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03-05-2014 , 12:09 PM

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Davino

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some chick I met online is now sexting me. we have hung out like three times.

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03-05-2014 , 12:21 PM

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TheKingofDiamonds

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Originally Posted by Davino

some chick I met online is now sexting me. we have hung out like three times.

Ok, and?

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03-05-2014 , 12:26 PM

#26328

Davino

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she is a swamphog.

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03-05-2014 , 12:37 PM

#26329

cannabusto

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Sounds like a hot Wednesday morning you got going. You have BBQ sauce?

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03-05-2014 , 01:01 PM

#26330

Chris DolMeth

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Got dome from my friend's girl last night then went muff diving!

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03-05-2014 , 03:46 PM

#26331

goofyballer

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Hope you survived the odor

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You musn't wash it properly then if you think the smells are comparable.

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03-05-2014 , 04:22 PM

#26332

TheKingofDiamonds

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Which you've taken out 3 times?

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03-05-2014 , 04:49 PM

#26333

Chris DolMeth

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Originally Posted by goofyballer

Hope you survived the odor

I don't think it's bad, just not a "pleasant" smell.

You forgot to post the part where I said that there is no better feeling than when an over-exited devotchka wraps her legs around your neck whilst you're eating her and chokes you like a python killing its prey

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03-05-2014 , 07:15 PM

#26334

Tyler Durden

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Originally Posted by Chris DolMeth

You forgot to post the part where I said that there is no better feeling than when an over-exited devotchka wraps her legs around your neck whilst you're eating her and chokes you like a python killing its prey

A what?

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03-05-2014 , 07:25 PM

#26335

movieman2g

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03-05-2014 , 09:27 PM

#26336

TheRedViper

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Originally Posted by wannabealive

Na, how old is she? I think this is pretty hot and love when it happens, maybe she was treating you.

She wouldn't tell me. I asked her a few times and would try jokingly asking like "come ooooon" but she would just look timid/away and say "does age matter?" and I'd say no and that was that. Over 40 I'd guess? She's super cute and amazing body from being a yoga freak. I think I was just a rebound from her 23 year old "boyfriend" though. I'm 26 lol I guess she likes em young.

Also her pussy tasted great. She's a vegetarian, do vegetarians have better tasting snatch?

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03-05-2014 , 10:47 PM

#26337

wannabealive

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Originally Posted by TheRedViper

idk broski, I'm on the I like the taste of the P crew, older the grape the sweeter the wine maybe, although I doubt that extends much beyond the 40's.

Anyway, I do not take this as a bad thing, fk as long as you both enjoyed it!

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03-05-2014 , 10:49 PM

#26338

LazyTops5

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lol my gf is a vegetarian and she tasted fine when I went down on her

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03-05-2014 , 11:33 PM

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bobboufl11

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Got flaked on tonight after getting a confirmation this morning. Bar was one in one out so I couldnt even get my bark on.

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03-06-2014 , 12:22 AM

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wutangpoker

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Originally Posted by bobboufl11

Got flaked on tonight after getting a confirmation this morning. Bar was one in one out so I couldnt even get my bark on.

Why would this stop you from barking?

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03-06-2014 , 12:31 AM

#26341

sup hezbollah

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Originally Posted by LazyTops5

lol my gf is a vegetarian and she tasted fine when I went down on her

I would imagine a vegetarians pussy would taste better than that of a carnivore

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03-06-2014 , 12:33 AM

#26342

riverdance

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Originally Posted by LazyTops5

lol my gf is a vegetarian and she tasted fine when I went down on her

Easiest "i thought so too" ever?

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03-06-2014 , 01:00 AM

#26343

wutangpoker

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I love it when the ridiculously stupid things I say get results

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03-06-2014 , 01:04 AM

#26344

wutangpoker

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03-06-2014 , 01:11 AM

#26345

sup hezbollah

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From the looks of it I wouldnt mind taking that Nicole broad to pound town either.

You dirty devil.

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03-06-2014 , 01:12 AM

#26346

wutangpoker

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

From the looks of it I wouldnt mind taking that Nicole broad to pound town either.

You dirty devil.

From the line of text that embodies her?

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03-06-2014 , 01:53 AM

#26347

sup hezbollah

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Her avatar looks like shes a sexy broad.

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03-06-2014 , 05:12 AM

#26348

SandraXII

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Originally Posted by wutangpoker

Lolled. But seriously, you might have wasted so many opportunities with this kind of line.

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03-06-2014 , 05:47 AM

#26349

wet work

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ya dude you should've locked that down like 6 messages ago.

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03-06-2014 , 06:27 AM

#26350

Duke0424

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Just moved to Vegas and giving the online dating another shot

Getting way more responses than I ever got in Philly. Pretty awesome!

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