bobbo- meh

Hi guys, ive been reading this thread for the last couple of days , had a few lols and decided to create an okcupid account.
Can you give any feedback/help me with my profil page?

I live in belgium (english 2nd language)and I am 23 years old above average looking dude.
Looking for sex partner and maybe gf... So i dont wanna lie too much in my profil page.
I also dont wanna try too much to be funny... I feel im doing it wrong.

Here is the profil page :


My self-summary
just another guy who recently graduated from university. Studied business engineering at Louvain-la-Neuve (UCL), now looking for a job/figuring out what i wanna do with my life.
Movie/music geek, do a lot of sports (tennis and fitness mostly)
I try to escape the daily routine of life as much as possible with music, movies, sport, travels, parties, jokes and relationships.

What I’m doing with my life
just hanging out, trying to figure out random stuff

I’m really good at
being inappropriate

The first things people usually notice about me
shy at first but then they say im funny!

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
films : any movies from kubrick, scorsese, tarantino, coppola, lynch plus fight club, true romance, catch me if you can, drive, the big lebowski, asterix et obelix mission cleopatre, memento, once upon a time in america (and west), revolutionary road, a bittersweet life, come and see, groundhog day, into the wild, donnie darko, sunset blvd, vertigo, citizen kane, blade runner, pi, magnolia... I stop here, the list is too long.

music: the doors (hence the nickname), pink floyd, joy division, any electronic music, altenative rock (muse, the killers, ghinzu, red hot, the strokes, bloc party, ...) and older rock (dire straits, led zep, ..), trip/hop, most indie stuff, i listen to pretty much anything excepted for like heavy metal and most of mainstream rap/rnb.

tv shows :
comedy : the office, arrested development, new girl, community, modern family, seinfeld, curb, parks and rec, louie
drama : breaking bad, mad men, game of thrones, the wire

books : the stranger (camus), philosopic books (Nietzsche, Kant, Debord, understood them partly, im not that smart) but i dont read that much lately. I prefer a book that makes me think.

The six things I could never do without
trick question... you, of course.
Also weirdly addicted to my tap water

I spend a lot of time thinking about
past conversations and arguments i had and finding out the best replies/lines i should have used, and then getting mad for not having thought of that on the spot.

On a typical Friday night I am
out drinking with friends.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I secretly work on a top secret plan to exterminate every ginger on earth.

I’m looking for

Girls who like guys
Ages 20–27
Near me
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

You should message me if
you are tempted to

(even if you are a redhead, im only doing this extermination thing for fame and worldwide recognition, nothing personal)

How good looking are you? Height? Can you coast on your looks or do you need to flesh out a personality to compete with other decent looking dudes? Pic might be required to determine best profile strat

What I’m doing with my life
just hanging out, trying to figure out random stuff
You have to be able to word this better. Trying to find an engineering job? Training for a sport? Trying to do as many hookers and blow as possible until work takes over your life?

I’m really good at
being inappropriate
I say this works better as an example. "Whipping it out when the waitress touches my shoulder" or whatever inappropriate thing you do that makes you say that


The first things people usually notice about me
shy at first but then they say im funny!
don't like this. You could go douchey/sarcastic brag about your best feature

Expand on Friday night unless you're in the ridic good looking category. I don't like the ginger joke and would take it out.

You can leave a couple blank if you don't have anything good yet.

Based on what you're writing in the profile, you should fit right in here

don't do this

thanks for the feedbacks here is my profil pic :

how do you say you have a great body without being completely douchey?

Take out the stuff about exterminating gingers.

Extermination of any kind in a dating profile=bad idea.

By including pics of you on the beach in your profile. Very difficult to say in words without coming off douchey imo

I live a healthy lifestyle, take care of my body, eat well and work out x-days a week.

So SG and I were talking about online first dates and I was saying how I've never really had a bad first date. Sure, I'm not gonna click with everyone but everyone of my first dates were interesting at the very least. She says most first dates are terrible. So she said she wants me to find a "normal dude" online and to arrange a date for her. Our plan is for me to sit very close so I can listen in and watch. Then we're going to do a little performance art where I enter the scene... maybe as a angry ex-bf, or some PUA or like I whip my dick out, she notices it and is like "OMG look at that freak" and I just laugh maniacally as I get hauled off to the police station for indecent exposure. It's gonna be epic.

Yes, just yes and..

