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02-17-2018 , 11:47 PM
I told you I was due! If only babs had used this philosophy and taken that 10k to the indians this could all be over now
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02-17-2018 , 11:49 PM
I really can't imagine how many times Nima has felt he was "due" when betting.
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02-17-2018 , 11:56 PM
Gambler’s fallacy

The NCPG website led me down this rabbithole of information about problem gambling, and lol, i cant believe some of you were trying to argue he doesnt fall under the category. Like every single item was him to a T.
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02-17-2018 , 11:58 PM
except he's trying to move on and put this all behind him...
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02-17-2018 , 11:59 PM
Other people must share the weird Neil hang-up where labeling him with having issues somehow makes it off-limits to continue to hate on him. I don't think that anyone acting with any intellectual honesty can see him as not having a gambling problem.
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02-18-2018 , 12:11 AM
Gs. Nice quick-hunch! Thanks for running it.

Marky Mark and Chris rock ripped me off tho.

Itz, Check your pm for the payment plan.
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02-18-2018 , 12:11 AM
I took a nap during the competition and can’t verify live results with my own eyes.

Where does this fall on the Beast scale of “I don’t have to pay”?

Urine: that’s a joke, I’ll pm you asking for your paypal if you haven’t s already sent it to me. You’ll promptly be paid before 6pm next Friday via bank transfer.

Group: ignore above message and help me find a $60 loan shark. I’m going to need to do some scrambling here!
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02-18-2018 , 12:20 AM
I'll need $59 up front + $0.01 every week till the end of eternity. TIA
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02-18-2018 , 12:22 AM
Np Saklad, I love me some gamble. Agree on the judges. DJ Khalid in particular was just smashing buttons.

Lol Nat, I may know someone who can help. He goes by "Sterling."
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02-18-2018 , 12:28 AM
I heard that loan shark died in a forest fire months ago
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02-18-2018 , 12:33 AM
Ursine has been paid.

I’m too big a pussy (read: honorable) to not pay immediately. I don’t have the sheer force of will to take the $60 to the corner seat or keno and run it up
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02-18-2018 , 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
Ursine has been paid.

I’m too big a pussy (read: honorable) to not pay immediately. I don’t have the sheer force of will to take the $60 to the corner seat or keno and run it up

You probably also don’t bet $60 with only $50 to your name.
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02-18-2018 , 12:43 AM
Payment received from Nate. Thanks very much for being so prompt!
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02-18-2018 , 12:46 AM
LKJ,

I start with: it would be funny if I made ursine wait a day or too and made up a bunch of babs excuses itt.

15 seconds later: that’s super rude (logs on to pay pal).
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02-18-2018 , 12:52 AM
it probably won't help you to know that I would've quite enjoyed calling you an anal assaulting aardvark for a few days
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02-18-2018 , 12:53 AM
Yeah I hear you, I totally have the constitution to jab at people, but I implode if I attempt to prank anyone even for a short time.
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02-18-2018 , 12:56 AM
Group,

The chubby girl with the nice smile and a rack you could just take and squeeze together in the back of my Uber car was nice to me today and complimented my smoothie choice.

How long do I wait before I follow her home from work and try to walk her inside?
[SPOILER]
Spoiler:

Am I doing it right, yet?

[/SPOILER]
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02-18-2018 , 01:00 AM
I don’t see a blurry unaware picture, so you’re obviously not doing it right.
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02-18-2018 , 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
I don’t see a blurry unaware picture, so you’re obviously not doing it right.


I’ll try when I’m not being forced to make eye contact
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02-18-2018 , 03:54 AM
HIV,

which part of tBab's online persona made you think "I should be friends with that guy in real life"?
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02-18-2018 , 03:56 AM
probably the part where it was obvious he was an easy mark
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02-18-2018 , 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by jmakin
Gambler’s fallacy

The NCPG website led me down this rabbithole of information about problem gambling, and lol, i cant believe some of you were trying to argue he doesnt fall under the category. Like every single item was him to a T.
I wonder if people short-change mild forms of disorder because they think the affected person is using it as a crutch; as in external factors being too soft on them. Or if they simply don’t believe it exists. (Not rly pertaining to this thread — Babs is a jack of all asses.)
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02-18-2018 , 05:46 AM
One of my favorite posts of the past few days for some reason is when Babs acts incredulous about being accused of not paying taxes. I keep thinking of it and bursting out giggling at the thought of Babs filling out all appropriate tax forms, which seems about as likely as a kangaroo proficiently playing a harmonica.
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02-18-2018 , 06:01 AM
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02-18-2018 , 08:51 AM
Sakof****lad and bluffurownnuts,

Where the **** is my ****ing money?! Sak I pmed u deets about 3 mins ago and no ****ing money yet you piece of **** degen. And bluff I’ve paid you thousands (strike that) MILLIONS you know my PP u ****ing nit. Wtf is wrong with you ****ers PAY ME!!!!


Edit - is this how babs is when he’s owed money? Or is he never owed any money to see his reaction?
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