I should just show her a graph of my 250,000 hand-month on Pokerstars. "Say not all there again" mother ****er.

I dunno man, she probably knows where you keep your weed and pron

In his bedroom/basement? It doesn't take math and numbers to figure that one out.

AlaskanDogDoor, did babs fire you or just suspend your medical license?

Try screaming at your mother to bring you meatloaf, especially in front of visitors. They will appreciate how cool you are, and who doesn't love a tasty slice of meatloaf?

I guess getting a job and moving out is too much for a red blooded male like Snoopy.

250,000 hands a month on PokerStars sounds like a job, especially with the daily commute to a grind-house in Canada.

that's G10

At least babs has the decency to mooch of his parents in a different house than them. Sounds like maybe snoopy isnt as high functioning as bags tho.

Snoop,

How old are you?

lol @ the beast apologia

We could be pooling our money right now and be getting rich. Instead beast is forced into being a sketchy low level tout with ridiculous yearly subscription fees. But think about how it could've gone had we played our cards right...

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250k hand month sounds like it could break a man

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present to you an example of pretty much perfect use of the Joker meme:

Also, HOLY CRAP. I had forgotten that ADR is Capt. Hook AKA Dr. Hook... or vice-versa—never can quite remember which goes first.

Anyhoo, I completely didn't remember that a few days back when ADR sent me a very polite PM saying that he really liked the shop I made of Nimadamus Sports Capping Headquarters and requesting permission to alter it and use it for some particular effect. I responded that would be fine, particularly given that anything is up for grabs on the interweb, to which he replied that he knew that but he still wanted to ask first.

What a fine young man he is... er, I mean fine young doctor captain capper.... eh, never mind.

99,
I hope you realize that by agreeing to let them use your masterpiece you are supporting terrorism

So anyone from the middle east = terrorist? Babs was right about you Broke Flanders

Banned4livinginatrailerpark,
I was referring to the terror that Babs has claimed that he will impose on the books. That's very racist of you to assume I meant it had anything to do with Babs being a red blooded Persian man boy.

"Quivering quahog" is elite.

bags is clearly a mexican, as evidenced by all the pictures of him, so I dunno where you guys keep getting this Persian nonsense

It's too bad the 49ers passed on Laremy Tunsil, seems like he would have been a great roommate for the Beast.

That explains it =D

So I just finished googling "Nimadamus" to check on the status of my Nimadamus Sports Capping Headquarters chop—ugh, way down at #11, smh.

However, the good great news is that the pic of Babs with his arm around the cute ladyboy is #1!



Congrats Beast, a very well deserved honour.

whats that lady boy pic with the urinal at the end? (your results are way diff than mine)

hahaha, found it

https://twitter.com/mathandnumbers/s...26779354578944

I liked this in the search