I just got back from a 3 some. I ****ed Incense Girl in front of her friend, then I ****ed her friend in front of her. Somehow I ended up in the friend's apartment. I'm a slut. I'm being "used"

That's a interesting definition of threesome. But congrats.

Smashed trip report:

I got a box of wine, brought it to her dorm room. We played drubk monopoly. Then we went to the lobby and played pool and foosball. She talked about her ex boyfriend, poor sighn. Then apparently she ran into a guy she had a "crush" on in the lobby. We went back to her room, afterwards all warmth left the interaction. I hit up a friend to pick me up, called her a bitch and yelled at her several times, then got a ride home. Have to pick my car up soon

Drank to excess, threw up when I got home

No bueno

Very classy!

**** that this is awesome.

Looking back, she had a ****ing awesome line and I'm pretty sure she won the exchange

Communist dick waffle itt

Those are the insults of someone who likes you. Weird. Sick response though.

Second date with Hispanic girl from OKC. We went to a concert about 1hr from where we live. Drive there was good conversation. We grabbed a bite to eat and a beer a couple miles from the concert.

Somehow we got screwed in traffic and it took us an hour to go 1.5 miles. Conversation kept flowing even though sitting in traffic sucked ass which was a good sign. We get to the concert later than we planned and missed some of the second performer (there were three total). We insta heard her favorite song from that performer, so all is well.

Between second and third performers, we go grab a beer and head back to our seats. Third performer was great. Exiting the concert much easier. Convo good on drive home too even though I'm exhausted. Drop her off, a few kisses and I headed home.

I will be asking her out again, but not sure what to do yet. She just moved here and uses meetup.com so she has a **** ton of things already planned from that and I assume she gets a lot of dates from OkC as well. I'm working a ton until April 15, so her being busy isn't a bad thing.

The ex and I broke up about a month ago. We talked a lot a week or two after and had planned on giving it another shot. She got cold feet, so I wasn't interested in pursuing if she wasn't 100% into it. We've been talking again (not as much about the relationship, more just friendly conversation). She mentions she almost texted me when she had a bad day just to hookup. That steers the convo tremendously and we've now agreed we can hookup so long as we do not hang out.

Wu,

Wow, brief but hilarious and awesome TR. Lol'd several times.

Her name was really Krystal? C'mon parents.

Every Krystal I've ever known, which is like 6 people, has been a messed up drug addict fwiw.

We were all naked in the same bed. One big problem though, I broke my foot somehow and now I'm hobbled. FML and I love life

Who cares about a foot...u just had a threesome! Nice escalation from beeing thrown out of AH's(or whatever her name was) appartment in the middle of the night and similar ****. I bet now u wouldnt even think about calling that bitch again,,... congratz dude
Keep it up

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Hmmm, I just got a reply from a girl I messaged several days ago. Upon review of her questions section she lists herself as conservative-right wing and states she would strongly prefer to date someone of the same skin color / racial background (she's white). Our match % is 68 friend 18 enemy, which is all I had looked at before messaging her. Just go with it?

Some mod please get our man Wu this as an undertitle!

Yeah, it kinda sucks tho bc I can't walk. I just got off the phone with Incense Girl to ask if she knows what happened. She doesn't recall breaking my foot but she does recall twisting my arm and telling me she will destroy me... when I was slapping her friend's face too hard whilst ****ing her.

We get it. You got laid. Act like you've been there before bro.

let the man have his victory lap

This was pretty impressive

this never goes well and is almost always going to make one of you miserable.

i'm thinking you as it sounds like you still want her. bad news bears.

I called Stoner Girl last night, she didn't pick up. She sent a text this morning saying she was mourning the death of her dog and did a wake and bake. Then she called at 8:30AM but I was still asleep. I called her a few hours later and she didn't pick up. I was hoping to see her today and **** her but....this chick is so hard to get a hold of... bad sign. The good news is apparently she cant find my "live blog"

Even worse: her favorite band is fall out boy