I'm setting up my first couple Madison dates currently. I'm gonna try to keep online/app dating to a two girl rotation max so it doesn't wind up dominating my calendar.
I'm setting up my first couple Madison dates currently. I'm gonna try to keep online/app dating to a two girl rotation max so it doesn't wind up dominating my calendar.
I once saw a girl in rgonewild that dabbles in online dating in my area. Totally not compatible, but nudes changed my mind so I messaged her on POF. No response, aww shucks
She said goodnight with "... I just got ****ed really hard btw
My text game is in the zone right now. I think there's a correlation to that, and my zoning out in here.
edit: We texted last night, and today were answering comments to each other on the sub. I said something on the board. Her answer comes via text with the first nude.
She's cool as ****.
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Chip is just saying he has been thinking about her pussy for weeks and since she sent him the nudes he has been so nonstop erect he may have to call a doctor and also he is making a hole in his underwear with his super erection.
I'm off the market boys and rather happy about it. I'll still keep tabs on the thread and offer random opinions to those still fighting the good fight. Thread always a good read.
And here is the YTF convo, b/c it can never be posted enough:
Quote:
Originally Posted by youtalkfunny
OK, here we go, for your reading pleasure, every word of it. Only redaction was her phone number. Her posts in red, mine in blue, footnotes for you guys in black. I'll put the boring, non-sex stuff in the spoiler box, you can skip it if you just want to get straight to the sex talk. I only include it here for context. It's pretty dull, imo, and SHOULD be skipped--if you read it any way after that warning, don't come complaining to me about any of it, I TOLD YOU TO SKIP IT!
Spoiler:
Apr 16, 2014 - 9:00pm
Okay, definitely an interesting profile. Could not resist responding. How is your week going? Let me know if you want to talk. Sorry, no offer of casual sex.....looking for more. :-)
Andrea
She was referencing a casual sex joke in my profile.
Apr 16, 2013 – 11:16pm
Caught me peeking at your profile, eh? Thanks for reaching out to me, kid. I wish more girls would do that, it would sure make this "search" a lot easier. I'm pretty sure the vast majority of profiles on here have been abandoned, and my pickup lines go usually go unopened.
I saw your pic in my inbox, and thought, "Oh good, I remember her, I'm glad she's replying to me. Now, did I send her the raunchy 'let's have sex' email, or the classier one?" So I checked my Sent Messages, and you're not there. Wait, what? I remember liking this girl, why didn't I message her? Is she too far away? Rosemount, no, that's not too far away. What's going on here?
So I reread your profile to refresh my memory....oh, THAT'S why I didn't reach out to her! She made it very clear that guys not looking for a longterm relationship can just Keep On Walkin'!
I don't plan on being in Minnesota more than another year or two (I work in the casino business, and my home state just legalized casinos; when they get up and running, I'm outta here), so I'm not here looking for a wife. A girl to spend some time with, have a few drinks, a few laughs, sounds like fun. It was out of respect for your wishes that I passed you by.
So if you decide that, while you're waiting for your prince to come, it might be fun to get out of the house one night and meet a guy for drinks, I think you'd be a lot of fun to meet. If you have no time for such nonsense, that's your prerogative, and I can certainly respect that.
But if you reply to this, I'm gonna take that as, "You're right, that does sound like fun."
Hope to hear from ya!
Bobby
(Just know, going in, that under ABSOLUTELY NO CIRCUMSTANCES will we be having sex that first night! You've been warned!)
Apr 18, 2013 – 9:10pm
So what happens if you start dating someone, realize she is very special....when it is time to leave are just going to say Adios? Or would you talk about moving away together? You never know what you might find in the next year or two. Besides maybe you will love Minnesota so much you decide to stay. So is worth not meeting someone who is looking for a commitment (not marriage necessarily) when it could be the one you have been searching for? Hmmmm, something to think about.
What I don't want to find are those guys looking for a one night stand or just a casual encounter. I would not expect a guy to be committed to me right away, but if we click and are happy together, why not?
Andrea
(P.s. I am okay with NOT having sex the first night or two. That's what toys are for!!! Lol)
Apr 19, 2013 – 4:56am
Andrea, baby!
"first night OR TWO???" Wait a minute, who said anything about two??? Let's not get carried away!!!
(Um, speaking of that, you know I was only kidding about the first night, right?)
