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11-11-2016 , 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by u waste of air
Lets say we have 2 sports bettors.

Jerry and Joe.

Jerry is a talented handicapper but emotional. On an average line of -115 Jerry is able to hit 54% long term and has a respectable ROI in most sports. Jerry has one problem tho and thats his emotions and chasing, which is common in sports betting and gambling in general. He isnt very disciplined so he will chase, sometimes with big money.

Joe is an average at best handicapper with not much knowledge about sports. Square as they come. Hits 48-50% on lines of -115 on average. But the guy is like a machine. Doesnt even like sports or watching them, but is emotionless and only plays his wagers.

Joe will outlast Jerry and lose less of his own money in the long run despite being the inferior handicapper.
How is this comparison relevant?
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11-11-2016 , 03:31 AM
You're a smart guy I can see.

Spoiler:
Thats sarcasm.
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11-11-2016 , 03:43 AM
I love Babs spoilers.
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11-11-2016 , 03:56 AM
Babs,

After Bluff has milked your titties hit me up for a freeroll I'm willing to offer you.
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11-11-2016 , 05:07 AM
I'm pretty sure that Jerry and Joe are meant to represent the babs/captain hook dream team that didn't pan out, the disagreement involved a contentious email if I recall.
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11-11-2016 , 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by donjonnie
That sounds like that guy was Henry. Do you have a link to that?


Kurosh.

LKJ posted it a ways up. Very amusing.
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11-11-2016 , 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by u waste of air
Lafaeette now up 31-13. THis was free.
This is the language of scam.
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11-11-2016 , 08:36 AM
Blog owner: Make sure to add that he got snapped off by Paypal for violating their policies.
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11-11-2016 , 08:49 AM
Oh noes!
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11-11-2016 , 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by u waste of air
Football: Current Record: 158-133-12 +5.42 units Winning Percentage: 54.30%
Basketball: Current Record: 152-133-1 +8.99 units Winning Percentage: 53.33%
MLB: Current Record: 465-402-38 -36.06 units Winning Percentage: 53.63%

Historically, prior to this season MLB has usually been my best.
winning percentage
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11-11-2016 , 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Leo Getz
Didn't people learn beast's name because his dumbass posted a screenshot with his gmail on a tab?
He also posted information about the new condo he tdad bought. Pretty simple to look up property records online.
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11-11-2016 , 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Brock Landers
Probably afraid the he was gonna grab it
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11-11-2016 , 10:42 AM
Didn't an Airbnb listing lead to Bison Sports which led to everything?
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11-11-2016 , 11:17 AM
5.42 + 8.99 - 36.06 = ??

Help me babs. I'm not good with math and numbers.
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11-11-2016 , 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
Tuma must love this thing where Banned keeps getting blamed.
It's a wild mystery that has piqued my interest a bit. My analysis shows MLYLT or HIV as the most likely culprits.
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11-11-2016 , 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
It's a wild mystery that has piqued my interest a bit. My analysis shows MLYLT or HIV as the most likely culprits.


Classic deflection.

Well played Mclovin, well played.
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11-11-2016 , 11:49 AM
Jerry post $15 on High Roller online gambling site.
When he looks at his account his balance is .59 cents
Jerry says to Joe, "how can that be, my winning percentage is over 54%".
Joe: "beeyooftxz mofo".
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11-11-2016 , 11:52 AM
Babs honestly why this obsession over winning %? I know that even you know it's an irrelevant statistic.
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11-11-2016 , 12:25 PM
From the desert soda thread :

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Jeff,

"Many of the notions (and dubious "facts") presented in that e-mail seem to have been taken from the book Your Body's Many Cries for Water, by Fereydoon Batmanghelidj. Dr. Batmanghelidj, an Iranian-born physician..."

Apparently Iranians have trouble understanding basic concepts of drinking stuff and getting less thirsty.
I think being dumb as **** might be a common trait amongst Iranians
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11-11-2016 , 12:33 PM
So on a site called Tourbar, Nimadamus claims a "steady average income."

He also claims to be 174 pounds.
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11-11-2016 , 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by jmakin
Babs honestly why this obsession over winning %? I know that even you know it's an irrelevant statistic.


It has to be in part to deceive people.

Noone can be as dumb as @nimadamus sounds when he repetitively spouts that stat in such an autistic manner.
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11-11-2016 , 01:00 PM
Through everything I still feel bad for babs.

I think he wants so badly to be seen as a successful handicapper at sports that he is willing to cling to any little bit of evidence that it might be true. At this point, a huge part of how he defines himself is making 1500 sports picks and being correct 54% of the time, and being down overall negative units.

What is interesting is that if babs was actually betting for real money, and not just air bets, he would undoubtedly feel really bad, because he would be down actual money over a long period of time. But, because he is only placing air bets, being down doesn't hurt at all, so he can feel good about the winning percentage. Because in babs' current situation, a UNIT is nothing.
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11-11-2016 , 01:16 PM
Pimping winning percentage is just part of the sports tout mantra...if you listen to sports talk radio, there will inevitably be a spot for some kind of tout. Hell, in the Bay Area, they pay for actual airtime in a show, and they always say something like "...65% documented winners..." or some ****.

Makes you wonder how much a competent one can really make, which is scary and sad.

ETA: As recently as a couple of years ago, this guy was buying segments on two shows on KNBR, which is a 50,000W station that is the flagship for both the Giants and 49ers.
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11-11-2016 , 01:19 PM
I love how people are so ignorant and oblivious they dont realize that I also threw out the average line of play, which when combined with winning % does actually make it a very relevant stat.

Trolls gonna troll tho.
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11-11-2016 , 01:19 PM
College Basketball is back!
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