Had me some sex. Other details: she said I had to buy her at least three rounds before she would **** me. At least it was nice to have a benchmark!

She screamed "**** your mother" at some random girl in the bar as that girl was going past us to the bathroom. "Were you addressing her?" I asked, to which she said she was. "Do you know her?" I continued. She said no, that she was just giving off a bad energy.

She called me an ******* several times, continuously said I had a bad energy, then subsequently started running her hands all over my arms and face while calling me Mother Earth. She screamed at the top of her lungs in the middle of a nearly empty bar multiple times.

Once, she did some herky jerky **** and nearly knocker our table over, spilling her drink. She blamed the bartender for filling it too high.

Quite an event. If my tires get slashed anytime in my life, I know who did it at least

Doesn't matter, had sex!

You should consider a career in writing fiction stories, you have quite the imagination

wu,

Perhaps bipolar or multiple personality disorder? The erratic behavior and outbursts sound very familiar. I've dated the latter and it ends badly. For me it ended with a trumped up domestic battery accusation. I had to continue banging her and buy her flowers to get her to drop the charges. The DA, this feminist beotch, wanted to throw the book at me!

Great in the sack tho, that's for sure!

Sounds like she is super nuts. Hopefully she wasn't bad looking. Obviously she was probably way more crazy than hot.

She was okay, not great. Her body was good, big tits, small waist, but she had ridiculously huge ear gauges (which I hate), dumb tattoos all over her body, and a fairly unattractive face.

Being crass, stupid, obscene, and openly sexual works surprisingly well for me on tinder. I just opened a girl who said she liked French toast in her tag line with "my penis tastes like French toast" and she replied with "French toast is my favorite flavor of dick."

FYP

Dat acne tho

I'm not particularly good looking. In fact, the wider the camera angle in my face, the better my results have been so far. I do have pretty good abs, but other than that everything about me is right in the meaty part of the curve

Guy on the misc recorded him swiping right to every girl on tinder:




The first 30 seconds show a sped up results.

"- Kept around 80 out of 340
- Of those 20 have messaged me first.
- These are the 32 I would smash, the rest is a average/ a bit above and is kept for trolling and testing."

And pics of the girls he would want to smash:




das it mane

I have a weird question for you guys. Went on one day with this girl. She is definitely into me. We have been very upfront that we have been dating other people.

She told me she had a date tonight. We were texting and said good night.
Guessing it's an even bigger sign that she likes me that she was stalking my okc page before she goes on a date with someone else?

I could be in the minority, but i wouldn't like if some girl I was dating told me that she was going out with another guy. She's free to do what she wants but I don't want to hear about it.

Well she had been on dates with these guys before me. She lives in Ny and I'm in ct. She's planning on coming to ct to see me so obviously she is making an effort for me. I'm trying not to be jeolous it's an ugly trait

Right, but does she really need to tell you she's going out on a date? Why couldn't she say she was meeting up with friends?

Idk but I like her honesty

That's my point. She's not gonna hide stuff from me. And she isn't a hoe. We have been on one date and doesn't owe me anything

Did you ask what she was doing tonight or did she just tell you out of the blue?

Either way I wouldn't take her viewing your profile as anything. Could be one of a million reasons and I don't think any of them are really worth any deep thought

I forget how it came up. She has viewed my profile a billion times so it's not that. Thought it was funny as she should be on her way to the date. I'm the only guy she is talking to online be said.

And honestly I just wanted to contribute to the thread. I haven't added much here in awhile

You're over thinking it IMO and she sounds like she's trying to make you jealous? Why would you ever want to associate with someone that behaves in such a manner?


Step 1: "Enjoy the date and let me know how it goes."

Step 2: Delete number from phone and move on to greener pastures.

Yes I'm gonna take advice from ATF. I should bring my daughter to ny and fingerbang the girl in front of her.

So it begins.

It's funny, ATF has some good advice occasionally, then two posts later he sounds like he has no idea how to act like a human.......

even a broken clock is right twice a day

Dinner date with 19 year old tinderer went pretty well. I picked her up and went to a Turkish restaurant. It was tasty! I had a shrimp pide and red lentil soup. She had a spinach pide.

She's probably the most attractive girl I've met online, and a redhead to boot. Conversation flowed organically with minimal pauses. We bot maintained great eye contact, were touching one another. I put my hand on her leg, and she was open to it.

After dinner, we went to a coffee shop and had some scones.

Took her home and walked her up. We made out for a while, and then she said she had a good time, and to text her soon, which I took as a cue to get. She also texted me ten minutes after I left saying she had a good time again.

Happy with it

Variance: the last two girls I've slept with are named Sarah, and this girl is too

so i got a message from a girl, nice convo back and forth, after 3-4 messages i say we should trade some more stories over a drink, she says shes into it, i give her my # and say shoot me a text and we can figure out what bar to go to. she then asks for my facebook or twitter to make sure im real, i say sure, give her my twitter. then she says i passed the test, and gives me her #, but also says she found my linkedin and website (my twitter handle is my name, so not too hard to find), and then i get a barrage of okc messages about when were gonna meet up. i give a time (friday) and say ill think of a place, say goodnight. aaaand just got a facebook friend request.

should be a good time! or ill lose a kidney. either way.