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Originally Posted by jmakin
Actually, much of my family is black and my grandpa was half black.
i ignore him, but there's a running joke about how I'm part black, which dbag always insults me for, so while he's running his mouth, i say, "bittch, get yo cracka ass off my muh ****in boat!" in an obvious joking black dude voice. he comes up from behind me and gives me a full-weight-behind-it 2 handed shove directly between my shoulderblades, which knocks me over pretty badly. I get up, start laughing, like kind of "what the ****?" light up a cig, and leave it alone. Anyway, I come back from my lunch about 20 mins later and he starts running his mouth again about how much of a pushover I was bla bla and I don't know, I got a little irritated so I told him not to poke a sleeping bear because thats how a ****er gets shanked, and to never touch me again unless it was to my face. he didn't say anything and apologized a few hours later, saying it was a joke, bla bla. I said no worries dude, take it easy. we're cool.