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02-15-2018 , 08:37 AM

#40401

Neil S

King of the sidebar

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 20,160

He thinks coming back was a mistake because he's faking contrition for a purpose. Because his purpose is not being met, coming back was a mistake.

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02-15-2018 , 09:53 AM

#40402

foatie

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 5,302

The Vegas line moved to +700 on repayment. A few props are in on excuses for non-payment:

Complete Ghosing with no explanation: 5/2
Suicide Attempt: 6/5
"Intervention" leading to "immediate rehab stint": 9/2
Freak "accident" (car related): 6:1
Freak "accident" (non car related): 8:1
"I was robbed on my way to send the money": 12:1

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02-15-2018 , 10:00 AM

#40403

Howard Treesong

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 14,684

What’s your line on the 10k payment standing alone?

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02-15-2018 , 10:10 AM

#40404

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,273

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebayareabeast

Life is complex. Complicated people. ****ed up circumstances. Different ways of thinking.

My intentions have always been good.

If you can believe that about me, its a start.

I guess basic cable classic The Rock must have been on last night (skip to 1:42):

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02-15-2018 , 10:16 AM

#40405

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 96,031

Yeah, but Connery was actually innocent IIRC.

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02-15-2018 , 10:20 AM

#40406

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,273

LKJ,

Even better for his internal magic show, since from what I've gleaned, he almost certainly still truly sees himself as a victim in all of this.

I was just pointing out the absurdity of cribbing an apology, nearly word for word, from a (very good!) 90s action movie because he doesn't even know how to not lie.

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02-15-2018 , 10:53 AM

#40407

Admo

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,025

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebayareabeast

This individual is the nicest person ever and never did anything wrong. I would rather take a bullet in the head than see anything bad happen to them because of me ****ing up.

Excerpts from [removed] section of website:

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Originally Posted by Nima Jooyandeh

I have paid this f.ucking c.unt probably 7 grand already. And now I owe her $1500 again. Yes its my money.

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Originally Posted by Nima Jooyandeh

I gotta break even somehow. Ill pull even by ruining every hole she has.

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Originally Posted by Nima Jooyandeh

SHes a jew so she never pays out change. Ill just squeeze her tits and call it even.

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Originally Posted by Nima Jooyandeh

I need to rape her tits on general principle

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Originally Posted by Nima Jooyandeh

If I go to jail so I go to jail. Who is to say that raping or t*** is not the moral thing to do in this situation? The amount of pleasure I would get would easily offset any negativity that is caused to her. Think about it.

Bonus excerpt from Uber section:

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Originally Posted by Nima Jooyandeh

Every now and then a hot girl gets in my car and Im just jfc shoudl I just drive out to the middle of nowhere and ram it right up her f.uckin tits

Last edited by Larry Legend; 02-16-2018 at 07:27 PM.

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02-15-2018 , 10:59 AM

#40408

eddymitchel

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,761

Just wow.

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02-15-2018 , 11:05 AM

#40409

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

Jfc that’s really bad

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02-15-2018 , 11:06 AM

#40410

gs3737

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,719

Wow what a total POS. Irredeemable imo.

Nima, how are you planning to get $10K by tomorrow again?

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02-15-2018 , 11:09 AM

#40411

eddymitchel

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,761

I hope your parents read that stuff and kick you out nima.

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02-15-2018 , 11:15 AM

#40412

matrat

adept

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 913

Holy ****. You should absolutely not be allowed to drive for Uber or Lyft.

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02-15-2018 , 11:17 AM

#40413

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,112

Noone gets his jokes.

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02-15-2018 , 11:18 AM

#40414

eddymitchel

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,761

Quote:

Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

Noone gets his jokes.

Im sure they will behind bars

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02-15-2018 , 11:18 AM

#40415

SteveSax

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2017 Posts: 18,575

You guys are going to feel silly once he explains what he really meant

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02-15-2018 , 11:18 AM

#40416

matrat

adept

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 913

Nima Jooyandeh, good people don't fantasize about raping the captive women in their cars you pos.

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02-15-2018 , 11:20 AM

#40417

iTzLifestyle

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 8,100

Twow get caught up just in time for Admo to drop that bomb.

There are no words for how ****ed you are.

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02-15-2018 , 11:22 AM

#40418

marknfw

Gaming Commissioner

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 13,514

Incredible.

Alobar, there's no mention of the 5k he owes HIV in the OP.

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02-15-2018 , 11:22 AM

#40419

matrat

adept

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 913

Oh wait babs said he wasn't racist or sexist. All those posts are obviously just light-hearted jokes.

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02-15-2018 , 11:23 AM

#40420

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,112

He's just goofin

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02-15-2018 , 11:24 AM

#40421

eddymitchel

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,761

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveSax

You guys are going to feel silly once he explains what he really meant

It s one case where it might actually be better out of context.

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02-15-2018 , 11:27 AM

#40422

foatie

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 5,302

Gotta laugh at someone that gets fired as a rideshare driver. You literally have one job to do. I don't think I've ever seen a more accurate representation of the Peter Principle.

Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk

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02-15-2018 , 11:37 AM

#40423

thebayareabeast

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 4,051

I see jokes that were meant to do nothing but make people laugh are still being taken seriously and being used against me.

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02-15-2018 , 11:39 AM

#40424

eddymitchel

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,761

You cannot joke about rape when you have shown a creepy predatory attitude in the past.

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02-15-2018 , 11:41 AM

#40425

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

Dude, those aren’t jokes. And if that **** is funny to you there is something really wrong with you.

Last edited by jmakin; 02-15-2018 at 11:46 AM.

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