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Old 01-14-2018, 02:19 AM   #34251
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Cliffs on the SBR guy please?
bags had a bet with someone on a diff forum, whoever was up most units won I think $500 or somethin. Bags was way ahead until he decided to bet a -25000 line and it lost. Then he stiffed the guy by claiming the other guy wasnt going to pay him if he had won, and so that justified his not paying him.

What I imagine actually happened, is bags had basically an unlosable position and in bags fashion was already demanding to be paid, and the guy didnt respond for like 8 hours or something because hes a normal person with a life, and bags went off the rails like he does, and then his lolbags bet lost and in standard bags fashion convinced himself hes the victim, and let his true character show.
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Old 01-14-2018, 02:31 AM   #34252
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Wait are you saying *im**oo*ande*isathief
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Old 01-14-2018, 02:31 AM   #34253
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Man this saga just keeps on delivering. I hate to laugh at someone with such an obvious addiction, but LOL. Given that this guy basically lives the most entitled life ever and still can't succeed is pretty ****ing funny.
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Old 01-14-2018, 02:34 AM   #34254
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Sun Sep 17, 2017

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Just to keep you guys up to speed: jimmy is late for the second week in a row, and he is unable to pay me today. In unrelated news, he wants me to take over this other account and get 1k in credit allotted to him on the one we currently have. I have declined this request.
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Old 01-14-2018, 02:47 AM   #34255
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In short, babs had some kind of picks contest with a guy on a sports betting forum.

He lost (obv) but refused to pay up with the excuse that he knew the other guy was freerolling him. No evidence of that of course.

At the time the bet was for pretty useless forum "bet points" (could exchange for pizza vouchers etc) but now you can exchange those points for bitcoin.
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To my understanding: Babs entered into a bet with someone on another board. At some point he became convinced that the guy was not going to pay him if he won, so he didnít pay up when he lost.
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bags had a bet with someone on a diff forum, whoever was up most units won I think $500 or somethin. Bags was way ahead until he decided to bet a -25000 line and it lost. Then he stiffed the guy by claiming the other guy wasnt going to pay him if he had won, and so that justified his not paying him.

What I imagine actually happened, is bags had basically an unlosable position and in bags fashion was already demanding to be paid, and the guy didnt respond for like 8 hours or something because hes a normal person with a life, and bags went off the rails like he does, and then his lolbags bet lost and in standard bags fashion convinced himself hes the victim, and let his true character show.
That's a new one to try and avoid paying out on a bet. Bitcoins too Urgh
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Old 01-14-2018, 03:20 AM   #34256
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Babs,
Serious question: do you think that, in spite of all the trouble that you've gotten in time after time, you are a profitable sports bettor? I ask because you always seem to get into major trouble, and possible danger with these people. It might be time for you to give up your dream of being a pro sports capper and come to the realization that you can't beat the books. No shame there, just give up on betting and move on with your life. Easy peasy
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Old 01-14-2018, 03:34 AM   #34257
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As usual

Look sometimes things happen and there are delays

Im not the most financially stable person in the world but everyone always get what they are owed
Except me I guess. Even if you don't count you and your mysteriously broke but still booking sweetheart, I'm still owed five figures that I'll never see from both Sterling and HIV & pals. You ****head.
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Old 01-14-2018, 03:35 AM   #34258
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Babs,
Serious question: do you think that, in spite of all the trouble that you've gotten in time after time, you are a profitable sports bettor? I ask because you always seem to get into major trouble, and possible danger with these people. It might be time for you to give up your dream of being a pro sports capper and come to the realization that you can't beat the books. No shame there, just give up on betting and move on with your life. Easy peasy
guhhhhh buhhhh uuurrrrrrrrrr
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Old 01-14-2018, 04:10 AM   #34259
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Fubster,
5 figures? 10-20k? That doesn't really seem like that much money. Why not just move on and cut off Babs and look at it like a life's lesson. No need to put the screws on a guy like Babs, just cut him off and chalk it off as a loss
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Old 01-14-2018, 04:25 AM   #34260
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Flanders I don't know who you are but you seem dumb. Is there some reason you think babs hasn't been cut off already?

Tubster is a gangster ass og ex con that has learned enough life lessons and doesn't really care that much at this point. I think it's time for babs to finally get a life lesson that will resonate with him and it will likely involve seo and 1%. Tubster gave me the thumbs neutral to start posting this nonsense he doesn't really give a **** now that he's found all jimmys info and will eventually hit the giant red button that will send him to rock bottom in minutes.

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Old 01-14-2018, 04:46 AM   #34261
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Remember when you said Sterling was as good as gold?
Lol, though you were talking about silver here ��

Is Sterling the Asian agent or bookie?
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Old 01-14-2018, 04:56 AM   #34262
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I think he was talking about Donald Sterling the American business man
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Old 01-14-2018, 05:53 AM   #34263
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Man this saga just keeps on delivering. I hate to laugh at someone with such an obvious addiction, but LOL. Given that this guy basically lives the most entitled life ever and still can't succeed is pretty ****ing funny.


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Old 01-14-2018, 06:11 AM   #34264
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is it baseball season yet
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Old 01-14-2018, 06:35 AM   #34265
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I think I owe Babs an apology. I said over and over that his cycle of nonsense was a waste of time and that noone would ever pool their money with him. I even made an elaborate troll out of it a few months back with that "investment group" LOL'ing. But then it turns out he actually got someone and burned them good.

