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11-05-2018 , 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Villian1
I have a feeling chopstick would do very well on that exercise.
And chop knows about whores and fitting into cars, how?
11-05-2018 , 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Steve350
And chop knows about whores and fitting into cars, how?
Chop is very well traveled.
11-05-2018 , 06:33 PM
My daughter pointed out that four doors could actually lead to fewer whores, because it's easier for the whores to hop out and run away.
11-05-2018 , 06:38 PM
iirc chop buys whores to use temporarily instead of renting, then when he is done with them he sells them for basically no loss.
11-05-2018 , 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by LFS
My daughter pointed out that four doors could actually lead to fewer whores, because it's easier for the whores to hop out and run away.
And now I'm curious about how old she is and how exactly this came up. I thought she was like 9 just a couple years ago.
11-05-2018 , 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by LFS
My daughter and I saw this sticker on a car this weekend



The thing is, more doors doesn't allow for more whores. It makes it easier for the whores in the back seat to get in and out of the car, sure, but overall whore capacity remains the same.

"Three rows for more hoes", on the other hand, would make sense.

A four-door likely has rear windows, allowing for the possibility of body parts sticking out the windows and this marginally increasing whore capacity.
11-05-2018 , 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by RunDownHouse.
And now I'm curious about how old she is and how exactly this came up. I thought she was like 9 just a couple years ago.
She's 13, but is about as far from a "typical" 13 year old girl as you could possibly imagine.
11-05-2018 , 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by LFS
My daughter pointed out that four doors could actually lead to fewer whores, because it's easier for the whores to hop out and run away.
I don't think that's as much of a problem as she thinks it is. Their shoes usually prevent them from running that fast, so they are quite easy to round up and put back in the car.
11-05-2018 , 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by LFS
She's 13, but is about as far from a "typical" 13 year old girl as you could possibly imagine.
she has a mustache and penis?
11-05-2018 , 08:22 PM
I underestimated the limits of your imagination, and I stand corrected.
11-05-2018 , 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by pokerjo21
I don't think that's as much of a problem as she thinks it is. Their shoes usually prevent them from running that fast, so they are quite easy to round up and put back in the car.


Plus it usually harder to remove them from your car, than to keep them in.
11-05-2018 , 11:06 PM
Milk frother.
11-05-2018 , 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Didace
If you want a Sporcle US States quiz, do this one. Or, if you're feeling frisky, this one.

The no outlines one is tricky. I keep just missing on borders. The one with outlines is not difficult.
11-05-2018 , 11:32 PM
More whores could also be fat chicks that couldn’t climb into the back seat of a coupe. How were the shocks on that car?
11-06-2018 , 01:08 AM
I figured it's an optimistic 3 Doors Down tribute band.
11-06-2018 , 01:18 AM
I had a funny realization today:

The top interaction you can have with a cat is for them to lay on you, and have them respond positively to your touch.

Im definitely a cat person but thats kind of lame.
11-06-2018 , 01:31 AM
11-06-2018 , 01:42 AM
My cat used to come for late night walks with myself and my dog. Initially my dog was a bit pissed about it but then she realised the walks went way longer than usual because I would have to wait for my cat to assess how safe it was, sprint and then do it all over again. She was a very cool cat.
11-06-2018 , 02:32 AM
My mom had a cat that would play fetch.
11-06-2018 , 02:36 AM
Lapka can you post some youtube videos of currently popular music in your country? Nothing technically great, just some pop stuff that 22 year old people are banging.
11-06-2018 , 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235
I had a funny realization today:

The top interaction you can have with a cat is for them to lay on you, and have them respond positively to your touch.

Im definitely a cat person but thats kind of lame.
Substitute a cat for a hot chick and it immediately becomes the best you can do.
11-06-2018 , 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by txdome
Lapka can you post some youtube videos of currently popular music in your country? Nothing technically great, just some pop stuff that 22 year old people are banging.
Are you trying to woo a hot russian chick? Please keep in mind that below doesn't represent my taste. It is just some current pop.







11-06-2018 , 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by 2/325Falcon
My mom had a cat that would play fetch.
My cat does this. I guess I assumed it was somewhat common since he just started doing it instinctively from early on.
11-06-2018 , 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by pokeraz
Irrelevant.


Bump. Ban proposal unless pokeraz ponies up.
11-06-2018 , 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by lapka
Substitute a cat for a hot chick and it immediately becomes the best you can do.
😲

Um, there's a huge huge difference in what you can do in these two scenarios!

Spoiler:

Unless you're into some really freaky stuff with your cat...

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Not that there's anything wrong with tha---

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Wait, there's definitely something wrong with that!!!


      
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