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11-01-2018 , 02:01 PM

#26

chopstick

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Didace

Ok, I'm going to need a translator for this one.

11-01-2018 , 02:34 PM

#27

lonely_but_rich

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,110

Has technology advanced beyond butthole fingering for prostate exams yet?

11-01-2018 , 02:36 PM

#28

anonla

Cause and effect

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,487

Quote:

Originally Posted by chopstick

11-01-2018 , 02:40 PM

#29

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,368

Quote:

Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

Has technology advanced beyond butthole fingering for prostate exams yet?

If it has, the doctors are keeping it hush hush because they like shoving their fingers in *******s

11-01-2018 , 02:42 PM

#30

brianr

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Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,573

Quote:

Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

Has technology advanced beyond butthole fingering for prostate exams yet?

I don’t believe so, at least not in my experience. The prostate biopsy made that feel like a walk in the park though. Even with a local anesthesia it felt like a staple gun up the ass. 12 times.

11-01-2018 , 02:43 PM

#31

El Diablo

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Dz,

What was your thread title?

11-01-2018 , 02:45 PM

#32

2/325Falcon

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*** No Punny Thread Title November 2018 LC Thread ***

11-01-2018 , 02:52 PM

#33

gregorio

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El D, something like No means November LC thread.

11-01-2018 , 03:30 PM

#34

Yakmelk

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Alobar

If it has, the doctors are keeping it hush hush because they like shoving their fingers in *******s

First world countries use probes nowadays. Unfortunately these are somewhat thicker then the average finger in the butt grouping.

I cant remember where we landed at with the garlic in the butt discussion but Ill be having kids soon and Im definitely keeping the tradition alive.

11-01-2018 , 03:41 PM

#35

gregorio

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What? My doctor told me her fingers are too short that it's not worth it for her to probe me.

11-01-2018 , 03:45 PM

#36

pokeraz

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Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 3,866

I moved to my current home a few months ago.

I did not get any trick or treaters. I don't know my neighbors like I did in my last place. Maybe that has something to do with it.

I get to eat all this candy myself so there is that.

11-01-2018 , 03:51 PM

#37

Howard Treesong

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chopstick

+1, I was going to translate just a little differently but that’s pitch perfect.

11-01-2018 , 03:52 PM

#38

Howard Treesong

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

Has technology advanced beyond butthole fingering for prostate exams yet?

I have an appointment coming soon. I’ll advise when it’s done.

11-01-2018 , 04:57 PM

#39

Tom Ames

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

Has technology advanced beyond butthole fingering for prostate exams yet?

When you get old enough, the doc doesn't want to do it any more. At least mine didn't. She asked me, "Don't you just hate that?" When I told her I really, really did, she said, "Me too."

I got my first one from a guy who used it as an approach to find prospective sexual partners. (True story)

11-01-2018 , 05:03 PM

#40

offTopic

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I thought the way to a man's heart was through his stomach

11-01-2018 , 05:12 PM

#41

anonla

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Quote:

Originally Posted by offTopic

I thought the way to a man's heart was through his stomach

Hm..... To some men.... through the butt hole to more.

11-01-2018 , 05:42 PM

#42

cs3

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Quote:

Originally Posted by offTopic

I thought the way to a man's heart was through his stomach

Well...

if their fingers are long enough

11-01-2018 , 05:45 PM

#43

Gin 'n Tonic

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Lady doctor 'Would you rather have a male doctor perform this examination'.

Me ' Hell no, your fingers are a lot smaller'

11-02-2018 , 03:03 AM

#44

Rexx14

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I applaud the effort DrZ made to start a LC thread. A lot of very lazy, uninspired retrobate posters in here have never done it!

11-02-2018 , 06:40 AM

#45

Minimalist

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Is retrobate when you jerk off to a magazine, instead of the internet?

11-02-2018 , 06:46 AM

#46

Rexx14

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No it's when you use a sock to clean up and not a tissue.

11-02-2018 , 08:09 AM

#47

Steve350

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From OED: retrobate: to beat it like you were 15.

11-02-2018 , 10:36 AM

#48

Didace

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rexx14

A lot of very lazy, uninspired retrobate posters in here have never done it!

A man's got to know his limitations.

11-02-2018 , 10:43 AM

#49

anonla

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Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,487

I love urban dictionary
https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...term=Retrobate

But some definitions are hard for me to imagine, how exactly does that work.

"retrobate=When you want to masturbate but you are so lazy that you masturbate yesterday Instead."