But you raise a couple of points that are no less than monumental to me right now. First, I *do* love Minnesota! Or at least I did before the snow machine cranked up again this week. I just got off the phone with a friend back home who misses me, and he sounded worried when I mentioned yet again how much I like it here, and he asked if there was any chance I'd pass up an opportunity to move home to stay here in MN instead. "It's absolutely great here," I told him, "but the bottom line is, there's no place like home."
The second point you raise about meeting "someone special" here and bringing her home with me? That was the plan, with the girl I just broke up with. I told her up front exactly what I told you, that I don't have long-term plans to stay here. She considered that, and told me that her job sucks, and her family drives her nuts, and that if things got serious, she might consider being open to moving with me. Well, things got serious: we moved in together, and I took her with me to meet my family just this past Christmas vacation. Then she found a job that didn't suck, and suddenly her family became more tolerable, and whenever I'd excitedly pass along news of progress on the casino thing back home, she'd get annoyed, and start pressuring me to stay here, since I like it here so much. It sank us.
(I know we're not supposed to constantly talk about our exes, but that story was way too essential to the topic to ignore.)
And it's WAY too much to ask someone I haven't met yet, to be prepared to say goodbye to their job, their friends, and their family (even if my family would treat them like one of their own). So I've steered away from the profiles of girls who make it clear that they're strictly husband-hunting--and you win the prize for that, with the great line about "looking for my last first date."
So where does that leave US?
I told you that if you replied, that meant you'd still be interested in me, despite my baggage; your reply seems to hint that packing your suitcase and fleeing Minnesota might not strike you as the most unappealing notion; and most interesting of all, you closed with a little sex tease.
Well, given all that, I think it's clear where that "leaves us": time for your people to contact my people, and pass along your phone number. Once your people slip my people the digits, I'll be happy to smile and dial one night this week. I'm very eager to hear about your feelings on everything we've discussed so far, but I'm through typing about it! I signed up here looking for a date, not a Pen Pal!
Talk soon,
Bobby
(You had me at "sex toys"....of course. We men are so laughable.)
Apr 19, 2013 – 7:33am
I love reading your emails. They are funny and informative (with information about you) all at the same time. I will say this the day I choose my job over a man I am in love with is a sad day. Jobs are easily replaced. My family is here, but if I found the 'one' and he wanted me to move away they would be happy for me and totally understand. Best part is they love to travel too so I would see them plenty. Where are you from?
Oh, one more thing based on past emails it did not surprise me that I had you at 'sex toys'. LOL
Andrea
ps. 763-xxx-xxxx (unlimited talk/text)
Apr 19, 2013 – 2:49pm
"I love reading your emails."
Yeah, I'm clever...at least compared to the Hemingways who roam these dating sites, judging by all the profiles I read that plead for messages with more than three words in 'em.
"Jobs are easily replaced."
Heh. Spoken like a girl who has never had to support children. I've got three, and I'd rather live near them than here, but I can do more for them if I go where the jobs are, and I was dumb enough to choose a career that isn't legal in every state yet. Oh, I've already tried the "money isn't everything, you should take less to live where you want," thing. It's true, money ISN'T everything...but as George Bailey would say, "Well, it comes in real handy down here, bud!"
"Where are you from?"
Seriously? My profile is DRIPPING with clues! Take a guess. If you don't get it on the first guess, I'll point out the specific clues, and that should give it away.
Grr, I said I was done typing, and here's another 800 words! I *will* call you, but please forgive me if it's not until after the weekend, I'm swamped the next few days. Working in the casino business means working nights and weekends, but fortunately I have Fridays off (I've been doing this 20 years, and I've NEVER had Fridays off before; I still can't figure out how it happened this time, but I'm certainly not going to complain!). So yeah, I'm off tonight but right now I'm heading out the beer for some door. Then I've got to pay my bookie and score some crack--you know how that goes.
No, seriously, I really am slammed this weekend, and I'll call you Monday or Tuesday. Until then, you can get to work on cracking the "Where's Bobby From?" mystery.
Keep smiling!
Bobby
(And I didn't even work in the word "sex" this time!)
Apr 19, 2013 – 11:32pm
Okau, I re-read your profile and am feeling stupid for asking where you are from. Hope you had a great day. I went down to Iowa to visit a friend of mine and hopefully stir up a little trouble.
I must disagree with you..... you still worked in the word 'sex' just by saying you didn't. Lol
Andrea
Ps my friend agrees with me! ;-)
Apr 20, 2013 – 12:40am
Well, you (and your friend) saw right through THAT little ruse! That all alone shows you have no reason for "feeling stupid". You further put together the clues in my profile, again displaying that you're anything but stupid.
