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08-19-2019 , 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Brock Landers
Thanks guys, I've had a horrible baseball season trying to pick them myself, gonna go all in on the NFL this year with Mclovin and make it back.

Anyone know if he still limits it to 100 subscribers like last year? Hope I'm not too late


Iirc, the 100 limit was an email issue. Didn’t apply to us. I won’t speak for him though.
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08-19-2019 , 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
he's REALLY good at football capping, not surprised he's firing missiles behind my back. i've seen him firsthand get 15/16 games right, the one he missed was a detroit lions chokejob special. part of me has always felt he missed that one on purpose to teach me a lesson about gambling.
If the Lions actually make a gimmie field goal at the end of the game then I would've won 10 ****ing grand.
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08-19-2019 , 11:56 PM
“According to the best guests of our top astronomers”

Last edited by Natamus; 08-20-2019 at 12:08 AM.
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08-20-2019 , 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
“According to the best guests of our top astronomers”
lol I missed that

n1 Natty Light
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08-20-2019 , 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
“According to the best guests of our top astronomers”
Cut him some slack Nat, Nima's astronomers are allowed to have guests once in a while - they can't be cappin' all the time..
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08-22-2019 , 04:03 PM
really kind of amazed bags isnt super into astrology

I guess that's more a chick thing tho, and he's a red blooded persian male
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08-22-2019 , 09:12 PM
He probably went to get a reading from an astrologist once and is referring to himself in that quote.
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08-23-2019 , 10:05 AM
if he even went once to an astrology reading, you know he’d be hooked. think about how easy it would be to tell that mofo what he wanted to hear...

“see guys, I TOLD you that 9/11 was a hoax/I’m gonna crush mlb this year/etc., my personal astrologist even said so!”
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08-23-2019 , 10:31 AM
"You are a red-blooded Persian legend"
Abdul @ Astrology is us.


$6 please, or should I just send the bill on to tdad?
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08-26-2019 , 05:33 PM
In January 2008 A man in his mid 20s from Northern California launched an all out assault on one of the most established sportsbooks in the world.


Using unconventional line moving and hedging tactics, the bayareabeast decided he would show that he could defy all odds and bring down the Goliath of the betting industry.

It wasn't even just about the money.

Sure, the bayareabeast will get rich of course one way or another, however his goal was to open the eyes of his fellow sports betters and showing them that most of them are and have been going about this the entirely wrong way.

This thread was created so anybody else interested could follow along and profit along with the beast.

I honestly dont know why people keep thinking that this is a bunk account or "troll" account... isnt the purpose of a troll to go around provoking people?

I dont post anywhere except in my own thread. You figure it out Einstein.


You may think that it is only a matter of time until the superior financial position of the sportsbook breaks my balls.

The bayareabeast is unlike any other sports better in human history.


You are welcome to make money, or just watch for free.

Just know this.

I have unprecedented determination and resilience among other traits that will help me in defeating the book for hundreds of thousands.

I know right now Im not really making anything.

Just wait till I start betting nickels, then dimes.
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08-26-2019 , 10:55 PM
He did make a lot of money in a legendary and unprecedented fashion using some rather unusual traits. So, perhaps, he was not wrong.

Snap off the books? He BECAME the books, broheim. (cue shades of businessman?, I am a business, man). He really set out to lower his belt and snap someone off and accomplished his goals. Perhaps his genius was underappreciated in our time, but future generation who read this tome of knowledge will truly recognize greatness.
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08-26-2019 , 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by rakemeplz
He did make a lot of money in a legendary and unprecedented fashion using some rather unusual traits. So, perhaps, he was not wrong.

Snap off the books? He BECAME the books, broheim. (cue shades of businessman?, I am a business, man). He really set out to lower his belt and snap someone off and accomplished his goals. Perhaps his genius was underappreciated in our time, but future generation who read this tome of knowledge will truly recognize greatness.


That wasn’t Nima that became the books that was Sterling and the Asian female dealer from Graton (maybe she was technically a sub agent). Nima at best was a ticket runner and middleman, a sub sub agent if you will.

Don’t put Sterling’s improper business practices on Nima’s fragile shoulders
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08-27-2019 , 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

Snap off the books? He BECAME the books, broheim.

I AM the liquor, Randy.
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08-27-2019 , 01:46 AM
So is Jmakin the only one or thing Babs has ever successfully snapped off?
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08-27-2019 , 02:57 AM
My problem is I am literally a mathematical genius.
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08-27-2019 , 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by BOIDS
My problem is I am literally a mathematical genius.
That's a bummer.

Brock: Anal sex in Thailand.
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08-27-2019 , 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Brock Landers
So is Jmakin the only one or thing Babs has ever successfully snapped off?
Absolutely not! Don't forget his 3rd grade math teacher...
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08-27-2019 , 12:31 PM
Pretty sure JMakin is still happier and more successful than Nima ever will be, despite JMakin being what, 10 years younger?
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08-27-2019 , 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Brock Landers
So is Jmakin the only one or thing Babs has ever successfully snapped off?
snapped off:

jmakin
reno
reno hooker
greeeear
reno trailer park
j. drane
3rd grade maths teacher
spelling bee
el oh el diablo
internet provided by reno trailer park

snapped off by:

the indians
admo
5dimes
the pai cow
coyotes
fub
lyft
tak
uber
tboss

verdict: tie

Last edited by BOIDS; 08-27-2019 at 01:58 PM.
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08-27-2019 , 02:38 PM
Is babs currently posting about sportsbetting on the interwebs? I am looking for some hot tips.
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08-27-2019 , 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
Is babs currently posting about sportsbetting on the interwebs? I am looking for some hot tips.


Very smart Greg, a system that spits out losers.....
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08-27-2019 , 03:27 PM
I know some of you penetrates have nothing better to do with your lives than to stalk him around the internet so I was just curious if anyone knows his current home
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08-27-2019 , 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Brock Landers
So is Jmakin the only one or thing Babs has ever successfully snapped off?
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Originally Posted by BOIDS
snapped off:

jmakin
reno
reno hooker
greeeear
reno trailer park
j. drane
3rd grade maths teacher
spelling bee
el oh el diablo
internet provided by reno trailer park

snapped off by:

the indians
admo
5dimes
the pai cow
coyotes
fub
lyft
tak
uber
tboss

verdict: tie

yeah, but jmakin snapped him back off when he outted him as sterling kolb or whoever, so I feel like J should be in both lists
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08-27-2019 , 06:13 PM
Of course I realize my betting techniques are unorthdox. I think the key to winning is in being unorthdox
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08-28-2019 , 02:52 AM
The key is logging in and out after every hand. This ensures the server will sufficiently randomize the deck.
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