Sounds like a pretty strange date to me, but maybe that's a standard date for people still in college? I can only imagine what was going through her head when she is sitting at a table full of randoms and other end of the table of the dude she is supposed/wanted to be hanging out with.

As for the quoted part.... How did you get to making out on the floor and it only lasting 5 seconds? Did you leg swipe her, plant a kiss and she pulled away? Only way I can imagine it getting on the floor and ending after 5 seconds.

Unfortunately Team Always Swipe Right will have to change our ways. Heard from a more reliable source that the selectivity measure is real and they determine you more attractive if you swipe left more often. Apparently it's also better to put a fairly narrow radius(if you're in a big enough city to still get matches) or it tends to match you to people towards the outer edge of the radius

TR from last night:
Let me preface this TR by saying that I am a little awkward in social situations and I have never had sex outside a monogamous relationship.

So the girl in question is the golf course waitress that flaked last week. Her profile pictures made her seem decently attractive and golf course waitresses are generally attractive. So we agree to meet by a certain place, I see her and I am tempted to keep walking. She is ****ing fat and her face is ugly. I say hello and decide to go on the date thinking **** it this will be a new experience. So as were walking to the bar in question I really hoped that I would not see my friends. I would be very embarrassed to be seen with such a fattie.

So we get to the bar, order a beer and play pool. I am still hoping and praying that no one I know sees me. So I think once we both finish our drink, I'm leaving. As we are playing pool she is texting her friends. WTF. She accidentally sends me a text saying "He's so awkward :/ Worse than me".

So when we are done our beer, I say "let's call it a night" and am thinking that I'll just walk her to the LRT station. So as we are walking she starts talking about sex. She tells me that she really wants to try anal, and other odd things to tell a first date. I try to get her to come back to my place because even though she is ugly she presumably has female parts. I fail at that too because I'm pretty shy and game less. I dropped her off at the LRT station and don't plan on seeing her again.

We were lying down on the floor

If a girl is talking about sex-especially things she wants to try, this is a green light she wants to ****. No game needed here-all you had to do was say "ok, lets try it"

Her pulling away after 5 seconds means one of two things:
1. She was really turned off by your kissing.
2. She started dripping wet, likes you and didn't want to seem like a slut so cut it short before anything else could happen.

How did yall end up laying on the floor?

I forget, but we were whispering to each other ok the floor so as to not wake up her roommate

So much this.

The fact that Chip's prior post of non-sentences was clearly the result of him trying (hard) to be more clear in his writing is, frankly, mind blowing.

first, this seems like a pretty cool first date. and it all sounded like it went pretty well. you guys did a variety of things (semi-important)and went to a variety of different places (very important) all within the same night. I like dates where, as a couple, you bounce around to different places. She was comfortable enough with you meeting her friends which is a plus. I hope you tried your best to hit it off with her friends.

That's fine she left you hanging for a bit during beer pong. you guys went to a party so its implied youre not going to be tied to the waist the whole night. Probably should of either sat next to her at that last bar or included her in conversation. sucks she had to be on her phone the whole time. was probably uncomfortable or bored b/c she was around people she didnt know

not a fan of inviting yourself up. I would of ended it right there. I think its important for the girl to make the first sexual move by either hinting at it, suggesting it or talking about it. and i wouldnt wait a couple days to text her. message her about the great night (it was fun meeting you/hanging with you. i hope you had fun etc.) but leave it at that. ive missed a lot of opportunities by playing hard to get with the OG text game. I played a killer game and got nowhere. A girl wants a guy who is interested in her but not obsessionally into her. be a normal human being and message her about the great night you guys just have. don't ignore it like it didn't exist

Guys, he's predicting that we will call him out for typing like a really drunk 5 year old, and thus, he's controlling it.

I think.

Just bailed on a date.

Originally was supposed to meet up at 3. She moved it to 330. She texted me at 330, while I was waiting at the restaurant, saying she was a little bit behind.