Love that you followed that with, "Hope you had a great day." I can't put into words how great a day this has been for the people of Massachusetts. I was driving through downtown Shakopee listening to CNN on SiriusXM, when they reported a Tweet by BPD that said, "Suspect in custody". The pedestrians on the sidewalks of Shakopee looked confused when they saw a man blowing his horn as he drove, smiling, giving thumbs up, and wiping away tears.
Bobby
(LOL "trouble" and "Iowa" in the same sentence...but I hope your day was great, as well.)
Apr 20, 2013 – 9:26am
Since your day was great can I take it that your family and friends are doing well and were not present/near by when the bombs went off?
The Boston PD has been amazing with how quickly they got their suspects.
Today should be fun. After breakfast we are going to go shopping and visit a botanical garden. My friend also loved your profile. She found it humorous and understood why I sent you that first message.
Now I have a fun question for you ....... remember you can always plead the 5th if you don't want to answer a question I ask......
If you could travel anywhere and money was no object where would travel and why?
Feel free to text if you want.
Apr 20, 2013 – 5:20pm
Looks like I'm out of the texting business for a while--I lent my phone charger to my roommate last night, planning to charge mine when I woke up today. Now he, and IT, are gone with the wind. That's OK though--I just woke up in time to watch the last inning of an incredible come-from-behind win by the Red Sox on a Very Special Day at Fenway Park in Boston. Now I can come downstairs, open the first Diet Coke of the day, and type up a suitable reply during my favorite part of a workday (most people do their "chill on the couch with the tv on" after work, I do mine before, while I get the caffeine flowing).
My family and friends were all fine that day. I grew up in the suburbs, we rarely went into the city because traffic and parking make it so difficult--and Marathon Day is the mother of all Stay Away days. I've lived all over the country, and Patriots Day is the only state holiday I've seen anywhere that's treated like a "real" holiday, with everything closed and a festive atmosphere, with the Marathon AND a Red Sox game starting in the MORNING! So if everything's closed, there's even less reason to go into the city.
It's incredible that you, of all people, would ask me where I'd go on a money-is-no-object trip, because high on my list is Austria! No kidding! I usually watch Band of Brothers once or twice a year (it's a WWII miniseries HBO made a long time ago, and they usually make it available On Demand around Veterans Day and Memorial Day, hence the semi-annual viewings), and when they get to Austria at the end, the scenery always blows me away. So the Alps in general, Austria, Switzerland, would be cool.
I've never been one to dream of traveling to tropical places, because I've always been a super-fattie who avoided any combination of "swimsuit" and "daylight"...but it's looking like I finally figured out how to put those days behind me, and by the end of this year, I might have a different, more exotic answer to that question.
I lived in Curacao for a year, and I took a cruise once that stopped in Belize and a couple of places on the Yucatan...and I'll never again plan a vacation to poverty-stricken Third World countries. I only took that particular cruise because I won the tickets in a poker tournament. I liked the "cruise" part, but hated the "getting off the boat and seeing how these poor people are fighting to survive" part. Alaska is on my list, if I ever cruise again, it will be up there.
Now that I live in Minnesota, I've just GOT to get over to see Deadwood, SD, for the dumbest reason: I'm the biggest fan of the tv show "Deadwood" that you'll ever meet. I quote it often, the way others quote Shakespeare--I even slipped a Deadwood quote in my OKC profile. And if I find myself there, it will only take a day or two to see the things I want to see, so I might as well go a little further into WY and CO and check out the Rockies. I've never been higher than 7700 feet (Mt Charleston, just outside of Las Vegas, the place to go when the 110-degree summer days start getting to you and a need a "cool" 80-degree day to restore your sanity), and would love to see a "real" mountain range.
I know this was a "money is no object" question, but with all the travel people talk about on these dating sites, I feel the need to defensively point out that I've done plenty of traveling, it's just always to the same spots--either down south to see my kids, or back east to go home and see my family. I was just home for Christmas, and I'm holding out hope I get to see the kids during their summer vacation.
Pretty long answer from a guy who fussed about the Pen Pal thing, eh? I just always say that because I don't want to exhaust conversation before we actually meet, and leave ourselves nothing to talk about the night we finally do "get to know each other". But in this case, with both of us booked up a few days before we can get that ball rolling, this is an incredibly pleasant way to pass that time...and I'm sure that your personality is the main reason why this is so! So let's just save the "talk about your job/family/goals" part for when we meet, and keep this light and fun!
