in some pueblo a few hours away from Medellín and won't be back until Thursday. I was planning to leave Thursday, but obviously I'm very tempted to stay longer for at least one more night with her.

Physically she's not really my type. A bit chunky and average face, but her eagerness at the convo exchange won me over.

re: Medellín, I have to say that the # of attractive women out on Friday nights is just mind-boggling. Walking back along la 70, a main drag with lots of bars and restaurants, there's practically an endless supply of hot girls. Unfortunately you can't really match with many of them off Tinder, but it makes me wish I had a couple months here to build a social network and see how well I could do. I'm for sure gonna do a yoga class or 2 in the coming days to see what the talent is like there.

So, you’re saying she peed on you.

Do some research into it my friend. It's different.

Yeah, its something that's sexy every once in a while, but not every time.

And trying to get the angle right when she comes so that she shoots herself in the face is kinda fun.

And he loved it.



What do you think he is? An up and coming uroligist?

Do more research. She basically peed on you. Except for different. Except for she mostly peed on you.

You get used to it.

This is 100% correct

%

FK, you're finally learning that chubby women are better in bed. Get with the program.

Lol

I’ve only been with one real squirter and my reaction was the exact same as you described. Well done.

She was also thicker fwiw, +1 to chillrob

I’m also going to have to argue that a girl who sucks the d after she’s cum all over it multiple times is marriage material

Come to think of it the last chubby girl I banged was back in March and she was absolutely insane in the sack too. That TR can be read in post #44816, if anyone cares.

The problem is that I'm basically only ever gonna give a chubby girl a chance if she makes it abundantly clear that she's DTF. In the case of the girl last night, it was an in-person event so it was more obvious. And the girl last March made it super clear on Tinder. Otherwise I'm just gonna go with my preference every time, which tends to be skinnier than probably most guys would like. Maybe a leak, but when I find a skinny girl who ****s like that, then I might just propose on the spot (and if it's in Colombia, then 80% chance she says yes).

The words of the day yesterday were "métema la papi". She kept repeating it. Don't know why but I find bedroom talk spoken to me in a different language like 5x hotter. It was the same with the French girls.

RIP bed sheets ha. Nice trip report

Maybe not, but it looks like Ikea.

Fossil,
Great TR, sounds like a lot of fun.
Please please tell me what you are doing to these girls to make them squirt. I want to try it! I thought I did once with a really great orgasm, but I generally get extremely wet and it could have been just that.

Gaddy,
A more likely scenario is that you started buying expensive stuff to compensate for insecurities and it turned her off of you.
Glad you like your place, but it has to just be something you are passionate about and not "you"...I mean it's just a bunch of crap really. What are some other things you are into or good at?

Horse pie. Most of this stuff is the real deal, and it’s well put together.

G: whatever you need to get together, interior decorating ain’t on the list. This is, as the kids say, on point.

M, there are tons of resources online. Usually it requires lots of G-spot stimulation, but this girl could do it during penetration from multiple positions/angles. She said she masturbates a lot so she's obviously experimented with lots of different techniques and knows her body extremely well.

It's so damn tough to dodge hookers and moms on Medillín Tinder. I matched with this super cute black girl and things were going well until I add her on WhatsApp and her profile pic is her with a baby and she hits me with "oh btw, here's my pride and joy!"



It's super weird too but like 90% of the non-hookers I'm talking to are aged 20-26. Girls closer to my age either don't use Tinder much here or don't match with me.

I walked into a cocktail bar with a girl friend last night, and there's a big crowd having a good time at the end of the bar. As we walk past, one of the guys drops his phone and it lands right at my feet. I'm not usually in the habit of picking phones up for random guys, but there's no way I could just step over it without looking a total dick. So I pick it up for him, he thanks me, I give him a you're welcome, and me and my girl friend go sit down at a stool further down the bar.

Next thing I know he's stood behind me, asking whether I wanted a drink. He's very tall and good looking, but I wanna figure out whether he's drunk (which would explain the phone dropping) so I stall and tell him I haven't had chance to look at the menu yet. Two seconds later, a furious woman appears behind him and yells, "Aw hell no, not tonight you don't" and starts smacking him around and pushing him back to the other end of the bar, all the while continuing to yell at him .

Fossil,

Some cis women do indeed have a magical liquid that come's out of their vaginas at the point of orgasm, that is warm, faintly yellow, smells a bit and is DEFINITELY NOT PEE and don't you dare let anyone tell you otherwise.

I understand not wanting to seriously date a woman with children, but why avoid moms for a hookup?

Poker,

What ethnicity were that man and woman?

Jo,

There was zero odor and it was completely clear. After the sheets had dried you’d have no idea anything had been on them. If either of those 2 things had happened then it would have dampened my enjoyment a bit. So regardless of the actual urine content in the liquid I would gladly partake again.

I always felt like logistically it’s more difficult for the single mom to find time to meet up so the higher % play is just go for the girl without kids (assuming there is an adequate supply). But maybe I’ve been doing it wrong and it’d be easier to get single moms in the sack.

Both African-American El D - why?