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07-13-2018 , 03:01 PM

#1026

Fabian

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Neil,

Your reading comprehension is absurdly bad right now.

07-13-2018 , 03:02 PM

#1027

samuri8

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Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 2,061

Jmakin contacted babs' sister. Do not test us again.

07-13-2018 , 03:13 PM

#1028

Steve350

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Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 2,039

Quote:

Originally Posted by lapka

God.... It is for me so difficult right now not to double- up with Greg. All my instincts shout go "belligerent ***** " mode.

Hmmm....
he knew perfectly well that he is* condescending. If I give him the benefits of the doubt, he just didn't think much.

I mean.... last dude who tried to be condescending with me here was Alobar. He doesn't do that no** more.

I don't know.... I am perfectly fine with some light trolling like " to innocent for a 70 y.o. woman ".

Greg pissed me off. If he won't*** manage to say something to calm me down or make me laugh, I will double up this thing until I calm down.

*was
** any
*** doesn't

Attempting to help out an innocent 70y.o woman.

07-13-2018 , 03:17 PM

#1029

Neil S

King of the sidebar

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 19,685

Quote:

Originally Posted by samuri8

Jmakin contacted babs' sister. Do not test us again.

And?

Oh wait, this is one of those "Snitches get stitches" things for mental midgets, isn't it?

Carry on.

07-13-2018 , 03:24 PM

#1030

samuri8

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Good effort out there Neil, take a lap and hit the showers.

07-13-2018 , 03:25 PM

#1031

gregorio

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Quote:

Originally Posted by de captain

Greg,

OOT will eventually get to the truth of your story and figure out that you were sexing that woman.

Well now that Babs has been dragged into the conservation, I have to admit that I couldn't help but think about the squishy noises as I was trying to lift her.

07-13-2018 , 03:31 PM

#1032

offTopic

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Silly, you only had to pop off a couple of layers and she'd've been much lighter

07-13-2018 , 04:14 PM

#1033

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

Nesting babushkas!

07-13-2018 , 04:39 PM

#1034

Howard Treesong

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Lapka, there's an older woman who lives across the street from me. She's maybe 70, and she often sits out in her front yard all day making whining and groaning noises and talking to herself loudly enough that I have to keep my windows closed in order to not hear her. I think she's speaking in English most of the time, but she has a very heavy Ukrainian accent and is very difficult to understand.

I'm not sure what her health issues are, but she uses a walker, and a few times a week she gets picked up by a mobility van from a long-term care center for some sort of medical appointments. Her daughter and her daughter's boyfriend and their kids live with her, and they often yell at each other in the driveway (which is an anomaly in this white, middle class,demure neighborhood) but probably not to the extent that LFS would need to intervene.

Earlier today I go out to my garden and hear her making her noises like she always does and don't pay much attention. But after a while it occurs to me that it seems like she's crying out much louder than she usually does. So I look over to see what all this fuss is about, and it appears she's fallen to the ground and is on her hands and knees trying to pull herself back up, shrieking out, "help me, someone please help me."

So obviously my first inclination is to think, there's no way she saw me, I can just go back inside and wait for someone else to hear her and help out. But inspired by the stories of bravery and heorism here recently--not just the way El Diablo let a pregnant woman have his seat, but also LFS standing up to that abuser, and Villian's girlfriend walking up to a gun-toting maniac and daring him to pull the trigger--I feel compelled to take action.

So I go over to where she's lying and ask if I can help. She says yes, please help me up. I try offering her my hands to help pull her up, but she says, no, no, go around behind and lift me. Now this is not a particularly easy task, as she has considerable girth, and is heavy enough that the reason she is on the ground in the first place is that one of the legs of her chair snapped off under her weight.

But I manage to straddle her from behind and grab her under her arms. I couldn't get my arms all the way around her, and had to struggle to not press into her boobs too much as I tried to deadlift what felt like a 250 lbs pillow wearing a skimpy sun dress. Eventually I get her to her feet, and she manages to balance long enough for me to grab one of her other chairs and move it under her. I asked if there's anyone in the house she wants me to get or if there's anyone I should call, but she tells me no, she's fine now. So I retun home, take a shower to wash off all the sweaty flabby old woman skin residue, and then make my "bless her heart" post. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. I was not myself after the ordeal I'd just been through, and was just trying to make some light-hearted banter. I meant no offense. I am sorry.