I'm curious to hear about your travels, as well--especially the Austria stuff--but save that for when we meet. If we're going to spend this weekend trading fantasy questions, here's one for you:
You just won the $380M Powerball jackpot. After taxes, you're left with a little less than $200M. React!
Heh, and you thought when you saw me work in the word "fantasy" that a sex question was coming, right? Wow. You've got a one-track gutter!
And while I was typing this epic, my roommate came home. Phone contact restored!
Enjoy the rest of your trip!
Bobby
(Oh, I'll never take the Fifth. You can ask me anything, and expect an honest answer.)
Apr 20, 2013 – 7:18pm
If I won the power ball. After taking care of the practical things (setting up trust funds for my friends kids, buying a house, new car, a monthly allotment and investment strategy for the rest) I would take my 7 closest friends to the Swiss Alps for a Spa treatments and then for a shopping spree in Paris. After that I would take my significant other on a trip around the world. After that I would come home and start a fund to give back to the community.
Apr 20, 2013 – 7:22pm
Not sure what type of fund I would start. That would take some thinking. I do know I would be taking pictures everywhere I went. It would be cool to start a magazine that would showcase amateur photographers since that is a passion of mine. What would you do on the same situation?
Apr 20, 2013 – 9:34pm
I'd take my mother out to eat. If she wanted Chinese food, we'd go to Peking. If she wanted French, we'd go to Paris...
Then I'd have a party. I'd give my sister and brothers $1M, and all my neices and nephews a lesser amount, then make the following speech: "Now don't ever ask me for another dime!"
The rest goes to spoiling the **** out of my kids and my mom. :-)
I'm at work, typing on a phone is hard, and stuff.
Apr 20, 2013 – 9:36pm
Oh, and there are websites for amateur photogs to share and rate each others stuff. Thats way cooler than a mag. I browsed Photography for Dummies, n
Apr 20, 2013 – 9:36pm
...now i'm a critic.
Apr 20, 2013 – 9:46pm
Describe what your perfect night out with a girlfriend would be.
Apr 20, 2013 – 9:48pm
It would be someone you have been dating a while and you have an idea of what each other likes and don't like.
Apr 21, 2013 – 3:59am
Questions are getting tougher now...guys don't spend time thinking about things like that! And I know the right move is to make up some bull**** romantic scene like candlelight dinner/walk on the beach holding hands at sunset/lay you down on the satin sheets, but I promised honest answers and no taking the fifth.
I've sat here for ten minutes now, considering this one, and after careful deliberation: I can't answer without knowing what SHE likes to do. The thing you've got to know about me is: pleasing the girl I'm with is what makes me happy. I don't care if we get dressed up to go out for a fancy dinner, or keep it casual and go out for bbq. Alone, I'd choose casual; but if I'm with a girl who prefers the other, than I'd rather do that too, to put the smile on her face.
Now that doesn't mean I'm the wishy-washy, "Oh, I don't care, whatever you want to do, you pick," type. I'll still do the picking, or at least the suggesting--I just need to know her first, what she likes and how she likes it, before I could give a specific answer.
Of course, I'm going to ask you the same question--just not yet. I'm saving this question for down the road. So here's one for you to chew on: We're going to play "F-Marry-Kill". I'm going to name three guys, you have to choose one to "F***", one to marry, and one to kill. Remember, you MUST do one of each.
Hmmmm, let's see, who should we use for this? How about:
1. Richard Gere
2. Ben Affleck
3. Bradley Cooper
I was going to take the first three guys on the People magazine Sexiest Man list, but I don't even know who those guys are; so instead, I took the first three that I knew!
Bobby
Apr 21, 2013 – 9:37am
To kill: Bradley Cooper
To F***: Richard Gere
To Marry: Ben Affleck
Now to you, but your 3 choices are:
1) Halle Berry
2) Lauren Graham
3) Salma Hayek
Then for a new question you can answer is:
If you had to give up 3 out of 5 things below which would they be and why:
1) Sex
2) Drinking
3) Music
4) Movies
5) Gambling
Apr 21, 2013 – 9:37am
Oh yeah coming home tonight.
Apr 21, 2013 – 5:10pm
Had to Google Lauren Graham. As if I'd know one of the Gilmore Girls, lol. Even not knowing the first thing about her, she wins the "marry" slot by default, because there's no way I'd marry either of the other whack jobs.
