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Old 02-13-2018, 09:15 PM   #40126
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I’m now fully certain that every time he lost his mind about your blog or thread titles being changed is because he has been scamming others beyond Fubs locally offline and wants to keep running his little hustles without being exposed by a simple google search. There’s no chance it was ever because he was worried about potential future employment seeing it because he’s never had an intention of doing anything but Uber/lyft even when he owes five figures
This sounds about right. He admitted to el d that he owed money to two "friends" as well, but that's just two he acknowledges, could be way more...
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:17 PM   #40127
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Those friends may have also been completely fictional. If you're Nima, successfully scamming Diablo would be the pinnacle of life.
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:20 PM   #40128
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I count 51. That has to be the record for most screen names for a banned poster right?


There's a poster "trainwreckog" who kept spamming the NBA thread with stuff about Jordan and the triple threat basketball position.

He ran through account after account - getting each one banned and deleted. A mod can delete all of a poster's posts and their account with one click.

I imagine trainwreckog easily went through 100+ accounts that way.
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:22 PM   #40129
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I think the record likely belongs to one particular spammer who didn't stop until 2p2 sued him.
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:25 PM   #40130
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yea but i bet he never came up with anything as good as Im a fukinn wizard
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:45 PM   #40131
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yea but i bet he never came up with anything as good as Im a fukinn wizard


Idk fellatio recipient and dome recipient are both pretty LOL and are likely used because he had a couple sessions with an escort and was feeling rather full of himself as a sexual slayer of sorts
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:49 PM   #40132
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your grandpa had me loling amidst all the rape names.
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:56 PM   #40133
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for some reason, I liked your grandpa too.
you all suck dick & meoff jack were pretty good...
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:56 PM   #40134
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is the little weasel unbanned yet?
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:02 PM   #40135
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180 days you stupid little sex worker.
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:08 PM   #40136
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is the little weasel unbanned yet?
Meh, yeah I just did it, mod who banned him gave explicit consent to unban.
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:08 PM   #40137
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His post in ATF got deleted. Is he even still banned?

Edit: slow pony.
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:22 PM   #40138
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You ****ing penetrate ******* mother****ers

Thread needed some asterisks.
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:54 PM   #40139
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free nos1nos2
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Old 02-13-2018, 11:18 PM   #40140
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free nos1nos2


Damn Emily,

You goin' old school.

nos1nos2 is a ****ing legend.
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Old 02-13-2018, 11:56 PM   #40141
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trainwreckdog is a legend. I think he cares more about Michael Jordan than babs cares about himself
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Old 02-13-2018, 11:59 PM   #40142
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trainwreckdog is a legend. I think he cares more about Michael Jordan than babs cares about himself


LOL this is likely to be true.
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Old 02-14-2018, 12:03 AM   #40143
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This sounds about right. He admitted to el d that he owed money to two "friends" as well, but that's just two he acknowledges, could be way more...
That would be why he was unwilling to allow those particular creditors to be contacted. They were actually just other victims of his scamming, whether they know it yet or not.
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Old 02-14-2018, 12:16 AM   #40144
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lol at the rape references

how does he keep track of all his email addy's?
His mind works faster than yours you ate up McDaniel
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Old 02-14-2018, 01:00 AM   #40145
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Nima Jooyandeh is a scammer and a thief

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His mind works faster than yours you ate up McDaniel


The whole “smarter than everyone/mind works faster” crap is sooooo much funnier knowing that he was personally basing it off his ability to scam and steal/surprise loan other people.

“You morons are so Fukien dumb working regular careers and having normal obligations you pay on time monthly from that hard earned money! LMAO if you idiots were half as fast as me you’d be just taking others money for your own interest then blaming deadly wildfires for the “bookies” disappearance.”

I’d bet $25 bucks there are at least 3 people in the Santa Rosa area he’s pulling similar scams on with “sterling” for varying amounts and told them He “disappeared in the fires” If you frequent Graton then Sterling frequents Bay 101 and only comes around when it’s worth it. If you frequent bay 101 then Sterling is actually a regular at Thunder Valley. If you frequent all 3 then Sterling is a very private individual that only deals with Nima directly and stays with him from time to time LOLOLOLOLOL
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Old 02-14-2018, 01:33 AM   #40146
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Sterling wouldn't be caught dead in a ****hole like Cache Creek
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Old 02-14-2018, 02:05 AM   #40147
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Cache Creek is actually a "better" casino than Graton in terms of being a little less -EV in general, but holy cow is it in the middle of nowhere. I guess all the older places didn't know the right palms to grease because they were built more or less on tribal lands whereas the new ones (Red Hawk, Graton, and to a lesser extent Thunder Valley) are right off a freeway.

I mean, Jackson Rancheria, LOL, I don't even know how people get up there regularly.
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Old 02-14-2018, 02:14 AM   #40148
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While I never go to Cache anymore, I'm fond of it because I learned to count cards there.

TV had to have been a big risk. Freeway yes. Also right next to a godawful stinking landfill.

It benefits from being in a relatively populated area and also proximity to the 80.

Red Hawk never really caught on. I don't know how it makes it.

And of course Stones combining the licenses of two local rooms into the Sacramento poker powerhouse was a brilliant move. They must treat their people well. Lots of the old Lucky Derby crew still there.
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Old 02-14-2018, 02:33 AM   #40149
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Chip and OT,

Mind asking around next time you’re in your local NorCal haunts if anyone books bets through Nima for Sterling’s accounts?
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Old 02-14-2018, 03:00 AM   #40150
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Lol actually my very first thought was "Sterling wtf what kind of bookie name is that".

Now Nima is a name I've kept my ears open for for years. Have never heard it though.

- just around. I don't rate in the true Sacto degen circles. But there are dealers who know me from years back.
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