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Let's see now, he's made almost 700 picks and is down .003 units.
Unless bags is paying his subscriber, that person is losing.
And bags is bragging about his record.
Just unreal...

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07-21-2016 , 12:16 AM

#12702

Banned4lyfe

Sup-Bah? Pop-Bah Pooh-Bear Permanently Pooh-Bah Billy Walters Jr

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 13,932

Bonuses tho

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07-21-2016 , 12:21 AM

#12703

Larry Legend

Celtic Pride

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 42,920

babs,

I have changed the thread title back, because, let's be honest its been a weird baseball season.

However, you need to do the following:

do not start threads in atf

do not post in atf or anywhere else on 2+2

do not tempt us

and stop posting weird pictures of people dude get a grip what is wrong with you?

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07-21-2016 , 12:24 AM

#12704

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,361

A nimadamus subscription returns rates similar to a negative-yield bond, so it's not such a bad investment in this economic climate.

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07-21-2016 , 12:28 AM

#12705

ninetynine99

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 9,238

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Originally Posted by lol champcapping

Why is the thread record not being updated?

Obvious solution is obvious.

Killa should provide Babs access to update his pick record on a daily basis to ensure unprecedented transparency, or better yet, Killa should make Babs a Babs... Larry style.

Last edited by ninetynine99; 07-21-2016 at 12:32 AM. Reason: fast-posted by that damn Larry willingly removing the record of transparency

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07-21-2016 , 12:30 AM

#12706

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

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Originally Posted by Larry Legend

So much easier to ask what isn't wrong with him

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07-21-2016 , 12:36 AM

#12707

Rick Grimes

banned

Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 1,273

Tbitch, do you have any deals for new members? I'm potentially looking to join nimadamus. Your website has me convinced unprecedented.

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07-21-2016 , 12:56 AM

#12708

Brock Landers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 8,379

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Originally Posted by Rick Grimes

Tbitch, do you have any deals for new members? I'm potentially looking to join nimadamus. Your website has me convinced unprecedented.

Rick,
Have you ever wanted to be able to quit your job and support yourself off of your gambling winnings? Have you ever wanted to use those winnings to travel to exotic places and meet beautiful women in foreign worlds? Would you be interested in using gambling profits to drive expensive sports cars and live in amazing locales and never worry about having to work again?
Rick, if your answer is NO to all of the above, Nimadamus Sports (scam) might be right for you!

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07-21-2016 , 01:07 AM

#12709

wiper

still catching up

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 42,898

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Originally Posted by redbuck

Let's see now, he's made almost 700 picks and is down .003 units.

Unless bags is paying his subscriber, that person is losing.

you're smarter than this.

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07-21-2016 , 01:17 AM

#12710

Gin 'n Tonic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,305

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Originally Posted by gregorio

A nimadamus subscription returns rates similar to a negative-yield bond, so it's not such a bad investment in this economic climate.

The **ahem** 'broker's' commission is a bit juicy though.

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07-21-2016 , 02:56 AM

#12711

AlaskanDogRunner

banned

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 554

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Originally Posted by ec_outlaw

Didn't he say babs weights about 180, putting him at a solid 120?

Yeah, I'm pushing 120.

Some guy at a poker game just told me: "You look like an Ethiopian cancer patient"

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07-21-2016 , 02:57 AM

#12712

Brock Landers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 8,379

ADR, why don't you start eating more and maybe lift some weights?

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07-21-2016 , 03:54 AM

#12713

Louis Cyphre

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 11,025

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Originally Posted by lol champcapping

Die. Please. Just die.

Get. a. damn. life.

I am getting mixed messages here.

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07-21-2016 , 05:04 AM

#12714

Yakmelk

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 14,109

I now see why nimadumbass was so afraid of the coinflip

Spoiler:

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07-21-2016 , 08:15 AM

#12715

Neil S

King of the sidebar

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 20,160

I wonder if Nima can even afford to make good on his guarantee of profit.

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07-21-2016 , 08:17 AM

#12716

TrustyRombone

banned

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 1,048

I say Babs has earned 1 full day of creative control ITT.

When he comes back, he gets to pick the title.

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07-21-2016 , 09:55 AM

#12717

Gin 'n Tonic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,305

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Originally Posted by Neil S

I wonder if Nima can even afford to make good on his guarantee of profit.

I think it's true to say that there is now not a single one of his subscribers who will be in profit no matter when they joined. It is likely that some of the later subscribers will be showing huge (40 points+) losses.

He's gonna be cappin' a long time for free, and what does he do when those losses pile up further? Either wait for an unprecedented heater or just hope they write off the money and go away I guess.

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07-21-2016 , 10:01 AM

#12718

BluffMyNuts

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 13,211

One downside to this threads existence is that babs will delude himself into blaming us for his unprecedented downswing. He'll be screaming "and I would have snapped off the books if it wasn't for those apes at 2p2" like some Scooby-Doo villain.

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07-21-2016 , 10:03 AM

#12719

Gin 'n Tonic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,305

I also wonder if his record keeping is good enough that he actually knows how much each mark subscriber is down. Given that he is barely able to keep the website three variables up to date, I find it difficult to believe that he keeps individual records for a couple dozen marks subscribers.

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07-21-2016 , 10:29 AM

#12720

Booker Wolfbox

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 39,037

It doesn't matter though if they choose not to continue receiving picks.

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07-21-2016 , 11:45 AM

#12721

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,112

Nimadamus showcasing his pickup game in the tapatalk chat feature thing.

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07-21-2016 , 12:00 PM

#12722

Big Toe

adept

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 726

Babs keeps accurate records of how much each subscriber is down

+5000

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07-21-2016 , 12:00 PM

#12723

Banned4lyfe

Sup-Bah? Pop-Bah Pooh-Bear Permanently Pooh-Bah Billy Walters Jr

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 13,932

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Originally Posted by BluffMyNuts

Well, his downswing did start around the time he started posting on 2p2 again.

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07-21-2016 , 12:07 PM

#12724

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,368

How on earth would bags know what bets his subs are actually placing? It's not like they are going to be betting all of them. You guys are trying way too hard to pile on.

Bags,

Have you thought about releasing confidence ratings with your picks? That way even when you are running bad like now your subs know which are the absolute must bet picks. Also would give you a way to divide up stats to really showcase when something is going right. "17-3 and +6 units on true locks in August!!"