As for the rest of it, wow, it's a tough call! I wouldn't mind killing either one, and sure wouldn't mind slamming either one! They're equally crazy, and equally hot. I guess I'd kill Hayek, because her performance in the sack is an unknown entity (can't say that about Halle, if you've seen Monster's Ball! If she brings HALF that intensity in real life, it would be the ride of a lifetime!), and because of that annoying accent??? Wow, what a tough break for her, if THAT's the tie-breaker!
Hey, wait a minute...I have to include the "...and why" in my answer, but you skipped that part in yours! That's the FUN part! Come on, dish!
As for the second question: They stopped making good movies a long time ago, so they're first to go; I almost never gamble any more (only play poker once or twice a month, and usually regret it), so that can go, as well. Drinking is fun, but I could certainly live without it, I only touch the stuff about once a week, and never get blotto. But I couldn't live without music, and while I *could* live without sex, I sure wouldn't want to.
OK, here's your next assignment: time machine! You've got one round-trip ticket, what's your destination? Is the answer different if it's a one-way ticket?
Apr 21, 2013 – 5:13pm
Heading home. Call if u want to chat.
Apr 21, 2013 – 10:51pm
Okay, okay:
To kill: Bradley Cooper - because he made movies like the hang over, plus did not know who he was until I googled him.
To F***: Richard Gere - He seems like he would be fun and interesting in bed, but not sure if the marriage would last so he fell to here.
To Marry: Ben Affleck - He is just cute and seems like it would be fun to be married to him.
Now for the time machine questions I guess I would go back to the mid 1800's. Would be fun to dress in their outfits, but also be a little scandalous....making passes and seducing the men! Same if it was a one way ticket.
Your assignment: If we were throwing a dinner party and you could invite 5 people (living or dead, but non-family) who would you invite and why?
Apr 22, 2013 – 12:44am
Oh, just wanted to let you know you can ask me anything. No topic is off limits.
Apr 22, 2013 – 12:59am
This was getting too long, so I just deleted it all. The guys you don't know, just Google 'em:
1. David Milch
2. Vincent Bugliosi
3. Billy Joel
4. Barack Obama
5. Gallileo
I'm surprised I only picked one dead guy. I'm also surprised Obama made the cut. I thought sure Lincoln was gonna make it--but after seeing the movie this year, he suddenly seems less interesting in person than in his writing. Yeah, I know, a movie is just someone's interpretation and I shouldn't let that sway me...but from what I've read, I think the movie did a pretty good job of it. Other runners-up include Thomas Edison, Moe Howard, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ginger Lynn. Wow, that's some lineup! What an awesome question, that was fun, thanks for that!
Apr 22, 2013 – 1:05am
I am surprised......no follow up question. Well I am getting sleepy so enjoy your evening. Goodnight.
Apr 22, 2013 – 1:05am
"Oh, just wanted to let you know you can ask me anything. No topic is off limits."
Oh, I already knew that! But I'll take your bringing it up as encouragement (ie, you want it!), so here you go: Tell me the story about the last time you masturbated, where you weren't at home, nor in a bed.
Apr 22, 2013 – 1:07am
"I am surprised."
Why?
I'm off to the gym. Good night, sweetie.
Apr 22, 2013 – 1:15am
I love using my waterproof toy in a shower or bath. Truthfully I usually reserve masturbation for home. It is in either my bed or bath depending which toy I want to use.
I will tell you the most unusual place I had sex was on my high school soccer field, no blanket and houses up on the hill able to see us on the lit field should they have chose to watch.
Apr 22, 2013 – 1:26am
How about you? Most unique place you masterbated? Most unique place you had sex?
Apr 22, 2013 – 1:52am
Now you got me thinking and I don't want to go sleep. Here is a story that almost happened on my way home..........
I was driving through Iowa on long country road. Not much to look at. Just farm after farm. So as usual my mind turned to sec. So I started thinking about some of your early, but PG comments with X rated under tones. Then I started imagining how you would respond if I brought out some couples toys and lotions to go with it. I started getting very horny and wet. A low throb was starting to build and it has been a while since I felt that turned on with no one even touching me. As I am writing this that low deep throbbing is coming back, and I love my toys are only inches away. If I had any toys on hand I would have pulled over. My toy would have been turned on to its strongest vibration and slowly pulled in and out. Each stroke making me wetter and bringing that "O" moment closer. When it was finally at hand i would have called your name.
I am thinking it is toy time again. Never thought I would use my toys twice in a night, but thoughts of you seem to do it for me. How is that for a story. Now I want to hear your story.
