That moment when you are sending a few messages back and forth with the best looking girl on a site and then send a convo killer message. Sigh!

Anyone happily attached who still checks their OKC when they get a message alert?

I'm just too curious not to! Not going to cheat, but it's annoying that the rare time I get open messaged by someone desirable is now, hey ho.

http://creepywhiteguys.tumblr.com/

Some of those are just bizarre and some are hilarious. ... Pretty funny that one girl did automatically know Chun Li.

My girlfriend is Vietnamese. She gives me **** for having an asian thing, but I like to remind her that as far as I can tell she's only dated white guys.

TR 1st date with Passover Girl

Get to the bar about ten minutes early. The bar is busy because of the Blackhawks game and a $5 burger special but I manage to snag two seats. She comes in a couple minutes late. She looks a little different than what I was expecting. Did I get a fatty? No, I think she’s just jacked. should I be pissed that she doesn’t look that much like her pics? meh, better to just see how the night goes.

We start talking about lifting. I try to feel her muscle but she doesn’t want me to so I give her mine first. Give her my left arm and she asks if I am left handed. I think that’s a compliment? She’s turning into me more than a lot of my other bar dates and our legs are touching. She said the 385 PR was sumo with a belt. Her squat is 345 and bench only 175. With a ratio like that she’d fit right in over at Health and Fitness.

We talk about our families. She’s from this elite neighborhood 45 minutes north of Manhattan with really expensive houses that zoned themselves off so they could have a really good exclusive public school. She went to an expensive small liberal arts school, majored in linguistics and played tennis. Now she’s some kind of social worker and feels weird about coming from the place that kept the poor people out.

I’ve gotten a couple signals and I’m starting to like this one. I decide I’m going for a kiss at the bar but she has this habit of going for a drink right after she stops talking that makes it difficult. The first couple times she doesn’t go for the drink it’s a weird point in the conversation. The adage ‘If you think you can kiss her, you could have ten minutes ago” keeps going through my head” Finally I go for it. We kiss I look at her and see she lit up- nothing better than that feeling. I make a comment about sneaking one in and she said it was smooth.

We kiss a few more times in the bar. I like to let the girl be the one to get tongue going first in case she doesn’t want to feel slutty in public and she slips a little in on the third kiss. Now we’re kinda holding hands and with my other I’m rubbing just above her knee

We leave after three beers for me and two for her. I pick up the check and we start walking back toward her train stop. Our kisses get more and more passionate as we go along. We get to a quiet street and go into a full on makeout. She’s absurdly strong for a girl so she’s kinda pulling my head in too, strange feeling. As I run my hands over her back I can tell she deadlifts. She’s really aggressive with the tongue. We start and stop a couple times along the way as random people come out of their apartments. At one point I pick her up and she wraps her legs around me during. She is not a 114-123 pounder so I can’t sustain that for too long, but I go for it a couple more times because it's fun. I grab her ass and I can tell “Yeah, She Squats”. Towards the end of the road I get an” I don’t usually do this” which made me chuckle to myself

We get to my bus stop first. There’s a bus there I could hurry and catch but we decide to wait for the next one. There are more people around so we don’t make out too much more but we kind of cuddle with her head in my chest. I like her hair, she's brunette and it smells good. Phermones are getting to me. I decide not to try to bring her back because it’s kinda late and I feel like it’s a lock next time.

And I said you shouldn't post, I take it back on this one. Decent TR, seems like you had a very good time and you didnt even used the word 'sluts' once, WP.

Good TR. Pics?

legit lol'd.

Nice TR.

Bobbo,

Way to go, and nice trip report! This line was hilarious: "She is not a 114-123 pounder so I can’t sustain that for too long"

See what happens when you don't let people spy on your dates. Nicely done sir

This line. Love it.

Good read

I sent Tyler the pics. On second thought, I think she actually does kinda look like them. I think I was just overly optimistic about looks. I wound up being attracted anyway so all's good.

Great thread, guys!

After 21 years (on and off) of online dating (going back to the alt.personals usenet group), finally ended up getting the sex I so long desired last Friday night. That's right, Good Friday was Great Friday! How?

lowered my standards in the looks department
I was honest about wanting a FWB relationship, with the possibility of more
it helped that she was tall and sex-starved
getting a jacuzzi suite also helped

Probably would have happened a lot sooner if I had taken some time and studied some of the advice on this thread. Don't give up!

sup bros- I'm brand new to online dating, just made a profile today- any newb tips? Like whats the best way to start chatting with someone? best to hold off on asking someone out until a few msgs have been exchanged? Do chicks often put out on 1st date?

Read the first couple pages of the thread for starters. Decent advice there. And if you're looking for quick sex, just be upfront about it and find girls who are too. They're out there. OKC has questions that get at that topic as well.

v nice, Bobbo.

I would have preferred going back to her place or, even better, you her place, just to continue making out, but as is - well played.

If you can get her to bang you by Thursday, you know who to contact to ramp up the fun quotient. I'll lend you my Benz and you can give her a ride North on Sheridan Road, up through my old hood. You can dream together about the massive lake front mansions, stroll thru the neighborhood beaches and do a classy meal in Highwood. If she's what you say she is, she'll appreciate it.

Some girls will put out on the 1st date. Others are worth waiting for. For example, the girl I'm dating basically said she'd **** me on the first date but would have to turn off her emotions and that would likely mean we'd never see one another again. Like the gentleman I am, I abstained and took a cab home...and banged her all night and the next morning on our second date. Now we're in love.

Bobbo,

You should really ignore ATF's advice/suggestions.

I think we all should put ATF on our ignore lists. Would make the world a better place

WTF? You have no idea how dreamy it is to cruise down Sheridan Road, awe inspired by the massive lake front castles, while intermittently checking out the kush village beaches. Bobbo can talk about what he does and how he wants to make a ton of money or whatever. Guaranteed unique / fun date that will immediately differentiate him from the rest of the herd and undoubtedly cast him as boyfriend material in the eyes of his dame. He could roll up to the Botanic Gardens or maybe do Ron of Japan...or he can be like westloser and go bowling. LMFAO

PT,

I'm sorry you feel that way. I can assure you everything I write is more or less true. The only falsities are specifics about the evening, where being over-served clouds my memory.

I don't know what Bobbo wants from this broad but I notice that, in his words, she's not a slut, broad or dame...which means he might be taking her seriously. Then again, he paid up for a ****tier apartment because he wanted a hook-up pad where the amenities were the feature. But then again, then again, he also confessed to SG and I that he's primarily interested in a relationship. If the latter is the case, then my suggestion is money.

In typical fashion I was annoyed with online dating this past weekend and now I've got too much on my plate. I've learned I'm really good at talking to grad students who have no time to date, but have time to chit chat online. I guess that's what you get in a college town...no young professionals.

bobbo hope you really don't consider this dude your friend? He talks to you like you're a little bitch, very condescending. Hope you cut ties dude

What's the easiest site to get laid? It would be nice to bang a whore or two with no questions asked or candlelight dinner set up. Prostitutes are not a viable suggestion.

The ideal situation would be for me to not even have to leave the house in pursuit of pussy.