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04-16-2013 , 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by amazinmets73
I know this isn't related to online dating, but there's a stripper I'm interested I'm who works in a local club. We've really hit it off lately, and I'm planning to ask her out. Problem is I'm going to have to do it in the club. The issue here is getting the girl to see you not as a customer but as a potential partner.
You plan to ask a stripper out at her work and expect her to see you as something other than a customer? How much money has she made off you already?
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04-16-2013 , 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by ganstaman
You plan to ask a stripper out at her work and expect her to see you as something other than a customer? How much money has she made off you already?
10 dollars. Last night we were in the club chatting and I suggested we play pool. Cost was 7 dollars to rent the table for an hour, which I payed for. I suggested we bet 10 dollars on our game, and she agreed. I won, and she refused to pay me, demanding that we play again. We did, and she won. I reluctantly gave her 10 dollars.

This is the only time I've given this girl money. We usually just chat.
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04-16-2013 , 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by amazinmets73
10 dollars. Last night we were in the club chatting and I suggested we play pool. Cost was 7 dollars to rent the table for an hour, which I payed for. I suggested we bet 10 dollars on our game, and she agreed. I won, and she refused to pay me, demanding that we play again. We did, and she won. I reluctantly gave her 10 dollars.

This is the only time I've given this girl money. We usually just chat.
You gave her $20.

Last edited by ElSapo; 04-16-2013 at 09:16 PM. Reason: Sorry, couldn't resist.
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04-16-2013 , 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by AnonymousTextField
Yes. Her response immediately disarmed me of my natural state of awkward aloofness. Although it was very brief, I couldn't keep my hands off her from that point onward.
Wait, so did you wind up kissing her? Because I'm pretty sure what the do-over was for.

Edit to add: Agreed you definitely need to go out again. Chicks who bite = fun.
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04-16-2013 , 11:00 PM
Continuing with the cemetery dude. It makes sense that when she has her baby you will break up with her hah
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04-17-2013 , 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by dalerobk2
Might actually work.

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Originally Posted by Paul Openfold
In that case, I'd never call her again

GL

(sounds like a clever strategy tho fwiw)
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Originally Posted by Otty_Botty
Creepiest thing ever.

Death row for 3rd date imo
It worked in that she responded. She shot back that a crematorium is more appropriate for a second date. She has a pretty masterful grasp of language and seems fond of flirting through the use of double entendres (the date was full of them, if I wasn't such a knuckle-dragging clod I would have participated)... so I'm electing to interpret her response as CREAM-atorium.

I overlooked one element though, too much sarcasm makes it difficult to transition into normal dialogue. Especially when text messaging. When the topic is dark like cemeteries, morgues, and crematoriums; it just makes it uncomfortable after a while. Though I did find a spot to mention biting in an unrelated way to our date.

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Originally Posted by ElSapo
Wait, so did you wind up kissing her? Because I'm pretty sure what the do-over was for.

Edit to add: Agreed you definitely need to go out again. Chicks who bite = fun.
I agree with you that the do-over was an opening for a kiss; the thought crossed my mind, after the fact of course. I'm still getting my legs underneath me as it pertains to this dating ****. If I somehow manage not to **** up and secure another date with this broad I will consider myself lucky.
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04-17-2013 , 09:24 AM
Be sure to give her your 2p2 account info, we'll need a TR from her after she murders you.
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04-17-2013 , 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Jackitos
Be sure to give her your 2p2 account info, we'll need a TR from her after she murders you.
AhahHhahah

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04-17-2013 , 01:21 PM
Heard some guy on the radio a long time ago saying the key to dating strippers you meet in the club is to make it clear to them early on that you're not one of the suckers who's there to give them money. They need to think of you the way they think of the bartender, the bouncer, etc., one of the guys who's there all the time, but not one of the sheep to be fleeced.

