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02-20-2018 , 05:50 PM


The world might not coalesce the cheery wave if not for this thread and Mr. Treesong.
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02-20-2018 , 05:54 PM
Tuma,

Please use your main account when speaking to me and not a gimmick of a gimmick
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02-20-2018 , 05:55 PM
Oh man, I'd forgotten about that "cheery wave" ****. I no more than grunt at my boss when I first see her in the morning, and I'm her favorite.
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02-20-2018 , 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
Tuma,

Please use your main account when speaking to me and not a gimmick of a gimmick
No thanks. I won’t chat with you again.
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02-20-2018 , 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
Tuma,

Please use your main account when speaking to me and not a gimmick of a gimmick


Natty Lite,

Don't make me Metallica flex Nima Jooyandeh is a scammer and a thief Nima Jooyandeh is a scammer and a thief Nima Jooyandeh is a scammer and a thief up in here.
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02-20-2018 , 09:28 PM
mason and klansky looking in horror as their ad revenue gets bent over the table.
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02-21-2018 , 12:39 AM
Who needs ad revenue when there's a corner seat free at the blackjack table?
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02-21-2018 , 12:44 AM
I assumed Babs asked for an advance on his share of the ad revenue generated by this thread to come up with Fubster's $10k.
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02-21-2018 , 01:00 AM
IIRC corner seat only effective when banking the PGP

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This reminds me, I was chatting with someone in the cardroom who had recently lost a hand of Pai Gow (tiles not poker) where he had the exact same hand as the banker. I realize this probably isn't all that rare given there are only 32 tiles, but just seemed super unlikely. Unreal, even.
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02-21-2018 , 03:35 PM
Can't catch a break.

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02-21-2018 , 03:48 PM
Banned?

Last edited by rakemeplz; 02-21-2018 at 03:49 PM. Reason: games just get harder for the regs gl babs
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02-21-2018 , 03:57 PM
so what. After 12 hours just switch over to lyft

oh wait
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02-21-2018 , 04:03 PM
Banned,

Thankfully I can't imagine babs has never done anything for nearly 12 consecutive hours in his life except for sleep or perhaps think about sexing thai ladyboys.
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02-21-2018 , 04:29 PM
You don't gape Reno to the tune of 25k without putting in some serious hours cappin'.
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02-21-2018 , 04:31 PM
My point was that pretty much everyone ITT thinks Nima is total scum and generally worthless, not funny, delusional, etc. etc.

But he sure gets a thread fired up when he shows up despite his utter lack of talent in every imaginable respect.

Anyway, no big deal. Any over/under on when his next post here will be, LKJ? You pick the line and I’ll pick the side for twenty bucks.
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02-21-2018 , 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Treesong
My point was that pretty much everyone ITT thinks Nima is total scum and generally worthless, not funny, delusional, etc. etc.

But he sure gets a thread fired up when he shows up despite his utter lack of talent in every imaginable respect.

Anyway, no big deal. Any over/under on when his next post here will be, LKJ? You pick the line and I’ll pick the side for twenty bucks.
Endless angling to split the money with Babs. The grifting never stops.
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02-21-2018 , 04:37 PM
Oh, I’m sure that if this bet were for 1000, my pms would be blowing up. But I’m also sure that for twenty, LKJ will entirely trust me not to angle him. And he’d be right.
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02-21-2018 , 05:03 PM
Howard,

Quote:
Originally Posted by Howard Treesong
My point was that pretty much everyone ITT thinks Nima is total scum and generally worthless, not funny, delusional, etc. etc.

But he sure gets a thread fired up when he shows up despite his utter lack of talent in every imaginable respect.

What point are you trying to make?

It’s not like the thread blows up because people think he’s funny or interesting.

The rape log thread would also blow up every time Alan posted about his latest “interaction” with a woman.
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02-21-2018 , 05:10 PM
Howard seems like the kind of guy who gets murdered by the ex-con homeless guy he takes in.
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02-21-2018 , 05:15 PM
Someone posted this old story on Reddit today and it reminded me of our hero...



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Raven, a six-year-old chimpanzee, became the 22nd most successful money manager in the USA after choosing her stocks by throwing darts at a list of 133 internet companies. The chimp created her own index, dubbed MonkeyDex, and in 1999 delivered a 213 per cent gain, outperforming more than 6,000 professional brokers on Wall Street.
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02-21-2018 , 05:21 PM
Of course I would trust you not to angle, Howard, pretty much regardless of amount...but the low amount is what will get my action, because honestly this seems like an especially difficult absence to set an O/U on, and I have no confidence in winning this bet.

The O/U line will have to be private until the bet completes in order to avoid the public knowledge influencing the outcome through none of your doing. Same with which side of the O/U you've chosen. I'll PM you a line, and if these conditions are cool with you then you can pick the side. I fear that I'm about to send a laughably soft line, but here goes.
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02-21-2018 , 05:31 PM
Your idea is a good one, but I doubtlessly tipped my hand a bit by having just sent him a line.
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02-21-2018 , 05:32 PM
I was trying to figure out the best way to run the auction and then decided to delete my post instead
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02-21-2018 , 06:21 PM
Howard is such an elite hustler by asking LKJ to set the line while he picks the side.
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02-21-2018 , 06:28 PM
Bet is booked and I’ll say no more.
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