Yup, AH gets the hardball treatment now. If she wants me to work on her site, since her sugardaddy gave her a car, she needs to make the trip to my place. No more hour and a half round trip commute to do her **** just to make out with her and fingerbang her. We're friends now tho and tell each other "I love you" when we finish our daily phone chats. She's also an amazing human being so I'm not going to drop her

You're a prude, Sly! Regardless, this thread is a free for all now it seems.

You sound like a great person.

Here's some insight, guys.

Both SG and IG have shown me their Tindrs and used it in front of me. Both of them just swipe left, left, left all the time. I was like, that's amazing distinction between the sexes as IME guys just swipe right, right, right on nearly every profile.

You're obviously being facetious. My concern about our plan is that it's ****ing with some other dude and I'm not really cool with that. There has to be a way to compensate him for his time, feelings, etc. in our little scheme. Maybe I let him touch SG's tits or something as consideration?

Maybe use the situation to work on your ability to arrange a sex-as-the-primary-activity date? Like, make it clear through text or phone convo that your primary or only interest is in ****ing her, that the 1 drink or w/e at a bar is just filler, and see how it goes.

Why would you let him touch her tits.... Aren't they her tits and up to her to decide?

Given you still have a high school mentality this doesn't surprise me, but if I was the dude in the situation you discussed I can assure you it wouldn't end well for you. You don't **** with people like you are planning on doing and it certainly isn't smoothed over by touching some girls tits since again... We aren't in highschool.

ya don't be a jellykingturbo...

Of course. I've heard some of SG's sexcapades and while she's not a slut by any means, she's engaged in some reckless sexual activity such as ****ing the maintenance guy in her building and getting picked up at a bar and ****ing the dude in the alley that night, like fully naked on the concrete. So she's likely okay with it in furtherance of our plan.

You come off as a complete and utter square, man. Seriously, let loose and have some ****ing fun for once. This is your life, come from a good place and do whatever the **** you want with it.

If you were the dude in the situation how would it not end well for me? You gonna kick my ass or something? That's cool, I LOVE getting smashed in the face... like love it. I'd let you kick my ass then I'd call the five-oh and have you hauled off to pound you in the ass prison for assault.

Are you serious? You think you can **** with someone to that degree in a public setting and have them have a good laugh over it with you once it's over?

Try it and let us know how it goes.

Did I say good laugh? It's 1st date with an online rando; if the dude is such a wound-up douche that he couldn't see the absurdity in it and get a kick out of it then he deserves to be ****ed with IMO. I ****ing HATE anal retentive douche bags who are all serious bidness about life. They have no clue about the meaning or purpose of life and are some of the most incorrigible human beings on this planet. If the guy did see the purpose and art in it then I would make him my ffl and we'd bark at bitches together.

I'm sure everyone would see the absurdity of your little rouse, but doubt most would get a kick out of it since it's really not funny or "art" if you have advanced passed high school.

Nothing wrong with your care free attitude towards life, but it crosses a line when you start ****ing with people who didn't sign up to be involved and it usually won't end well for you when you decide to involve them.

None of this is too surprising coming from an alcoholic.

I've doubled up my matches on tinder in the past three or so days. At 122 now, several recent hotties

Hang in there bros. I thought I was too ugly for tinder at first

People are still taking ATF seriously after he said he licked his own jizz? C'mon.

What can I say, you're a square bro. Your constant high school comments pretty much define you as someone who needs to feel mature or grown-up. I'm a grown-up with the heart of a kid. I can switch from "serious business man" to "depraved hedonist" whenever necessary. My life is now amazing, I'm having the best time ever; slaying poon left and right, partying, working, etc. You're on a message board calling people out for their high school mentality while long distance dating some girl, and I do mean "girl" in the true sense of the word. Not a woman, a girl. Who has the high school mentality again?

It's not that I'm a recovering drunk, it's that I've come to realize that I have a super high threshold in terms of what makes me happy, what I consider fun, what gets me off, etc. I'm someone that needs to jump from planes, hike the tallest mountains, have chicks puke on my dick as they're going down on me, etc. The shock value of our scheme is something that gets me off. If the dude reacts in a negative or violent way, all the better. I don't give a ****, I'm a nihilist.

do you block the uggos and bots? How often do you swipe right?

I only have 20. I can't show a good ab/shirtless pic. Maybe I could pull off a KPowers wax on wax off.

I am 25 not sure if that is better or worse than 21/22 for Tinder. A hot 18 y/o told me I was too old and blocked me.