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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
What would House diagnose Beast with?
Initially, after breaking into his condo obv. A rare disease transmitted by turtle pee. When the treatment failed he'd then send Foreman to check out Reno hookers and blame some unusual STD.
In the finale with the beast foaming at the mouth and spitting blood the denouement would be Hereditary Persian Penetratitis - a condition for which there is, sadly, no cure.