Some of you more distinguished ladies and gentlemen seem to be getting this confused sometimes especially when super late night posting is happening

Nat,
You're in luck: Howard is extremely sympathetic to that distinction.

Every time Nat posts something that I guess is supposed to be funny and isn't, it reminds me of this scene:

OT,

Are you saying this is how you feel when you think I’m trying to write a joke but it’s not funny at all?

Or this is how you feel when you think I think I’m just trying to be funny but it’s not funny at all?

Because I’ve never written anything on 2+2 with the intent of writing a joke.

I do post somethings with the intent of them being taken lightly or to point out something I think is funny. But I’ve rarely posted with the thought “I bet this will make people laugh” I just don’t really care that much.

I do post plenty of nonsense or stupid or sarcastic or prick-ish things here without the intent of them being taken to heart.

I think there’s an expectation that because I wrote in comedy (no matter how mediocre) that I am often trying to be funny when that’s almost never the case. Much more often I intend to offend or annoy someone than I intend to make someone laugh on 2+2

I think part of Nat's charm is how he constantly doubles down (always on 11) and just digs himself deeper and deeper.

What the hell is the point of BJ if you don’t double on 11?

To be semi serious though, it’s oot. If you’re looking for acceptance or to be like or something outside the cooking threads you probably need better friends

Nat,
You would prefer to be liked and accepted everywhere you choose to spend your time, including OOT. It's a pretty normal preference, so there's no reason to imply an alternate reality where you don't care.

No you would prefer to be comfortable.
Most people equate being comfortable where they are to being accepted and liked by those around them but those two don’t have to go together.

I know of a few poker players that like playing places where they know they are disliked, for example, so this isn’t some concept I’m making up or holding on to exclusively and that was a fairly weak take by you.

thats not really a good example, that has to do with money not hanging out

I think you just got trolled.

Either that or natamus is pretty dumb.

You decide which.

Silence you apes.

Babs claims to have won 7,200 American dollars yesterday, risking $1,800 across a bunch of parlays.

Good thing he didn't stop gambling.

Sounds like it high time we pulled all our money and got rich.

Natadamus proving to be as unfunny as Mindy Kaling. NJ1980 winning thousands in parlays. Real wrath of god type stuff, 40 years of darkness, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

Rake,

Can you use the Facebook account you stalk Nima on to confirm this parlay of Strawberry Moon proportions?

I want to make sure you’re true value to the forum is recognized

Your

Your incorrect

Natamus has gotta be the stupidest most annoying idiot thats ever lived.

Natamus. Im not trolling you, Im stating facts. Jesus Christ you are such a stupid son of a ***** it ****ing hurts.

And your level of patheticness is otherwordly.

You are aids.

2 years later. You deranged mentally ill puddles of sewage are still sitting here circle jerking to me.

You are all so unbelievably pathetic and sad and stupid and oblivious that it is truly beyond words.

You are human scum.

That goes for every single one of you pathetic sorry ass pieces of **** that post here in this thread praying for me to return, fantasizing about me, writing about me, circle jerking to me, writing blog posts, facebook stalking me, etc etc. It will never end.

You have nothing and nobody. You are the definition of a sorry pathetic pile of **** loser. And thats all that all of you lunatics will ever be.

I get angry that there are human beings out there that act like all of you. It makes me feel sick for being human. I dont want to be the same race as you disturbed ******s.

2+2 forum is a collection of the most vile pieces of **** the human race has to offer. Degenerate scumsucking pathetic lunatics who truly deserve the worst.

How was jail? What type of drugs were you allegedly in possession of?

My ex-gf was big into heroin. I would highly recommend staying away from heroin. That stuff is no joke.

Hi Nima!

It must infuriate you that you’re so much smarter than I am and I am such a dumb ape, and yet I’m much more successful and happier than you are.

That I have a loving wife and a new condo we just closed on while you live in your fathers condo and creep on your uber and lyft passengers from the front seat.

How angry does it make you that despite feeling superior to me in many ways (except hunchcapping where I always finish ahead of you) that I have beaten you in life in every possible way?

Let's move on