Sorry Babs, I underestimated a wild Beast
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Old 01-14-2018, 07:50 AM   #34266
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Re: thebayareabeast appreciation thread

We're still on Sun Sep 17, 2017 somehow despite me skipping quite a few pages. Here we get to see Tubster realize he was set up from the very beginning.

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the additional 1500 and 1k on top of that were supposed to be repaid immediately when he got his insurance money but what he neglected to mention was that he rammed his car into a driveway ( :wtf: ) so i guess he was at fault. never negotiated any interest on those so i guess they're zero interest loans now :dids:
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if I remember correctly he was never going to get that money his insurance company told him they'd pay for the car to be fixed or give him a couple hundred bucks
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Huh fascinating he told me he was getting 1800 from them
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drives me insane because i've always been a big defender of his against the 2+2 loser nerds
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Old 01-14-2018, 08:08 AM   #34267
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Re: thebayareabeast appreciation thread

Still Sunday. Here we get to see what ends up with Tubster being robbed. Was Jimmy in on it?

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Props are looking good, even if this total goes over looks like I'll win 800 on those unless rodgers magically goes off for like 150 yards in the last quarter. Got hosebagged on lvaction from that "fumble" but that's ok because that bookie isn't a cute asian girl so that's fine.
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DUde is rarely up here anymore, pretty sure we can just roll it over again anyway

Last time I talked to him he was trippin out saying lvaction misgraded a bunch of props and he doesnt have time to go and check each one so he disabled everyones

it wasnt personal at all he said

hes a nice guy he just seems paranoid, guess its understandable when you been booking big action forever

this account isnt even worth his time to come north to collect on

Im still waiting on the google wallet card so Ill see if I can get him to do payouts online
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I'd rather settle with him if I lose, I don't want to set a precedent of being lax about rolling balances.
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it would be way easier for me if we could just roll it over man. I dont even know when hes gonna be up here if at all this week
Fast forward quite a bit and Jimmy was unable to collect a few thousand dollars from Sterling because he magically died in the California wild fires a couple days before the fires started. We'll get to proof of that in a later installment of Jima Ape is a liar and a thief.
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Old 01-14-2018, 08:27 AM   #34268
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Re: thebayareabeast appreciation thread

Might as well pile on a funny/pathetic exchange before I go, still the same Sunday.

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Did I earn anything on any of the other accounts this week?
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No, because you earn nothing on any accounts anymore forever from me. That's the deal you agreed to. Because you couldn't stop gambling.
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Old 01-14-2018, 08:33 AM   #34269
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Beeyoft

Is fubster aware babs had a large-ish delinquent debt with HIV about a year and a half ago? Kind of under similar circumstances
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Old 01-14-2018, 08:45 AM   #34270
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Explain how this distorts your unprecedented obesity.
And this is why he punked out of putting any money on it.
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Old 01-14-2018, 09:22 AM   #34271
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We're still on Sun Sep 17, 2017 somehow despite me skipping quite a few pages. Here we get to see Tubster realize he was set up from the very beginning.

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the additional 1500 and 1k on top of that were supposed to be repaid immediately when he got his insurance money but what he neglected to mention was that he rammed his car into a driveway ( :wtf: ) so i guess he was at fault. never negotiated any interest on those so i guess they're zero interest loans now :dids:
Finally we got some backstory to when he was raging about the insurance company showing an unwillingness to pay out in cash.
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Old 01-14-2018, 09:33 AM   #34272
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Man this saga just keeps on delivering. I hate to laugh at someone with such an obvious addiction, but LOL. Given that this guy basically lives the most entitled life ever and still can't succeed is pretty ****ing funny.
What was the comment someone made about him? Something like, he was born on third base and got caught trying to steal second.
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Old 01-14-2018, 10:26 AM   #34273
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You sit around all day jacking off and ****ing around on the internet, you have nothing but time.

I guess for some backstory: I'm a winning sportsbettor and consequently don't get to keep betting accounts for very long before getting limited/banned. I liked Nima because he was funny and came up with lots of hilarious phrases, and was maligned by the most humorless and uninteresting 2+2 posters (you guys), so I tried to work with him so we'd both make money, as he of course has access to bookies. It was a disaster from day one obviously, I didn't really know anything about him besides his sense of humor and obviously that he was a degenerate gambler. I didn't realize just how spoiled and entitled he was, though.

I'm fine with Emily sharing this story and I told her to go ahead, but I'm going to limit my interaction with you all to basically this only post. Please do not talk to me or post at me or message me. Somehow Emily is able to endure the excruciating posts you all make so please direct any questions towards her.
I like OOT.
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Old 01-14-2018, 10:28 AM   #34274
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Beeyoft

Is fubster aware babs had a large-ish delinquent debt with HIV about a year and a half ago? Kind of under similar circumstances

If you don't know beast history you're doomed to repeat it.

Nima Jooyandeh is a scammer and a thief
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Old 01-14-2018, 10:52 AM   #34275
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Also, my favorite part is young James Randall Gape begging for the 10% freeroll back once Fubbets LLC starts winning.
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