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Originally Posted by El Diablo
LKJ,
Why do you post in here all the time pretending to be a lawyer? And of all things, why did you make up lawyer as your job? Why not pretend to be something cool like a baseball player or fireman or ferryboat captain?
I went with lawyer because I knew that my real lawyer friend would accept hunchcap payments in the form of mailed haypennies from Howard under the pretense that he was me, and I correctly suspected that Howard would verify that my friend was actually a lawyer.
It was too easy to resist.