Babs could use a little "tweaking":
We all saw the picture of him and Miss Adamsapple, and I think that with a little Bosley's Hair Club for Men, major plastic surgery, 6 month of Jenny Craig Deluxe Package, and a year of Seals bootcamp he would be looking semi-normal...
The real shame in all this is that Babs has finally found a white hot system that will consistently gape the books but is broke and can only bet with play money. Still probably fun for him so that's good.