Gave her till 4, and left. Was I a dick?

Obv wasn't that interested in her otherwise would've waited till 4:05.

I offered and she said "We better not **** on a first date". That's an exact quote. There will not be a second date, I have a little self respect

Seems fine, I would send her a quick text letting her know you are leaving though.

I texted her saying headed home, no hard feelings. Left it at that. She was not too happy.

Obv if you were interested you stay til she shows. As played, you're okay IMO.

I just have to write this because, well, why not.

I banged the nastiest woman this week. She was probably pushing 200 pounds and had a busto face. Anyways, I met her one night while out with my hot neighbor, who I will call TheGun. Gun and I play a game, we choose who each other have to hit on. She picks these two girls and since I'm a good sport I make my play. Fast forward and two bars later this broad and her friend drive Gun and I a ride home, with a catch... she steals my phone.

She comes over a week later to drop it off, we have a glass of wine and she drives me to who is now my ex-gf's place. No harm, no foul... but she's continuing to text and call me, but I don't respond. She texts me this week saying she has extra tickets to a concert and asks if I want them. The musician is someone AhhhHomework is in love with, so I call her and see if she wants to go. AH and I decide it's probably going to rain and we decide, nah. I text the girl back and say, no thanks. She asks what I'm doing and I say "nothing." She responds with "I know something we can do" and since I'm a few beers in I go along and tell her to come over. I pound booze and in 30 minutes she is ringing up. She comes over and within 10 minutes she is naked and on her knees sucking me off. At this point I'm drunk and dgaf. I take her to my bedroom, throw a rubber on, and bang the f out of her...but one problem, she's so hideous I can only get semihard and have trouble maintaining, She's squirting all over my bed sheets; like, no ****, it was like a water fountain. Eventually I'm like f this, rip the rubber off, sit on her stomach and start jerking off to her tits (which were actually nice). I start feeling it a bit and a minute or two before blasting move closer to her face, close my eyes, and start fantasizing about other woman. Just before I nut I make sure to stick my dick in her mouth and she takes the load and swallows! I roll over and think about how far I've fallen. She continues to grab at my junk and suck and whatever but I'm not responding. Eventually I get up and sit at my desk and fall asleep in my chair. Hours pass and eventually I go back to bed, she's still there! Whatever, I think, and I lay down and sleep. She continues to suck me and jerk me but it ain't happening. Eventually she leans toward me and says "we have something special" and goes in to kiss... I gag and I swear I throw up a bit. Somehow I get her to go and I can't even look at her when she dresses; it literally makes me sick. Because I'm not evil I walk her to the door and she tries to kiss me again and I tell her that I shouldn't, that I'm in love with someone else and this was a mistake. She gets kinda sad but seems to understand. She leaves and I pass out. I just had to share to get it off my chest. I'm have PTSD or something and it's making me want to gag.

Hoping to bang my Asian hottie tonight or tomorrow to erase the memory.

First off your multiple pity dates story makes no sense, unless you are really bored and or lonely. Combined with the fact that you insulted him so many times in your post indicates that you really aren't all that considerate and probably enjoyed the ego stoke or kinda liked him. Going to his place for pizza and a movie after claiming that his "voice is so high pitched it made me want to gag" is pretty lol sad.

Just ignore him and it will be fine.

lol

ATF, there is nothing shameful about having meaningless sex with an ugly girl in my opinion.

I'm an Old and married so I just typically just lurk this thread for LOLs… and ATF, you delivered BIG TIME!!!

I just wanted to let you know that I am immensely grateful for the huge lol.

Thank you.

was sitting behind a 7/10 girl on the bus recently and got a full view of how girls use tinder. she flicked through around 200 guys and left swiped all of them with the exception of like 2 guys, they only got the nod after a thorough examination of all their photos

just an insight into the way women use tinder

Small sample size imo.

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Absolutely......hasn't almost everyone done this?