My headcanon features the triumphant return of HBO Real Sports as Bernie Goldberg provides Bryant Gumbel with a scathing expose on Shohei Ohtani and how he was taken in by a bookie who was playing the long game by faking his own death as part of an earlier scam
What do we think is the most likely source of his living funds? Mooching off HIV/whoever that guy is in his videos, mooching off Tdad, successfully cappin'? No way he's ubering in Brazil, right? Or has ANY sort of job?