Apr 22, 2013 – 5:00am
Oh my God, you poor girl! I mean, I knew you wanted it...but I didn't realize how badly you NEED it!
I'm heartbroken that I didn't see this latest message until I got out of the gym. I would have called you immediately, and told you exactly how to proceed with those toys. Once I got you naked under the sheets, it would have started something like, "Now just set it to 'low', and just brush the insides of your thighs a bit. Don't let it touch your pussy yet! That's it, nice and slow and relaxed. Now use it to draw a line up your belly, slowly, and draw little circles around your nipples. Nice and slow and relaxed...now SLOWLY, as slow as you can stand it, draw a line straight down the middle of your belly, back towards your pussy--but we're not going to touch it yet! Stop when you get just below your belly button...now we're going to draw a circle AROUND your pussy, up your thigh towards your belly button, then back down the other thigh, and just slowly, softly draw a few circles like that. OK, you've waited long enough, but we're not going to put it in yet--just press the whole thing up against the front of your pussy and hold there...that feels nice, doesn't it? You can move it around a little to rub your pussy, but we're not going to put it in yet....good girl. Now I want you to use the tip of it to trace a little circle around your clit...that's it, just keep doing that for now...." And it wouldn't be long until you had that thing in high gear.
But I didn't have my phone on me, it was in my coat. Grrrrr.....
I didn't even check my phone when I left the gym. For some reason, I idly checked it when I pulled in the driveway at home and shut the car off. I was shocked and delighted by what was here waiting for me! It's funny that you used the words, "it has been a while since I felt that turned on with no one even touching me," because that's exactly what I was thinking, sitting in the car, reading your message. Oh, when I get my hands on this girl!
***
Are you SURE you want to hear about oddball places I've beat off? I mean, it's hot when a girl talks about it, but I'm afraid it might come off as creepy or pervy coming from a guy. Of course, it's only fair that I answer honestly, as you did--but before I do, let's just make sure that we actually WANT to go there! As a bit of a preview, I will confide that none of these stories took place within the last ten years, where all my whack-a-doos have been in bed.
Wish I had some cool stories about sex, but not so much. There have been times where I had to pull the car over and have at it, in places like a highway rest stop or behind a school at night, or once on a deserted country road. Other than that, best I got is I once dated a girl who had temporarily moved back in with her mother after her divorce, and I thought it was weird when I bent her over the couch in her mother's living room (mother wasn't home, of course, and wasn't expected back at that time of day--but you never know, do you?).
Finally, I've been holding back stuff like this, but since you've opened this door, I'm going there: Remember when you asked me about the perfect date or something, and I mentioned that pleasing the girl I'm with is what does it for me? Well, that's ALL I care about in the bedroom. Turning YOU on is what does it for me. When I hear about these guys who skip foreplay, stick it in, two pumps and they're done, then they're off to sleep--I can't even FATHOM that! Baby, when I get my hands on you, you're going to come at least once or twice before I even get my pants off! Hearing you moan, your breathing quicken, watching your hips rock a little while I'm going down on you, feeling your nails in my back as you try to pull all of me inside of you...there's nothing in the world that turns me on more than that! That's EVERYTHING to me.
So...see you Tuesday?
Hee hee hee...
Apr 22, 2013 – 5:05am
Jesus Christ. I'm 46 years old. I never get a boner any more, unless I'm with a woman, beating off, watching porn, or some combination of those.
And my **** is so hard right now...
Apr 22, 2013 – 10:36am
I love hearing that with a few well chosen words I can make you hard.
After you had played with me, i would have insisted on a turn with you. Nothing i enjoy more than a man who is rock hard and waiting for release. I would take you in my mouth, while my hands would explore your body. Then i Would haved slowly licked and sucked it. Sometimes i wiuld take you deep in my throat, others it would be shorter qucker. I also enjoy stroking you and playing with your balls at the same at the same time. The speed would gradually pick up until you were ready to come and then I would climb on and ride you until you exploded with release.
Oh by the good morning! ;-)
Apr 22, 2013 – 10:40am
ps I love sex morning, noon, and night. Once I am with someone and we have had sex, I don't say no. Never can have it too much. Plus if we ever fought I do not believe in using it as a weapon. I won't cut you off from it because in my mind that just punishes me.
Apr 22, 2013 – 10:43am
Keep in mind no sex on the first date! As you had pointed out.
