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Old 12-11-2012, 09:53 PM   #426
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tuq, I thought this was a serious thread at first, but then it turned out to be a bad thread where people think that lying about everything is the way to be successful with women.
If you just want to bang 100 in a year then lying is probably the correct approach. People are looking for different things
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:41 PM   #427
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i had a friend that had rock hard abs and was jacked in his pics.
his opener would be I want to **** the **** outta you or something similar
he probably banged like 100 diff girls within a year.
then he finally met a rich older chick and hes been wifed up leeching for the past 2 years.


tell him he wins this thread. though hes probably much too cool to care.
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:51 PM   #428
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I got responses & started chatting with two girls on POF last night....but they were both so boring! How do you even know on that site who is worth messaging? OKC profiles convey so much more information.
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Old 12-12-2012, 09:57 AM   #429
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I got responses & started chatting with two girls on POF last night....but they were both so boring! How do you even know on that site who is worth messaging? OKC profiles convey so much more information.

She's boring ?? That's when you start to amuse yourself while moving things forward.
It's your job as a man to put your personality on the line in order for her to open up.

As far as texting NEVER EVER say "let's hang out or let's meet up" in your first text. Its creepy. She's thinking he doesn't know anything about me he probably doesn't have standards.

Texting is a continuation of the online convo so your first message could be something you guys were talking about online or something simple as " hey you its badlieutenant " . Here I would use my first name even if I didn't tell her my name online. If she asks who is this you probably f&&& up.


Vibe for a while ,nothing serious just banter. Get logistics and ask her what her schedule is without actually asking her our.
This way if she says she's busy you don't appear needy because you didn't ask her out.

It's important,if you ask her out and she says "no its girls night out" or whatever DO NOT reschedule continue as if nothing happens and ask again 2 days later.

"It's cool beb. My friend is coming over. We're getting drunk and playing battleship". Something like that

And yes its "BEB" not "BABE"

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Old 12-12-2012, 10:11 AM   #430
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tuq, I thought this was a serious thread at first, but then it turned out to be a bad thread where people think that lying about everything is the way to be successful with women.
Women lie all the time.
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Old 12-12-2012, 10:24 AM   #431
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i had a friend that had rock hard abs and was jacked in his pics.
his opener would be I want to **** the **** outta you or something similar
he probably banged like 100 diff girls within a year.
then he finally met a rich older chick and hes been wifed up leeching for the past 2 years.
I know dudes that are like 7's that had 50+ in a year. So someone with the looks and stuff of this guy I'm not at all surprised he did 100. If he had more time, I suspect he could have had 200-300. Online dating is like the bar scene on steroids.
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Old 12-12-2012, 10:30 AM   #432
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For re-engagement text this site has unlimited "ammo" funtweets.com/

Here's what I used wo far and it works:


I just read a pamphlet about sex & I’m gonna be honest: it sounds pretty cool.


I wish I was as photogenic as most puppies.


I just named two flies in my house Buzz and Buzz Jr. If you want me to come to your house and name **** it's $20/hr


And finnaly the all time best ,I've had so much success with dead numbers using this one is ridiculous:

" I found this number in a bathroom stall. Is this still the # to call for a good time?"
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Old 12-12-2012, 10:33 AM   #433
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Re: Online dating thread

You text this to women?
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Old 12-12-2012, 10:37 AM   #434
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You text this to women?
Yes but not as first text.
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Old 12-12-2012, 10:42 AM   #435
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List of hilarious pet names. My favorite is "muffinbottom" I don't see it on there though


- Buttercup - Baby Squirrel - Honey Bunny - Freckles - Jelly Bean - Babycakes - Honeydew - Baby Doll - Poptart - Cuddles - Huggy Bear - Sugar Mamma - Kitten - Muffin - Pumpkin - Precious - Snuggles - Smoochie - Peaches - Sweet Pea - Skittles - Carebear - Sprinkles - Cupcake - Sugarbear - Doodles - Monkey Butt - Dork - Cakeypoo - Butt Goblin - Dumpling - Goldilocks - Sugarbug - Penis Pocket - Cum Smuggler - Plucky Ducky - Muppet - Pistachio - Sugarbee - Snugglebunny - Squirtle - Honey Bun - Smiley Bear - Sugar Cookie - Sugar Plum - Jujube - Smellysaurus - Babybutt - Dollface - Spanky - Snaggletooth - Bootypie - Bubbles - Butterball - Candy Pants - Lovebird - Snookums
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Old 12-12-2012, 10:45 AM   #436
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For re-engagement text this site has unlimited "ammo" funtweets.com/

Here's what I used wo far and it works:


I just read a pamphlet about sex & I’m gonna be honest: it sounds pretty cool.


