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When you start your paid hunching service I'd recommend calling it JessyLovesDogs, you might pick up some eyeballs who aren't necessarily surfing for a tout.

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01-09-2022 , 06:20 PM

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gregorio

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Originally Posted by Booker Wolfbox

I'd recommend calling it JessyLovesDogs, .

Wow, 85% of the time you bet spreads you take the points. Is your model better at identifying when underdogs will cover?

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01-09-2022 , 07:05 PM

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rickroll

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a new challenger has entered the ring

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Originally Posted by ButterflySymmetry

Gotta confess something here. Did the 1k Caesar risk free on Sara’s app. Already lost the Colts in a parlay today. So now we wait for the free bet to clear. In the meantime, I hate losing the day and also love this bet (below). That’s my excuse to chasing, but idgaf.
Just wanted to b #fulltransparency

This isn’t going on the 2022 Sports Bets Challenge we hv going. Doesn’t meet criteria, and this has evolved from Sara’s free bet on her end.

^ this money I shdnt even b putting on the line right now. This $ is already taken for other things. If I lose this: then we gonna hv to scramble.

This was supposed to b a day to just collect on Bills. Now we screwing around.

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01-09-2022 , 09:43 PM

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redbuck

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Sak, who do you like: Ga-3. vs. AL. Over/Under 51.5

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01-09-2022 , 09:47 PM

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gregorio

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Always bet the over when the o/u is a prime number

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01-09-2022 , 09:53 PM

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Animals

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I've only read a few post in the BS thread so nothing against him but I really hope the Woyas lose.

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01-09-2022 , 11:34 PM

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Saklad

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Originally Posted by redbuck

Sak, who do you like: Ga-3. vs. AL. Over/Under 51.5

I like Bama with the points.

I don’t have a hunch on the Over/Under tho. Seems low at first glance but won’t be touching it.

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01-10-2022 , 01:24 AM

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How could that Raiders-Chargers game not end in a tie? That would have been hilarious. So many dead bets on twitter right now, too, for people who parlayed JAX on the money line with a tie in that game

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01-10-2022 , 01:47 AM

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gregorio

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God must have something special in store for Big Rape next week though it will be hard to top the Tebow game

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01-10-2022 , 07:46 AM

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marknfw

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Niners at Cowboys this weekend. Too bad Nima's not here to make a friendly wager. Escrowed, of course, since he is a scammer and thief.

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01-10-2022 , 11:38 AM

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redbuck

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Sak, I like the under. They've played each other recently, and had 8-9 days to prepare their defenses.
Too bad Nima's not here to make a friendly wager. Escrowed, of course, since he's afraid to make a bet with me and wouldn't pay because he's a scammer and a pussy...

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01-10-2022 , 11:45 AM

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Didace

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Total points scored in CFP Championship game history -
62
85
66
49
60
67
76
Take the over.

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01-10-2022 , 12:10 PM

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journeyman

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Someone unban that little Marmaduke so he can update us on his fiancé and alcohol free streak.

Spoiler:

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01-10-2022 , 04:09 PM

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redbuck

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Originally Posted by Didace

Total points scored in CFP Championship game history -
62
85
66
49
60
67
76
Take the over.

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That means nothing, zero, zilch - you marmoset...

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01-10-2022 , 04:16 PM

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Neil S

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Originally Posted by Animals

Someone unban that little Marmaduke so he can update us on his fiancé and alcohol free streak.

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Gotta get him exiled from Mark's forum first, or the ape will just get himself banned every time the heat's on.

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01-10-2022 , 04:21 PM

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Didace

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Originally Posted by redbuck

That means nothing, zero, zilch - you marmoset...

Ok, how about this?

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Originally Posted by redbuck

They've played each other recently, and had 8-9 days to prepare their offenses.

What do you have to say now you deranged little girl?

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01-10-2022 , 04:48 PM

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gregorio

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According to my advanced analytics model, Bama has a 62% chance of winning

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01-10-2022 , 04:59 PM

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GMLAW

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Good luck all!

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01-10-2022 , 05:02 PM

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rickroll

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Originally Posted by gregorio

According to my advanced analytics model, Bama has a 62% chance of winning

i love it when sharps include pretty graphics in their python results exports, this is the saffron seasoning we need

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01-10-2022 , 05:12 PM

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LKJ

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Originally Posted by GMLAW

Good luck all!

Don't worry; I don't generally believe in saying "I told you so."

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01-10-2022 , 06:04 PM

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Didace

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Originally Posted by gregorio

According to my advanced analytics model, Bama has a 62% chance of winning

I'm wondering about how four ties come about. Is this against a spread?

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01-10-2022 , 06:09 PM

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gregorio

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Do not question me ape

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01-10-2022 , 06:11 PM

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gregorio

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I am basing my model on an exhaustive sample size of every Bama/Georgia game ever played, going back 126 years. Far better model than predicting 49ers outcomes based on their record just going back to the Joe Montana years