I knew that line would go over well on 2+2! Now I'm using the "I was just bluffing" defense.

BTW, I strongly support LL (or anyone but me, lol.) taking over the Beast leash, although I'm not sure exactly how that would work. I understand Alobar's reluctance, but it would be nice to have him back.

Why would he even want to come back at this point? He has to know it's just going to be a heavy dose of people mocking him about his new scamming site, his banning from other forums, his deficiencies with sports betting, and just being a ****ty person.

Tuma,

Dog door

1. To prove us wrong; and/or
2. He desires conflict and is addicted to chaos.

So he can defend himself against all these baseless accusations, duh!

LKJ,

Going with "and"

I sent killa a PM to offer to tame the beast

video fackcast should be a requirement of reinstatement.

Seriously, we should make this happen

**** it, I'll accept him calling in. Webcam would be great, but I can make this entertaining with a dial in.

LARRY 2016

Hope wiper makes an appearance with him.

Larry,
Babs would have to be an idiot not to accept your invitation to the podcast and be able to advertise his tout service. So he probably won't.

Wait, dude who is a subscriber -- what I'm understanding from his twitter is that he's actually sending 3 separate emails out, frequently within an hour of each other, to distribute his 3 picks for the day. Is that right? Like, he can't even just put them all in one email?

citanul,

Dog door.

You can't force picks cit.

Maybe he'd compromise and use a hand puppet.

hmm, i checked the email I gave beast and he offered to do a podcast, but the he sent 2 other emails that seem like he was upset.

babs, i apologize for bad things i have said, i am skeptical of your tout business, but promise to be civil on a podcast with you.

This would be the GOAT Muppets / Sesame Street episode. We could get The Count in to teach him maths and numbers.

Ooonnnnne! One pickmonitor account.
Twoooooooo! Twoooo pickmonitor accounts.
Threeeeeeeee! Threeee pickmonitor accounts.
Fooouuuuuuurrr! Foouur pickmonitor accounts.

Nevermind, I don't think The Count can count high enough.

omggggggggg so good

Larry, you are the hero this thread deserves.

Complete aside, will I one day get a link to the FACK cast with the cocktest? I never did get to see it.

All this talk of emails makes me want to check my old hotmail account (which I gave him so he could send me one of his tboss sound files) just to see if I ever got anything ranty from him, but I only check that email like once a year, it's basically a garbage dump of spam and random notifications from companies.

Finally, and I am a fan of yours, but lol Tyler at your poker analogy.

You mean the denizens of 2+2 don't think that bluffing is akin to scamming? I'm shocked I tell you, shocked!

Beast check your email

We may be live for a podcast imminently

What's even scammier than bluffing?

Yeah, I don't think that starting this website can do any good. Tbab's name, whichever one he chooses to use from day to day, is already tarnished enough throughout the internet. The only people that stand to sink any lower as a result would be his family and I don't think that's really fair.

Also, a part of me still believes that he lacks the required brain functionality to truly understand that what he is doing is scamming. He clearly thinks that he was put on this earth to assault the books and if a handful of degen gamblers on the internet believe that too... Well they're probably going to lose their money to a tout anyway.

On a side-note, does anyone know the name of that movie where a guy becomes a professional NFL tout? It may have had Matthew McConaughey in it, but I'm not sure - was a decent movie from what I remember.