I wish I was as photogenic as most puppies.


I just named two flies in my house Buzz and Buzz Jr. If you want me to come to your house and name **** it's $20/hr


And finnaly the all time best ,I've had so much success with dead numbers using this one is ridiculous:

" I found this number in a bathroom stall. Is this still the # to call for a good time?"
The girls that this works on are all 22 year old hair stylists right?
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Old 12-12-2012, 10:51 AM   #437
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The girls that this works on are all 22 year old hair stylists right?
...and by that you mean smart & sexy as f***k girls
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Old 12-12-2012, 11:02 AM   #438
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i had a friend that had rock hard abs and was jacked in his pics.
his opener would be I want to **** the **** outta you or something similar
he probably banged like 100 diff girls within a year.
then he finally met a rich older chick and hes been wifed up leeching for the past 2 years.
If this is online only I call bull****. Unless he has no standards and he f***ed lots of creatures of mordor
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Old 12-12-2012, 11:11 AM   #439
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...and by that you mean smart & sexy as f***k girls
Come again now?
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Old 12-12-2012, 12:39 PM   #440
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...and by that you mean smart & sexy as f***k girls
I mean stupid. Which is fine. Just please specify the type of girl when you claim that some technique works really well.

I have friends that bang plenty of girls from online dating. Some fairly attractive. Problem is I would not consider talking to them to for 3 hours to be a fair trade for sex.
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Old 12-12-2012, 12:45 PM   #441
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Do you guys even care about bad lieu's PUA stuff and vibing and beb and all of that? Why even bother engaging him on that stuff?
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Old 12-12-2012, 12:51 PM   #442
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Do you guys even care about bad lieu's PUA stuff and vibing and beb and all of that? Why even bother engaging him on that stuff?
I assume his techniques would not work with women I am interested in. But it doesn't hurt to ask him to confirm.
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Old 12-12-2012, 01:22 PM   #443
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Re: Online dating thread

Eastern, it kind of hurts the thread. Amazin's stories are better than his babble about vibing.
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Old 12-12-2012, 01:23 PM   #444
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BadLieutenant is one big level right?
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Old 12-12-2012, 01:39 PM   #445
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je - probably not imo. Any dating thread will have some over-hyper "GO PUA" guy running around like crazy spewing that stuff all over.
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:01 PM   #446
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MB,

FWIW, I bet BL is way better at getting women than you are. A lot of his stuff, if you just tone it down to normal human levels, is actually not bad at all.
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:14 PM   #447
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I don't doubt that he can get more bebs than I can.

I just didn't think another PUA type discussion and "lets get vibing" was necessary here.

My preference is more Amazin, less (no more) bad lieu. I kind of thought others were the same but maybe I was wrong.
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:18 PM   #448
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If this is online only I call bull****. Unless he has no standards and he f***ed lots of creatures of mordor
no standards and he probably fcked anything that moved
there was a point he was considering sex rehab
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:26 PM   #449
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I mean stupid. Which is fine. Just please specify the type of girl when you claim that some technique works really well.

I have friends that bang plenty of girls from online dating. Some fairly attractive. Problem is I would not consider talking to them to for 3 hours to be a fair trade for sex.
Girls are emotional,it doesn't matter if she's a lawyer or hairdresser.

Why do you think *******&douches get the girls?

They are being themselves not giving a f***k what anybody thinks of them and they give the girl a full range of emotion,positive and negative. Nice guys only give her positive emotions.

If you talk to a hot chick that has 10 guys texting her ,which creates better positive emotion,my texts or the lame "what's up".
Now if the girl is a 6 and she's into you no need to overgame.

So to answer your question,the hotter the girl the better it would work IMO.




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Old 12-12-2012, 02:28 PM   #450
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MB,

No, 100% in agreement, we want as high a ratio of amazin posts as possible.

I worry that he is in jail for driving on a suspended license or has been shot by a pimp.
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