send her a dickpic and ask for a pic of her hands in return

Got a toothy beej that I had to tell her to stop. She kept on asking me "don't I do this well?" Hell naw, it was awful. My history of bad oral sex experiences continues. I might have had three good blowies in my life

I would say the probability of unreciprocated sexual favors is pretty good

Got AhhhhhhhHomeworked tonight.

She just got a really bad grade on an Accounting test and had an assignment due by tomm morning. Said she shouldn't have come out but felt bad agreeing/cancelling on me so many times. Was hoping with me driving her to the place she'd be ready to pound $1 wines but with this HW assignment she only wanted to have 1.

Place wasn't as great as I thought it would be. I was hoping it'd be more of a club or at least have a big dance floor but that was in a seperate area. She said she didn't grind much because it was awkward and she didn't want to feel penis of random dudes(I always thought that was the best part for them)

Got the kino flowing pretty well. Held her hand when she was sad/stressed about the grade and on the way into the place. Found reasons to touch/ cuddle her at the bar and hugged/high fived during our games of pool. Had my hand on her leg the whole ride home. But given the circumstances all she was up for was a little making out at the door of the sorority house when I dropped her off.

Tr beyond the bad bj:

We met up at the run of the mill college bar. She was very hot. Unfortunately, she was also incredibly dumb, with a twangy nasally accent to boot. A couple $3 drinks were consumed. One redeeming quality of hers was that she drank bourbon. We both had whiskey gingers.

Several friends of mine were at the bar, so that made forcing conversation with her less dull. Everyone was having a good time, partying and so on, all the while I was initiating contact, brushing her arm, selectively ignoring her, and all that good stuff. She was competing for my attention, so I was pretty happy and confident with how things were going.

She and I went to the next bar, which has a small dance floor. But I wasn't really feeling like dancing. Instead, she and I played an arcade basketball game for a while.

Eventually she said she had to go. She had walked, so I offered to give her a ride home, which she accepted. I walked her up to house and started making out with her at the doorstep. She said "it's cold out here! Wanna come in?" after a while. A couple of her roommates were there, so we went back to her room. We made out for a while, and eventually my hand made its way down to her butt. Fingered her from behind for a while, and eventually she started grinding on my schlong. I tried to bang her, but she declined. She said we could "do other stuff," though. So the toothy blowjob ensued. Afterwards, I promptly hightailed it and said I would text her

I got invited by a vegan girl from OKC to the premier of a movie about the animal agriculture industry. Rode my bike 8 miles there, was both freezing cold and sweaty when I got there. Awful combination. We met downstairs, she introduced me to her friends and said we should all go out to eat after the movie. After the movie (which was excellent!) we went out to eat. There were about 10 of us, including the movie director and a couple of relatively famous vegan activists, which was cool. At one point she introduced me to a close friend of hers, who exclaimed "Seymour? Ooo, this must be the guy my roommate
had lunch with the other day. She told me all about how she met some guy off OKC and they had lunch at Blackbird!" I pretty much just laughed it off. Guess it's an inevitability. Was hard to get chemistry going in such a big group, but I think I did OK. At the end of the night we hugged, parted ways and she told me to text her.

I find it very soothing to build little cities out of popsicle sticks, and then stomp on them like Godzilla.



(Hope you feel better.)

I'm going to cast a little bit of ambiguity over my sexual orientation: straight men have the raw end of the oral sex arrangement compared to straight women and gay men IMO. I must be drinker than I thought cuz I typed a whole lengthy argument as to why I thought this not once but twice, only to have stupid thumbs hit something to lose it both times. So cliffs:

-vaginas trap nasty odors, unpleasant to have your head down there absent an emotional connection or great sexual rapport
-penises generally clean

I really wish I could enjoy eating girls out more, especially since it's the only way a lot of them can orgasm. But I just usually hate it...

Also, I would never even come within a mile of considering going down on someone I wasn't positive I was going to have sex with. Girls get to give bjs to nice clean penises before sex

thats why i specifically dont wash for 5-6 days before the third date. for gender equality

TR w IncenseGirl / IRL girl...

We texted, I accidentally called, we chatted, I went to her place and got tipsy. And I ****ed her repeatedly, in every orifice, again and again. I popped back to my place just to chill but she has all my ****, so I'm going back

Lol saw that coming

woo woo

I think this is quite true. Just for anybody starting out, it's probably better to not waste your time with 10+ messages to just find out they're just there for ****s and giggles. I do, but that's just me. I think in the long run, if you're just looking to go on dates quickly, just drop the bomb around msg 5.

Agree with this too. Don't insta reply to emails, just wait till it spills over for a day and ask on second day. I dont know if it's best but kinda suggests a little less desperation!

I simply felt the joke wouldnt work if I didnt show some sort of sympathy first. I honestly dont care.

ATF?

****ing brilliant.

Nice ATF, very wp i akways cheered for u, this is what happens when u are beibg seen a lot of with girls around you, i guess.

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this is why you don't bike in philly in the dead of winter. to top it all off you had to bike 8 miles back after the date, insane.

That was an incredible experience. She went from saying she's not going to make out with me, to saying she's not going to have sex with me, to letting me nut all over her extremely tight body

Yup, AH called me while I was there and I took the call lol... then my exwife called, so I dropped AH and openly talked to my ex in front of IncenseGirl as we were in the process of checking FB to see if they had mutual friends (they had 1). Just loony tunes stuff...

Take a cab next time

Well done ATF and Wu

something about the phrase "nice clean penises" is hilarious.