Tell him if he shaves he could be your #1

Give him a BJ in the bathroom

Tell him you respect men who are confident of their work and do not question others.

gah, online dating is so fricken tough these days

Last two posters of pics have scruff not beards

I'm just mostly trolling the girls now,hitting on the hot friend in her profile pic,making jokes about how picky a middle age unemployed overweight baby mama can be,etc....

Actually getting better leads and interaction IRL right now.

yeah real life can be good if you put in the effort. i'm a journalist so all you have to do is accept a PR girl's lunch offer and you are in this great situation of being some mythical figure who never answers his phone, never covers her client, and is oh so difficult to drag away from his desk but did this one time. if she's young and hot (which in PR she often is) it can segue into more so easily with this setup compared to, like any other life situation at all.

Although the other month I had a nice couple of drinks with a cute inhouse pr, good vibes, asked her out to dinner, she said yes, then didn't respond to my text and started getting the agency to contact me on behalf of her client lol.

Smile. With smile is better than serious. Beard doesn't play any role for me. Smile makes you look more approachable.

Haha, I remember Tyler Durden and his posts in this thread. I wonder what happened to that guy.

He was told not to post in the facebook thread anymore and asked to be banned altogether in protest

Why was he told to not post in the Facebook thread?

You know you've posted things from both accounts that link back to your real name, right?

This isn't fooling anyone.

Shots fired...

LOL


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Well I've went and jinxed myself.
Realized one of my good girlfriends that was leaning towards something more is cray cray.
Now I've got to come up with a good reason to keep my distance.
She talks about her friend named Patty all the time,how she does goofy things and can't meet a good guy.

Patty is her cat....

Yeah girls do that because they think guys think it's cute.

It's like girls who think they are Bridget Jones.

I have been seeing more "cat mom" and "dog mom" on profiles lately. Seems like possible crazy, especially when they draw it out as "proud mother of two adorable kittens".

I've gotten positive traction for including "dog dad" in mine #sexism

Yeah,when I see "fur babies",that's a flag.

Kinda impressed on
"dog dad"to try and fit in.

No way I'd use it...I think...

'Dog dad' is very strong.

You know what you're going to get with that, but you are going to get it.

I think if you are really into your pets and it's a deal breaker if the other person isn't an animal lover surely something should be written in your intro?

Pitbull dad is obviously the best

I'd write "dog dad" on my profile but then I'd have to beat myself up for being pathetic.

"Cat mom" or "fur babies" or anything else anthropomorphizing animals is a giant 10 foot red flag on top of a blaring siren affixed to a lighthouse of doom.

How is about: "I like cats" and few pictures of me with a cat?
red flag?