Apr 22, 2013 – 10:46am
Right now I am having fun teasing, but I promise I am good at follow through.
Its funny I can do this sexting no problem, phone sex not so much. But always willing to try.
Apr 22, 2013 – 10:50am
Do you have a preference to a woman shaved, trimmed, or wild?
Apr 22, 2013 – 3:02pm
Good morning, angel!
"Keep in mind no sex on the first date! As you had pointed out."
Oh, you're pretty funny!
Actually, all weekend long, I knew I wasn't going to get to meet you until Tuesday at the earliest, and I knew that I'd have to schedule you in before a huge party I was hosting with my friends that would last well into the night...plus your profile makes it very clear not to expect any on Night One...so I seriously *was* planning on No Sex that night. But that's long since out the window, since this conversation took its latest turn!
A lot of things flew out the window when I got your "throbbing" message in the wee hours this morning! Another example: When I meet a girl for the first time, it's always for drinks, and I tell her to call me when she arrives, so I can meet her in the parking lot and walk her in, to spare us both the embarrassing "Is my date gonna show?" glances around the room. They always like that, and it has the added bonus of making me look thoughtful and chivalrous at the same time. But the best part of this move is, it spares ME some embarrassment if the whole I-go-for-a-hug-while-she-goes-for-a-handshake dance goes terribly wrong. It rarely does, but when it does, it's spectacular like a NASCAR wreck, and you sure don't want to do it in front of an audience.
Any way, that's all out the window with you. When I get my hands on you, my arms are going around your waist immediately, your body is getting pulled close to mine, and you're getting a big, long, wet kiss before "hello", with no promise that my hands stay in one spot throughout. That much is certain; the rest I'm still deciding, but the usual script has been tossed into the fireplace. Long before you entered the picture, I was already thinking about getting a room there that night, so I wouldn't have to drive (it's going to be a HUGE party, and I'm the host; it's very rare that I drink so much I shouldn't drive, but it's highly likely this time out, my first night out since we Boston folks started cheering and celebrating), but now that "should I get a room?" decision is settled--you can safely disabuse yourself of any notion of "no sex on the first date" this time around! And if you're thinking that a "good girl" would never go back to a guy's room on the first date, I can respect that--but if that's the case, then you'd better pray for good weather Tuesday night, because you'll have a new "strangest place I've ever had sex" story! But those sessions always have to be rushed, and "in a rush" just ain't my style.
"I love sex morning, noon, and night...I don't say no...Never can have it too much."
I'll never understand why you gals in your 40s who feel that way get so skieved out by the thought of hooking up with younger guys. They feel that way too! They'll give it to all you want! They can do it three, four, five times a day, for days on end!
"shaved, trimmed, or wild?"
Aw, how sweet/thoughtful!
It's not a big deal either way, but now that you bring it up I've got to admit, "less is more". I know a total shave can be a tricky thing for you...but again, it's YOUR arousal that excites me, and when I feel how smooth your shaved legs are, and I imagine you taking that effort just to look sexy for me...and knowing that shaving everything must feel a little different for you, like walking around without underwear or something, and that has to be a sexy feeling for you--THAT'S the hottest part of this whole thing for me. So take it all off, baby! You know I'll reward you for the effort! If you do that for me, then you're deserving of a little special attention down there. That's another reason why I'm getting a room, so we don't have to rush, and I can suck your pussy until your head caves in!
Well, time for breakfast! Then I'm off to live another day in the CLEAN world! Big shock, I can't find my phone charger anywhere, it's not even in my roommate's room (at least, not in plain sight). Hard to believe lending something to a roommate isn't going to turn out well for me. So if I'm less than responsive today/tonight, please don't hold that against me.
Also (as my mind clears as it emerges from the gutter!), karaoke starts around 9:30-9:45. I know that's a little late for you, but since we're going to be there so early, I can probably be first to sign up and first to get called up to sing. You should plan to hang around and catch my first "set", as we get two songs per turn at this place. I got some game. And if you end up staying out too late, you can always spend the night in our room--just go crash whenever you're ready, no worries, I know you gotta get up in the morning.
(Heh, I just decided it was time to wrap this up, nothing more to say for now, time to sign it and send it...and as that thought occurred to me, I let out a contented sigh and realized my face was starting to hurt a little from smiling--I've been smiling the whole time it took me to type this. I'm REALLY looking forward to meeting you, kid, and not just for sex. Again, I've never carried on such a long correspondence before meeting someone, so that's certainly adding to the anticipation...but you've been delightful so far, very smart, funny, creative, laid back, grounded, and sexy as all hell. I can't wait till tomorrow night.)
