Last night was further confirmation that when a woman says **** like "I'm not going to [make out | blow you | **** you]", if the vibe is right, it means that's exactly what they intend to do. This broad threw up every objection and by the end of the evening I was in every hole and blew all over her chest and stomach and then smeared it all over her, which she seemed to like.
Last night was further confirmation that when a woman says **** like "I'm not going to [make out | blow you | **** you]", if the vibe is right, it means that's exactly what they intend to do. This broad threw up every objection and by the end of the evening I was in every hole and blew all over her chest and stomach and then smeared it all over her, which she seemed to like.
There is literally nothing better you can hear from a girl you want to bang than "were not having sex"
Last night was further confirmation that when a woman says **** like "I'm not going to [make out | blow you | **** you]", if the vibe is right, it means that's exactly what they intend to do. This broad threw up every objection and by the end of the evening I was in every hole and blew all over her chest and stomach and then smeared it all over her, which she seemed to like.
dude, you should have learned that by 19-20.. welcome to the club.
You're a great writer on top of all your other wonderful qualities.
unusuallychill 2/5/2014 8:14:51 PM
Why thank you Lisabear111, it's clear that you don't know me. There's a lot to like in your profile too. If we ever decide to go on a date and laugh about ourselves, will you pick me up at the Kenosha Metra station?
lisabear111 2/5/2014 9:02:21 PM
Yes I will. Obviously you've been down this way before.
I'm a pretty good judge of character and you did a great job of describing yourself.
This is only my 3rd day of online dating. Are we supposed to talk on the phone at some point?
Lisa
unusuallychill 2/6/2014 12:22:24 PM
Who hasn't been to the Brat Stop or Bong Recreational Area. Is the Mars Cheese Castle in WI or is that still IL? Who knows, I can't be bothered to check.
3rd day doing online dating... wow! I'm flattered you reached out to me, thanks. We can talk on the telly if you'd like but this is the part where I ask for your number.
lisabear111 2/7/2014 10:47:21 AM
The cheese castle is still in Wisconsin. They even made it bigger and more castley.
Unexpectedly I met someone I clicked with and I want to see where that goes. You are very cute so I'm sure you'll have no problem finding someone very nice that you click with too. Good luck!
Been talking to a girl for about a week and I'm not totally sure how to proceed as I'm new to online dating. We've exchanged like 8-10 messages, she responds every time she logs in but her responses are generally pretty straightforward and doesn't come back with much to help the flow of the conversation (she appears to always respond from the phone app though so that may be contributing to the shorter responses). I brought up grabbing a drink and went for the number a couple messages ago and she said that we haven't been talking that long so it's a bit soon. She's pretty cute and we share a lot of the same interests so I don't mind waiting til she feels a more reasonable amount of time has passed, but it feels like she just may be one of those girls that is super careful about meeting up with people. Obviously I'm still messaging other girls as well but am I wasting my time even continuing to message this girl?
Pats12: This is a super standard thing that happens online. She's either not really interested in meeting you or just boring. Either way she's a waste of your time at this point.
Pats12: This is a super standard thing that happens online. She's either not really interested in meeting you or just boring. Either way she's a waste of your time at this point.
I haven't posted a TR in a while, but I might as well because this one was different and interesting....though not an online dating one. Anyway:
I blew off a drinks date for tonight with a POF girl yesterday because I just wasn't feeling it. I had a rough day today so I'm in bed watching Superbad at 11pm ready to go to bed when a buddy calls me and says he is at the pub 30 seconds from my building and it's his birthday so I have to come. I oblige. It's him, his buddy and their girlfriends...but his girlfriend turns out to be hilarious and after 10 minutes she tells me that she's having a party tomorrow and I'm coming so she can set me up with her friends. Score!
We go to another bar...within 30 seconds I hate it there. Way too packed....after a bit I grab my coat and I'm about to leave when I see a girl I saw at school all of last week but don't know/have never actually met. We always smile at each other at school but never talk, and she gives me a huge hug so we start chatting. We exchange names and she says she's super embarrassed to say this, but she has a little crush on me even though she has a boyfriend. Before I can respond she says "I want to set you up with my hot friend, She goes to ____(our school) with us and she saw you last time we talked and wants to meet you". Score!!
I'm about to leave again when a girl yells "______" (my name) and it's a beautiful girl I haven't seen in at least 3-4 years. We end up splitting a cab home and chatting as we live relatively close...turns out she has some boyfriend in the middle east that she's breaking up with because of the distance, we exchange numbers and plan to go out for drinks this week to catch up. Score!!!
I was 3 minutes from passing out watching Seth Rogen, and then all of the above happens. Sometimes things just roll your way.
Although I get confused about how old everyone is because in the UK we stop going to 'school' at 16... am I right in thinking anything education-related, no matter what the level, is classed as school over there?
Yes, everything is called school. Also, when someone not from your hometown asks "where did you go to school?" it means "where did you go to university?"