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10-14-2017 , 11:34 PM
Brock,

Only scammers and totally clueless pickers talk about win percentage.
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10-14-2017 , 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
LKJ, you're forgetting that Michigan has Harbaugh, who babs still probably beats it to every night. I'm sure that's a big part of the "thought" process.

wiper, If IND QB knows how to read a zone read he walks into the endzone in OT and then IND goes for 2 and it's gg Michigan. Anyone who picked IND should get to count it as a win.

anyone that's betting michigan moneylines as favorites hasn't been watching them this year...
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10-14-2017 , 11:52 PM
I'm pretty sure Babs doesn't watch college football at all, let alone any specific team.

Obviously the result is that he presents himself as an expert and ****ing sells picks on this sport he doesn't watch.
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10-15-2017 , 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
Nat,

Brutal 4th q fumble at the 20 when they would have iced the game! Huge 3.8 unit swing for me.
Geez I spent all afternoon at a business expo in DTLA and came out around 7 checked the scores and was like WTF happened today??!?!

I would like to appeal several of the picks I made this week. Clearly I was just kidding when I made picks like Auburn -6 and Utah State -2.5. I think everyone knew what picks I really meant to make (LSU +6 and Wyoming +2.5) as well Arizona ML and Boise State +6.5.

El Diablo, feel free to add in some appeals as well.
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10-15-2017 , 12:12 AM
Speaking of which, did Babs ever apologize for the fact that he once tried to angrily demand a retroactive freeroll on picks he not only made but was offered the opportunity to cancel?
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10-15-2017 , 12:15 AM
I don't want the facts that Babs took a -750 favorite today to get lost in the shuffle. Dude can't even follow the rules.
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10-15-2017 , 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by fuluck414
I don't want the facts that Babs took a -750 favorite today to get lost in the shuffle. Dude can't even follow the rules.
That seems pretty egregious, considering that he's apparently a stickler for the rules:

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looks like the whale already made an error. Amazingly it shows that hes up 1 unit. But the problem is I dont see how thats possible as we are supposed to be risking 1 unit on all plays. Issue a penalty to this disgraced ocean specimen.
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Originally Posted by BluffMyNuts
Babs you can see what he bet by clicking a few buttons. It was in fact Packers -7 +100 you fermenting ferret.
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Originally Posted by thebayareabeast
You settle down right now! This does not lessen the problems we are dealing with in this region as a result of his eating binges.

The sooner we harpoon this specimen and deal with it accordingly the better hope at stopping any further seismic instability.
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10-15-2017 , 12:22 AM
fu,

Don't worry, it'll be taken into account in the final tally.
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10-15-2017 , 12:27 AM
LKJ,

I think it's been a whole year so I'm retiring the ironic mocking of Babs with endless fat jokes about you. You've been an excellent sport and a champion of class you fat bastard.

RIP ironic jokes
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10-15-2017 , 12:30 AM
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10-15-2017 , 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by fuluck414
I don't want the facts that Babs took a -750 favorite today to get lost in the shuffle. Dude can't even follow the rules.
It was a pretty LOL move after he talked about how amazingly simple this is and how everyone here is so incredibly stupid it was a miracle we only had 2 people with penalties so far.
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10-15-2017 , 12:38 AM
LKJ,

I will still make jokes about using you to prove gravity exists.
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10-15-2017 , 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by fuluck414
I don't want the facts that Babs took a -750 favorite today to get lost in the shuffle. Dude can't even follow the rules.
He probably forgot and would have continued to make >-500 picks had you not pointed it out.


Edit:I guess it doesn't matter since he no longer reads this thread tho.
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10-15-2017 , 12:41 AM
Diablo,
Only mentally weak people like Babs get rattled by the occasional dig, so I'm pretty ambivalent as to whether or not you decide to keep taking shots.
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10-15-2017 , 12:50 AM
LKJ that's a pretty good gif also you're Kane in that gif
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10-15-2017 , 01:00 AM
Based on his politics I think that Kane is Howard, but that doesn't make sense in the context that I posted it, so I accept your assignment.
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10-15-2017 , 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by redbuck
I went 2-3, Natalie. That's some fine cappin.

Took AL -37 & Neb +24.5 tonight.

LOCKS......


Solid name calling. Worked the name in there and emasculated at the same time.

Was that Alabama -37? I got them on Bovada -30. THAT was fine capping for $100. Also Eastern Washington -8.5 won by 12 so it was a good day for my bovada account. Started at $10 before the season we are now at $370 goal is $2500
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10-15-2017 , 01:20 AM
In honour of it being a year I'm going to continue my run of not making fat jokes about LKJ. Partially due to the amount of flops itt. Greg's was funny; he probably stole it though.
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10-15-2017 , 01:23 AM
I'm very confused by that post, but whatever shames people out of making painfully unfunny jokes can obviously only be positive.
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10-15-2017 , 01:37 AM
Well there's nothing terribly great about self-righteousness, which I was concerned my post might sound like so I tried to turn it into a joke to deflect. I'm not really into fat jokes but maybe I am too PC. It just seems like piling on but obviously this thread has it's own tone. I'm not being forced to follow along or whatever. Sorry for the confusing post. Apologies to the thread.
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10-15-2017 , 01:41 AM
Rexx,

We just want to help lkj by shaming him into getting below 400 lbs.
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10-15-2017 , 01:43 AM
And to avoid him piling on. That's dangerous for everyone.
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10-15-2017 , 01:43 AM
I hate to even engage this topic, but out of the irritated fear that a non-denial will be seen as an admission:

I'm far below 400.
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10-15-2017 , 01:44 AM
A tribute to Babs one and only good joke -

"Starve yourself to obesity."
~The Weasel
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10-15-2017 , 01:46 AM
That one actually was pretty good. Undoubtedly recommended to him by someone else.
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