There is an old story, apocryphal no doubt, about the big fat atheist David Hume falling into a mud puddle in Edinborough and, unable to extricate himself without assistance, was forced into swearing fealty to Jesus (or the Pope, or the C of E, or whatever the hell else) to get out.

Keep this in mind, Greg, next time you see an old woman in need of aid.

Some days, I just love 2p2. This is one of them.

07-13-2018 , 04:43 PM

#1035

Howard Treesong

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Joe Davola

Haha that would be really douchey

I’d never be at risk of doing this.

07-13-2018 , 05:06 PM

#1036

El Diablo

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HT,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Treesong

I’d never be at risk of doing this.

Not sure if you’re joking or missed the joke.

07-13-2018 , 05:31 PM

#1037

offTopic

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Sorry if I'm late to the whole "In My Feelings" thing, but it's not enough people are getting sick eating detergent, but now folks are going to get in accidents shooting video out of moving cars?

Spoiler:

07-13-2018 , 05:41 PM

#1038

gregorio

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Tennis spoiler

Spoiler:

07-13-2018 , 06:09 PM

#1039

Natamus

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Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gin 'n Tonic

I mean it's kinda weird that the two posters responsible for the biggest recent acts of off-forum douchery would get such sandy vaginas over DrZ's little faux-pas.

But it’s kinda not that weird as well, right?

07-13-2018 , 06:09 PM

#1040

anonla

Cause and effect

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,487

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve350

*was
** any
*** doesn't

Attempting to help out an innocent 70y.o woman.

*** Official July Big Ol' Titlles & Main Event SWEAT LC Thread ***

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I am thinking the whole time that it must be possible to use my status of an old hag better. What else can I get the young boys to do for me....I think I am sufficiently confused for my age. I should still learn to be more helpless.

Re: browser history.
I know a couple that almost got divorced over the browser history. The husband was kind of responsible for windows updates on wife's PC but didn't have a clue. The wife used it only for surfing and browser history was an important navigation tool. After one of updates the history disappeared. Zero back-up. Marriage almost didn't survive this incident.

07-13-2018 , 06:13 PM

#1041

Natamus

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Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

It’s Friday and Lapka is threatening to go full Soviet era on Greg? I mean Greg can be condescending with the best of them but what did he say to get you so riled up?

07-13-2018 , 06:14 PM

#1042

Howard Treesong

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I must note that rep dropped me a kind note recently.

#freerep

07-13-2018 , 06:14 PM

#1043

gregorio

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Nat,

Quote:

Originally Posted by pokeraz

Lapka,

You are a treasure.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Bless her heart.

07-13-2018 , 06:15 PM

#1044

samuri8

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Not being able to find websites without going to your history tab is like peak old behavior.

07-13-2018 , 06:31 PM

#1045

Natamus

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Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Joe Davola

When did we do business?

I ended up winning the bracelet in Event #70 - $3k LHE 6max. Howard was a big help on the rail and setting up dinner for me on Day 2

Congrats Joe! A piece of jewelry that you likely won’t wear in public but is cool as hell

07-13-2018 , 06:33 PM

#1046

Howard Treesong

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seen just now

07-13-2018 , 06:36 PM

#1047

gregorio

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Nice job getting your Mercedes hood emblem in the pic!

07-13-2018 , 06:37 PM

#1048

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

lol

howard flexin with his 5 fig WSOP score

07-13-2018 , 06:37 PM

#1049

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Neil,

You know what you did that we look down upon. You feel self righteous about it but even the fine tax paying citizens of CA (myself and EL D at least) told you “you’re technically not wrong, but we don’t need you looking out for our tax dollars, thanks anyway though”.

Don’t you have some welfare mothers at a nail salon to call the authorities on?

07-13-2018 , 06:45 PM

#1050

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Congrats Joe! A piece of jewelry that you likely won’t wear in public but is cool as hell

I worked at a tribal casino in Olympia in 2010. One day a gaming company rep came in to train dealers on the new game we were getting. I recognized him as Joe Awada, and you better believe he was wearing his bracelet!

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