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11-06-2018 , 10:47 AM

#126

#Thinman

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if anyone left in here is not a convicted felon, please go VOTE today.

11-06-2018 , 10:51 AM

#127

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 26,519

Who still votes on election day? Ballot by mail FTW.

11-06-2018 , 11:33 AM

#128

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,368

thinman worried about getting deported!

11-06-2018 , 11:35 AM

#129

txdome

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Lapka,

Thanks for putting in the effort. I gave each video ~30 secs and realized they're very similar to the USA#1! stuff out there right now, with strangely gnarly/hot singers who should have had braces when they were kids.

Garick,

What percent of mail votes do you think go uncounted?

11-06-2018 , 11:38 AM

#130

lonely_but_rich

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Quote:

Originally Posted by #Thinman

if anyone left in here is not a convicted felon, please go VOTE today.

Vote for what?

11-06-2018 , 11:41 AM

#131

pokeraz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 3,870

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Treesong

Bump. Ban proposal unless pokeraz ponies up.

haha. I won't be identifying or providing pictures of the item. It is completely irrelevant to the story. Just a simple anecdote on a minor episode of forgetfulness.

11-06-2018 , 11:46 AM

#132

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,368

100% some weird sex item. Probably made up the part about it being in the kitchen, so as to not make it obvious its really about a sex item.

11-06-2018 , 12:01 PM

#133

marknfw

Gaming Commissioner

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 13,093

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2/325Falcon

My mom had a cat that would play fetch.

my cat plays fetch. not on demand, she much prefers the string on a stick, but in a pinch she'll go get the little fake mouse a few times.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alobar

100% some weird sex item. Probably made up the part about it being in the kitchen, so as to not make it obvious its really about a sex item.

sucks you forgot where you left your fleshlight pokeraz. those things aren't cheap!

11-06-2018 , 12:53 PM

#134

Johnny Truant

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pokeraz

haha. I won't be identifying or providing pictures of the item. It is completely irrelevant to the story. Just a simple anecdote on a minor episode of forgetfulness.

Look, man. It is not irrelevant. It is a great post but without any context of the item we can't rightly imagine what kinds of places you were looking for it, or where you decided to place it when you discovered the first one was there. Was a step ladder involved? Did you have to move other items to get to this perfect place? It interferes with the flow of the anecdote for the reader.

Ban.

11-06-2018 , 01:00 PM

#135

anonla

Cause and effect

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,487

Quote:

Originally Posted by pokeraz

haha. I won't be identifying or providing pictures of the item. It is completely irrelevant to the story. Just a simple anecdote on a minor episode of forgetfulness.

The more resistance you show here the more curiosity and very creative imagination of people around is tickled. I am thinking now of a machine to make hard liquor.

11-06-2018 , 01:00 PM

#136

Fabian

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pokeraz,

Seriously though, there's nothing wrong with putting stuff in your butt, and there's no shame in admitting that.

11-06-2018 , 01:43 PM

#137

LFS

emo gaylord

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 21,865

I believe him that it was a kitchen item.

So what kitchen item would be:

- Expensive
- Rarely used but useful
- For some reason embarrassing in some way

I'm leaning toward something that maybe people would consider "fancy". I was thinking maybe some sort of caviar serving item, but that doesn't seem right.

11-06-2018 , 01:47 PM

#138

samuri8

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11-06-2018 , 01:51 PM

#139

patron

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Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 3,805

SVEID CUSTOM-MADE CORKSCREW: $70,000

One of the priciest gadgets you will ever lay your eyes on, the Sveid custom made corkscrew is a true feat of engineering. Priced at $70,000, you can admire its breath-taking design with its fifty plus separate pieces. Produced from aviation titanium it is extremely detailed and can be purchased in either yellow gold or eighteen carat platinum if you really want to show off.

https://www.therichest.com/luxury/mo...tchen-gadgets/

11-06-2018 , 01:55 PM

#140

Alobar

Born Ready

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no one would be embarrassed by a fancy kitchen item, im with fabian, its totally butthole related

11-06-2018 , 01:58 PM

#141

brianr

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Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,587

It’s something that’s embarrassing because it performs a task that is easily performed by a much cheaper and more manual option. Like a $200 onion slicer or something like that.

11-06-2018 , 02:04 PM

#142

Howard Treesong

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pokeraz

haha. I won't be identifying or providing pictures of the item. It is completely irrelevant to the story. Just a simple anecdote on a minor episode of forgetfulness.

I remember bumping the Amy Winehouse is hawt thread for years after she was skeletal and then dead. I may have to do the same here.

11-06-2018 , 02:13 PM

#143

lonely_but_rich

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Metal straws are embarrassing and could be kitchen and butthole related.

11-06-2018 , 02:19 PM

#144

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,368

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Treesong

I remember bumping the Amy Winehouse is hawt thread for years after she was skeletal and then dead. I may have to do the same here.

I can pull it all out and put it into its own thread just for you!

11-06-2018 , 02:24 PM

#145

anonla

Cause and effect

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,487

Quote:

Originally Posted by brianr

It’s something that’s embarrassing because it performs a task that is easily performed by a much cheaper and more manual option. Like a $200 onion slicer or something like that.

+1

pokeraz..... it is a torture..... you can't do that!

11-06-2018 , 02:25 PM

#146

Didace

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Quote:

Originally Posted by patron

SVEID CUSTOM-MADE CORKSCREW: $70,000

Only two days late.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rexx14

70k sveid corkscrew. Everyone needs one of those!

11-06-2018 , 02:27 PM

#147

patron

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Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 3,805

Have I mentioned that I've been spending time with Dominic's pony lately? That or Angelina's ass. Can't tell the difference.

11-06-2018 , 02:48 PM

#148

Johnny Truant

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

Gotta be a mother of pearl caviar serving set.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rexx14

70k sveid corkscrew. Everyone needs one of those!

Quote:

Originally Posted by LFS

I believe him that it was a kitchen item.

I was thinking maybe some sort of caviar serving item, but that doesn't seem right.

Quote:

Originally Posted by patron

SVEID CUSTOM-MADE CORKSCREW: $70,000

LFS and Patron are the Johnny and Rexx of page 2.

11-06-2018 , 02:48 PM

#149

Very Josie

I'm a Goddamned Artist

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

Meat thermometer?

I feel like that's something kitchen related that can get misplaced rather easily. Also, it would fit in a rear orifice, if that's your thing, though it might be a tad too slim and sharp.

I voted today.