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02-11-2016 , 02:14 AM
my absolute favorite is that you can see for yourself on his website/twitter that he's bragging about hitting 59% at AOP of -150. Surely even a beast can calculate what % you need to hit to break even there, he's a wizard of math. And numbers.
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02-11-2016 , 02:32 AM
4/10 beeyoft
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02-11-2016 , 03:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmakin
my absolute favorite is that you can see for yourself on his website/twitter that he's bragging about hitting 59% at AOP of -150. Surely even a beast can calculate what % you need to hit to break even there, he's a wizard of math. And numbers.
hahaha, so good
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02-11-2016 , 03:29 AM
5/10, what is 2nd worth?
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02-11-2016 , 04:37 AM
My system spat out winners at 4/10, if I reverse bet the system in future I'm guaranteed a profit, who wants to pool our money and get rich ?!?
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02-11-2016 , 05:21 AM
All,

The results are in. It was a hastely designed quiz, after being stuck at the railroad station. For those of you wondering how efficient the Dutch railways are: they are not. Sitting there, in a rainy station, shivering from the cold, getting angry about my tie being ruined by the walk in the rain, I decided I need a quick schoolgirl-like giggle. This test was born.

Quote:
Question #1 (1 point)
At which poster was the following comment directed by our hero (note: it is meant as a joke):

I never blocked you u disturbed little girly runt

Wait a minute if I was blocked why do you have a picture of my seafood buffet in reno

You saved pictures of me onto your computer>?

loooooooooooooool


seek mental help you twisted ****in twerp

youre so disturbed it sickens me

Goddamn your mother is a nasty vile skenk

Im so sick of her sucking the jipe out of my dick then begging for more

She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose tho let me tell ya

Come at me meymon

Ugly little queer

Kill yourself

Your answer:
jmakin

Question #2 (1 point)
To which poster was this rant directed:

Type so I can hear that squeaky little bitch ass voice in my head again

That nasal joke of a voice from the red headed stepchild noone ever loved

You stupid worthless little runt

Your answer:
Brock Landers

Question #3 (1 point)
In which year did a beast post this?

These are the people I try to help my posting my mlb plays every day....

Im such an idiot for trying to help all of you sorry useless degenerate ****

Your answer:
2011

Question #4 (1 point)
A quote from a beast:

"I dont know you, but you nailed it POST OF THE MOTHERFUKKIN YEAR, TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN"

What were those true words?
Your answer:
Someone told a beast his problem is chasing, in a lucid phase beast totally agreed.

Question #5 (1 point)
Which year the a beast make the following post?

"wtf are you talking about man


Im a beast

look at the picks


18-1?

all of you just shutup and bow down"

Your answer:
2008

Question #6 (1 point)
In which year did a beast start this thread?

If you knew you had a gift betting MLB.... would you go tout or just bet your picks
Your answer:
2012

Question #7 (1 point)
At which poster was this post directed?

"He asks me to post on fb that hes a lock in exchange for 5% of his winnings

So I did it

You gay little frankenfruitus

Get a grip on reality

Go suck LKJs pussy"

Your answer:
Saklad

Question #8 (1 point)
"Im in an NFL spread pick em pool with most of the XXXXXXXX team... Im about to start posting menacing messages in there about 2002 and 2012 and saying no matter how big of a lead they get they have no prayer, etc.
‪#‎psychologicalwarfare‬"

Your answer:
St Louis Cardinals

Question #9 (1 point)
Does a beast still have time to fulfill this prophecy?

"In 5 years I will a VP with this company making 100k a year

You piles of useless crap will still be here bickering like schoolgirls filling out applications to work at McDonalds

Your opinions are ****ing worthless"

Your answer:
Yes

Question #10 (1 point)
During which Reno trip did a beast find the secret behind Pai-Gows lucky corner seats?

"soon as she left I went and sat I n the corner spot and took my belt off"
Your answer:
Reno 3
Which leads to the following test scores:







Congratulations to Ed, Beeyoft and admin who share first place with 6 out of 10 correct answers.
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02-11-2016 , 05:29 AM
im failing hard @ beast trivia historically
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02-11-2016 , 05:30 AM
Beastly quiz, got 5/10 choked on every question that included a year .
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02-11-2016 , 05:31 AM
the G10 tribute questions were a nice touch
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02-11-2016 , 05:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GMLAW
Looks like it took the Beast 5 hours 50 minutes and 50 seconds to complete the test so it must be the real beast
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02-11-2016 , 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted by SGT RJ
Money well spent.

Is it hot pink like reps?
hot towel + mental fantasies of RJ squirting + furious masturbation

how could you blame me
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02-11-2016 , 06:11 AM
just got 5/10
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02-11-2016 , 09:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by +rep_lol
hot towel + mental fantasies of RJ squirting + furious masturbation

how could you blame me
Always remember I found your cock more aesthetically pleasing than G10s beer can.
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02-11-2016 , 09:37 AM
i think leo getz has been wondering whether any part of G10's beer can is colored the same shade of dark exotic salami that his nipples are. would probably be courteous to shoot him a PM and set the record straight
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02-11-2016 , 10:43 AM
Boys and their love affair with their own dicks. I for one can't get enough of it!
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02-11-2016 , 10:56 AM
and nipples FFS
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02-11-2016 , 11:06 AM
Reasons that Babs never seems to update his results page until at least the day after the matches have finished?

He's got to be tucked up in bed before they finish
He's too damn lazy and generally can't be arsed
He's usually too drunk by the time the matches finish (I know, ElD, I know)
He's too stupid to be entrusted with updating the website himself and has to wait for someone else to do it.
He just can't stand looking at that growing string of losers.

Opinions?
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02-11-2016 , 11:18 AM
be quiet u ate up ape
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02-11-2016 , 11:32 AM
G10 had some cotto salami nips, that's an evolutionary no no.
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02-11-2016 , 12:00 PM
GnT, I'd go with him being too dumb to update it himself and he has to wait for his awesome web designer to do it.
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02-11-2016 , 12:15 PM
why does it have to be just one of those?

youd think as a business owner tho, hed be getting **** done!
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02-11-2016 , 12:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brock Landers
Congratulations Babs faders! Another 3-0 day (0-3 for Babs)!!!
Lakers +16 tho? 1-2 for babs.
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02-11-2016 , 12:33 PM
Have results of the prop bet hunchcap been finalized?
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02-11-2016 , 12:37 PM
oT,

I think everyone with a claim has submitted now. I'll compile and post that today.
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02-11-2016 , 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by MarsMuzak
Lakers +16 tho? 1-2 for babs.
My bad. I guess I was so used to Babs always betting against the Lakers. Maybe he's starting to fade his own ESP. Except with Bay area sports teams of course
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