Bobby
Apr 22, 2013 – 3:13pm
Oh forgot to mention: I'm old school Italian, I'm not shaving ANYTHING! Hope you don't mind some hair on a man's chest, or the other usual places.
Apr 22, 2013 – 3:37pm
Because of my working tomorrow and on Wednesday I will have to leave early. But nothing like the anticipation of another meeting. The emails are fun, but don't worry I do believe in follow through.....eventually! LOL ;-) Hope you have a fantastic day today. Looking forward to meeting you tomorrow.
Andrea
Apr 23, 2013 – 6:27am
I couldn't go five minutes today without thinking about you.
When I opened this page to tell you that, I just reread our entire correspondence. I was about to go to sleep, but now I'm completely turned on again...and I can't DO anything about it! If I rub one out now, it could adversely impact my performance tonight! Oh man, this is brutal! It's like PUNISHMENT, not being able to take matters into my own hands, so to speak. You vixen, you! You wrote earlier that there's nothing you enjoy more than a man waiting for release...well kid, you've got me right where you want me!
(Remember, casual dress tonight, as I'm currently "between wardrobes"--any clothes I buy now aren't going to fit in a few months, so my closet is pretty barren until I get to my goal weight.)
Apr 23, 2013 – 10:06am
Not sure if you really read what I sent. I HAVE NO INTENT ON HAVING SEX WITH YOU TONIGHT!!! I meant what I said in regards to that. If all you want is someone for a night, forget it. I don't think we should meet. Goodluck in your search.
Apr 23, 2013 – 2:59pm
Holy cow.
Of course I read what you sent. I thought you were teasing. It's incomprehensible to me that someone would spend the weekend saying the things you've been saying, "Sex is all I think about...I get so worked up when I think about YOU...I'll suck you off and ride you until you come...I want it all the time...", and then say in the next breath, "But having sex with you is completely out of the question." I couldn't take that last part seriously, because it just doesn't fit in with the rest of it.
It makes me question if *you* really read what *I* sent! Here are some quotes to remind you:
--"...all weekend long, I knew I wasn't going to get to meet you until Tuesday at the earliest, and I knew that I'd have to schedule you in before a huge party I was hosting with my friends that would last well into the night...plus your profile makes it very clear not to expect any on Night One...so I seriously *was* planning on No Sex that night..."
--"I'm REALLY looking forward to meeting you, kid, and not just for sex. Again, I've never carried on such a long correspondence before meeting someone, so that's certainly adding to the anticipation...but you've been delightful so far, very smart, funny, creative, laid back, grounded, and sexy as all hell. I can't wait till tomorrow night"
I don't know how to make it more plain that no, this was never about me just looking for "someone for a night". That list of compliments in the second quote? THAT was the girl I couldn't go five minutes without thinking about yesterday. It's insulting to me that I stand accused of anything here.
Sweetheart, you just can't treat a guy like that. OK, maybe I can't speak for all guys on this one, maybe some of them are so pussy-whipable they'll put up with this, but I'm not that guy. You said you'd never use sex as a weapon, but that's exactly what you've done--maybe you didn't realize it, but to lead a guy on as far as you did to me since Sunday night, then tell him as he gets near the goal line, "Oh, just kidding," or, "You thought I *meant* that?", or, "You thought I meant NOW?", that's just cruel.
HOWEVER...since it doesn't make any sense either that the girl I've been getting to know this weekend would ever INTENTIONALLY be so cruel--since such malice does not even begin to fit into the picture I've formed of her--I'm willing to forgive this little transgression. I can go back upstairs right now, rub one out, and be over this. But I meant every word of the "delightful...smart...funny..." speech, and I really think it would be a shame if we didn't get together.
So if you can assure me that you didn't know guys don't react to sex fantasies the same way girls do (that a weekend of such talk with no actual sex at the end is a massive frustration, not a pleasure)...and I can assure you that I think we could still have a great time tonight even with sex off the table (really, Scout's Honor--I'm going to go beat off right now, I won't even WANT sex the rest of the day)...then what do you say? We still on for 7:00?
Bobby
Apr 23, 2013 – 6:08pm
Well, it's after 6, and I've got to take your lack of reply to mean you've tuned out, so I won't be there at 7. Wow, that blows me away, I thought we really had something going here. If this is the way you usually interact with the guys on here, no wonder you've found it to be so frustrating.
