Can't cook nearly well enough for that. I don't think she's much better.

That avatar gets changed the moment things start coming up Milhouse for me

Calm, You're in Chicago right? We should totally grab a drink and discuss online dating.

TR w Incense Girl

We got a ride to Yoga with the studio owner, who is also incredibly cool. It was an advanced Yoga class with like 20 people there. I did my best to keep up but it totally kicked my ass. That said, I think I'm going to continue to do it. Anyways, afterward I chilled at IG's pad and we drank some wine, ate a pizza and chatted. I tried to talk her into blowing me but she refused. We ****ed, she says she loves my dick and that my exwife is a "fool" for giving it up. We said we're happy we met each other, I helped her put the Yoga towels in the drier and went home.

I was blacked out for the 3 some but IG is slowly revealing details of the evening to me. Apparently I stuck my hands down her friend / our common neighbors pants, said I wanted to orgasm and then pulled my dick out. I guess IG had pics of my dick but she erased them just in case she had to show her phone to her clients, etc. She said the friend, I'll call her Broken Foot, would periodically "fluff" me while I was ****ing IG. So hot. The only memory I really do have is BF doing Yoga in front of us, doing BF doggy style at her apartment and then at 430 AM saying that I ought to go and not really being able to walk.

Go visit the place sometime this week and find out who is working the tables that time on the day you want to go. Bribe him or her to get you a desired time.

well, that's the best first date I've had in a stupidly long time. Met for coffee at a place by campus (we're both students in different faculties) and she looked great- better than pictures and the pictures were awesome. After an hour we decide to go for drinks, have a few pitchers and some nachos....6 hours later we walk to her place which is literally next door. No makeout, just the kiss on the cheek though I think she's pretty conservative early on which is fine- she's ****ing awesome. We made a few tipsy plans of things to do/hang out and when she went into her building she said something along the lines of let's hang out soon, but I'm not entirely certain what it was.

the standard stupid question- text tomorrow because I want to and who gives a ****, or wait a day or so and then text?

Next day text is totally fine after a 6 hour date imo

Altho I think you are usually gonna be better off ending the first date long before 6 hours even if it's going really well.

I'm wired so I shot Crazy Hot Blonde a text asking if she was up. She insta-responded that she was so I insta-called her. We had a nice phone convo and now I'm going to see her Wednesday. My plan is to **** her as well.

Lol at Bullet with Butterfly Wings as a karaoke song. Hard to imagine getting anyone in the sack after that, so wp! I love SP by the way.

valentines gift ideas for gf of 2 and a bit months? she said she 'made something little for me'...

like most men I am weak at gifts

So last wed had a fun date with lots of interesting convo but didn't really feel a romantic spark/huge attraction on my side. Decided to give it another shot this week to see if something would develop, but when I asked her she said she was busy this week and wanted to add that she didn't view us romantically, but would be up to hang out as friends the following week. It's always nice to get an honest answer in this dating game.

First date trivia


Went really well. Had to walk about *kilometre from the train station to the bar to meet the girl and couldn't stop sweating. Was kinda warm and I always sweat which was bad but luckily the place had good ac and I was fine after about 15.


Girl was Nb looking and had recently moved to Melbourne from a large town. She wasn't the the smartest chick but I put that down to her being a bit naive more than anything. She called Nike 'ny-ck' not 'nai-key' but I let it go. Trivia was pretty hard and we totally bombed it. We got free beer but she didn't really drink it so I made sure to bet a drink on the answer to a question and lost so I would have to get her a different drink. She loosened up way more after that.*


She told me she broke up with her ex because of his lack of ambition so naturally I stressed my goals and ambitions which she ate up. me being 4 years older made me much more intriguing to her too I think. She complimented the way I dressed which was a good sign and we were kissing soon after. After the bar we left but told her I wasn't done making out and pulled her into an alley. What proceeded was 30 minutes of dry humping and her hands I'm my pants but she was bleeding and wouldn't give in saying if she waited I had to. She was literally dripping through her underwear leg up around ny waste. I had her pressed up behind a van and still nothing.


*We snuck into a construction site bordering the alley where more humping ensued. She asked me what I was doing the coming w/e because she wanted to **** but wouldn't now. Nor blow me. She had my shirt off kissing me all over down my dick over pants but kept saying this is only a tease.


I had enough and said we were leaving so we hopped on the tram because we are the same line. She got off and I just got onto another line omw home. At least I know I'm getting some this weekend but an meant to have another date Sat night with another chick.

Standard play is to text that you had a great time and are looking forward to [tipsy plan]. Just do whatever the **** you want.

I was buying smokes last night at the grocery store and s9me attractive woman got in line ahead of me with a full cart. I said, "you're letting me ahead of you, right?" She was like "yeah, I'm eating anyhow." I say what are you eating and she offers me a oreo. We chat some more and she tells me she's pregnant. I'm like, oh sweet, are you married? She says, I should hope so. I'm like cool, I was gonna say gimme the digits but good luck! We continued chatting a bit then I took off to the self checkout and left. Trying out my IRL game.

Absolutely, I didn't realize how long it had been until a few hours in but you're obviously right.

Picture of IG in Yoga outfit??

A meetup/ tr with ATF would be infinitely more intriguing to me than any date tr

Though ATF is turning into a champ lately apparently

ATF,

I'd be down. I'm fairly busy with work through Feb then am on vacation first week of March but I'll shoot you a PM.

Wu,

Agreed. I think I need more advice than him at this point but we're dating/targeting completely different women as far as I can tell.

Intriguing policy.

That's not gonna happen. She's got a ton of clients and potentially outing her would be uncool.

So the girl I'm meeting tonight said that she has to get a new DL before she can go to the bars because she just turned 21. We're going to dinner at a restaurant I used to work at instead. I expressed a desire to save money, and she said she would pay for me. I objected, of course, because I invited her and that's pretty bad etiquette. But I said I would be ok with splitting the bill, which is what we've now agreed to do.

raise your hand if you are over 16/didnt know what DL stood for

Thought he was dating a girl on the downlow took 5 minutes to figure it out

Sentence context made it pretty easy to understand, IMO.

story doesnt even make sense. why would she need a new ID. the old one still says how old you are