Can someone link to where Babs first reveals that Sterling has died?

Still Babs' guitar gently weeps...


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Prince is such a boss and highly underrated guitarist.

It was part of his scam of Fub on another forum and in texts, I believe.

Agreed.

Somehow I always come back late for a tbag sighting.

I was just thinking the same. We need to change the thread title to indicate live Tbag.

maybe someone could set up a tbag twitter bot

Too hard to keep track of all the screen names. He’d need to not get banned for a while.

jmakin was the one that figured it out and LJK posted the incriminating link within 30 seconds. It was a glorious day!!! BUSTED...

doubt it would be pretty hard to be able to tell from just the text in the post if it was tbag posting, got thousands of samples to feed the algorithm, wouldn't take much gpu power to pick out his limited vocabulary, homophobic drunk ranting and fire off a tweet. Bonus is we can give it mod powers and make it automatically set his avatar. Hell, make it crawl all the other forums across the net, i'm sure it would turn up all kinds of hilarity! I think the trickiest bit would be eliminating the false positives from tgrear posts.

it would be funny if lolobar went to the trouble to do all of that and then a day later babs is sent to prison.

Reading an article from the New Yorker this morning, it had this quote:

Persian traditions are fascinating.

lockdown a good excuse to go back to the babs saga. i much regret not being around when this was unfolding

couple of events from the 2014-'15 era

someone's description of babs:

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g10 trying to weasel out of a bet with rep_lol:

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you will remember babs posting over and over again about jmakin's trailer park and snapped off internet

you may or may not remember that during a reno trip, babs finds himself literally posting via snapped off internet in a trailer park while hiding from coyotes

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its hunchcap 1. howard is doing ok, has 6 picks left. gives A Beast (who, during hunchcap 1, no longer posts here) control over those last 6 picks in exchange for 33% of winnings. A Beast goes 1-3 on MLB picks, sees the writing on the wall and disappears. Howard uses the last two picks on some random +400 UFC, goes 2-0 and backs into 2nd place. A Beast immediately reappears demanding payment, and eventually receives it

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fubster on A Beast,

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lbr on the detective who called alobar on 1 april:

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haha, you forgot the best part of the bags howard merger, bags thinking he had dirt on howard and trying to extort him.

I remember I was still kind of undecided at the time on whether bags sort of had good intentions but was a victim of his massive stupidity, or if he was actually a pathetic little weasel. Him thinking they were cheating that whole time removed any doubt.

forgot to mention the time A Beast instructed alobar to open an account with Bank of Beast so that alobar could escrow for him in a more convenient fashion

and the time alobar made a deposit into Bank of Beast and the cashier lady winked and said 'hey doesn't it feels good to get out of the negative'

Iirc:

- Howard luckboxed tennis bets. Of course babs still weaseled his way into getting money despite his losing record.

- Howard also believed they might be cheating at one point. They both moved forward with the plan.

u fine fellows were there live but i believe i have it right here just cos i read it recently:

beast is doing ok in hunchcap 1, wins soccer bet on germany 7 - 1 brazil. says 'oh and i got this pick from a facebook friend'. someone sends a beast on beast tilt by C&Ping the rules & inserting a fake one whereby there was a penalty if someone other than the participant made a pick. forum participants play along.

a beast, in a state of confusion and tilt, then makes two picks on the giants.

alobar etc then confess, and alobar (as organiser/judge) is a bit regretful since a beast has made two picks based on the idea that he is being penalised. its the top of the 1st and the giants have a man on 2nd no outs. alobar offers to make the two picks null & void, beast says no let it ride

giants are eventually gaped, beast tilts more and blames alobar for quote 'cheating him out of $1500 and giving it to a pedophile' (HIV was leading at the time). a beast, who was not required to escrow for this competition, threatens to welch a few times before paying up about 2 months later

so, this is what put the idea that 'a second person helping out with picks = against the rules' into the mind of a beast. for some reason the reveal of the rule being fake did not dislodge the thought. this is why he thought it was cheating. howard was aware at all times that the rule was phony and that the arrangement was not cheating

another note: in babs vs g10 (which took place shortly before hunchcap 1), babs got it into a beasts brain that g10 was being fed golf picks by a golf sharp and therefore was cheating.

believe u may be right on tennis rather than ufc

oh i also wanted to post this random beast bet because it is the most beastly bet i have witnessed in all of my years,

parlay
bay area teams
massive faves
buying runs
random bet size featuring cents

not sure if it won or lost, havent got that far yet, but i have faith in a beast's skill and expect it to WIN

Born on 3rd and caught stealing 2nd in relation to Babs might be some of the finest writing of our generation.

yes its magical. it was poster DrawNone

haha, I forgot about that. If I remember right he accused me of lying about that too until I sent a pic of the receipt as proof.

No good deed goes ungaped

BOIDS, I envy you.
Wish I had all of the just unreal unread gold in my future.

Enjoy...