Oh, to be young again...and to think dating a stripper sounds like a good idea...
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04-17-2013 , 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by youtalkfunny
Oh, to be young again...and to think dating a stripper sounds like a good idea...
I must be getting old because, yeah. I'd want to, but I'd have no expectation it would work out.
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04-17-2013 , 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Jackitos
Be sure to give her your 2p2 account info, we'll need a TR from her after she murders you.
Non-zero probability that this happens. I broke down and chased a bit; she literally said that she was being elusive to torture me. Won the battle, losing the war. I'll be lucky if I don't wake up in a hotel bathroom with my kidney missing.
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04-17-2013 , 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by youtalkfunny
Heard some guy on the radio a long time ago saying the key to dating strippers you meet in the club is to make it clear to them early on that you're not one of the suckers who's there to give them money. They need to think of you the way they think of the bartender, the bouncer, etc., one of the guys who's there all the time, but not one of the sheep to be fleeced.

Oh, to be young again...and to think dating a stripper sounds like a good idea...
That's my idea too. I've never given a tip over 10 dollars. Basically my plan is to come in there, be confident, and tell her we're going out.

From what I've heard, girls in this particular are propositioned to often, but it's usually men offering to pay them for sex. She doesn't seem like the type who would do that, but you never know. I think I'm going to offer to take her to a local lounge.

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04-17-2013 , 04:26 PM
What's the oldest and youngest person you guys have gone on a date with? I know everyone's different ages on here so answers will vary depending. Contemplating going on a date with a female much older than myself here.
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04-17-2013 , 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by ImpossibleBoom
What's the oldest and youngest person you guys have gone on a date with? I know everyone's different ages on here so answers will vary depending. Contemplating going on a date with a female much older than myself here.
I'm 23 now (24 in May), went on a date with 19 year old two months ago and am kind of casually seeing a gorgeous milf, she's 38 (oops). Haven't went out just the two of us yet, but have talked about it. i met her playing poker. At the moment it's mainly us going to play cards together, then getting a room or going to her place for some fun after.

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04-17-2013 , 04:49 PM
I'm 25. Oldest is 34 and youngest 19. In these situations I was just looking for sex. For a serious relationship I'd prefer someone 21-28
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04-17-2013 , 04:53 PM
Serious relationship with a girl in her early 20s is a huge waste of time, they have no idea what they want.

Oldest was 34yo when I was 24, which was awesome. Haven't hit the low end of the scale yet but the recent girls I've fooled around with are all early 20s aka nothing serious.
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04-17-2013 , 04:57 PM
Older women are awesome

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04-17-2013 , 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Openfold
Serious relationship with a girl in her early 20s is a huge waste of time, they have no idea what they want.

I can confirm this.
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04-17-2013 , 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Openfold
Serious relationship with a girl in her early 20s is a huge waste of time, they have no idea what they want.

Oldest was 34yo when I was 24, which was awesome. Haven't hit the low end of the scale yet but the recent girls I've fooled around with are all early 20s aka nothing serious.
Agreed, anyone who wants to share stories is welcome.

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04-17-2013 , 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Openfold
Serious relationship with a girl in her early 20s is a huge waste of time, they have no idea what they want.

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Wise words
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04-17-2013 , 06:39 PM
Oldest was 37, youngest was 19, both when I was 33.
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04-17-2013 , 06:41 PM
19 wtf
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04-17-2013 , 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ImpossibleBoom
What's the oldest and youngest person you guys have gone on a date with? I know everyone's different ages on here so answers will vary depending. Contemplating going on a date with a female much older than myself here.
twice my age, jailbait
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04-17-2013 , 07:05 PM
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What's the oldest and youngest person you guys have gone on a date with? I know everyone's different ages on here so answers will vary depending. Contemplating going on a date with a female much older than myself here.
twice my age, jailbait
Older, younger, or both? What age?

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04-17-2013 , 07:19 PM
I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. 2x my age when I was 19, but I was with a woman 20(!) years older than me for a while. Jailbait was around the same time. I was 25.
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