Chip's posts ITT are consistently the funniest, the saddest and the most confusing. Nothing new here.

No, she thought he didn't get in because he IS white. Must be a club frequented by mainly black people?

No idea what the shoes thing is about.

She is suggesting that she doesn't want to date effeminate men.

didn't wrap up this weekend with a new girl. put one on but she pulled it straight off again. (she had an IUD and claimed nothing else). her pussy tasted like peaches and cream but i daresay this doesn't mean much. i'm usually really careful too. off to the clinic for me

I thought female-singer impersonators were all transvestites, but I can see that not being a deal breaker for Chip.

Kids today....this makes me sad...

But to be P.C:

good for you to be responsible.

You should wait at least a week after the encounter before being tested. Nothing will show on test results now

That was my read.

Going to a Cards Against Humanity OKC/Match event - probably straight from work

Should I change into something more casual considering the event or stand pat with what I usually wear to work (dress shirt/pants/tie/brogues)? In past experience, most guys at events either were dressed kind of schlubby or at most, dress shirt/sweater/chinos.

stay dressed up

but if you look like a fat accountant at work like bobbo you should prob change it uppp. Post work clothes pics for max humiliation/advice/entertainment.

which dating website can u filter the girls by income?

probably Match, but don't be that guy

Has anyone actually been to any of those POF nights out that random ugly guys tend to message you about (not sure if it happens in the US but it's pretty common in London it seems). Can't help but think only the most desperate people will go to them.

sounds like something the random ugly guy made up to get u to meet up

i thought sandraxii was a guy

haha i am a guy. I mean they'll message you eg this

*PLEASE NOTE: This is a mass email sent to all Plenty Of Fish members, I personally have NO control who receive this invite (see bottom of invite or contact POF)

You have been invited to:

Chingford Meet & Mingle with optional Karaoke

Come and Meet, Drink, Sing and Mingle and its FUN and got to be DONE!!!

Date: Friday 20th November

I am pretty sure Sandra is a guy and the random ugly dudes are the people putting the event on.

So would it be that much better if hot dudes messaged you? Or you would assume if the dudes are hot, there would be hot tail too?

It would be better

Burdz,

I'd probably ditch the tie?

MMF?

So when you're visiting a faraway city in a different country where you're definitely just visiting for a short time, do you tell that to girls on Tinder? This might have to do with the type of girls I usually end up with ("good"/smart girls), but I find it a bit difficult to find a GTO approach. It kinda feels too obvious that I'm just looking for a quick hook-up if I tell them beforehands that I'm leaving in a week. But I don't want to pretend that I live there or something either. Thoughts?

edit: fwiw I look and my name is very scandi and the cities in question are very un-scandi, so I assume when swiping right they will already assume I'm some exotic stranger. I don't know if I'm a pussy or what but still it somewhat bothers me to play it out from the beginning like it's just going to be one night.

lol i was just making a point that it's always funny-looking dudes who send these messages, just to highlight that the evenings they mass-invite you to are probably depressing and full of unattractive people, wanted to see if anyone has been to any and if the standard was like that in reality.

Yeah, assuming you're not wearing Fat-Accountant outfit, ditch the tie and a top button and you're good to go.

If wearing Fat-Accountant attire, change into better stuff, think biz casual.