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somewhere on Reddit I read this morning that some guy was had had a few beers and a cop started got behind him and flipped the lights on and he figured he'd get a DUI so he pulled out a knife as he was pulling over and stabbed himself.

cop walks up, he (genuinely) is freaking out and saying how he was driving himself to the hospital and the cop called an ambulance for him or something. guy said he has good insurance so the ER bill was like 1/10th of what a DUI would have been.

that's some tuma-level dedication right there.

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01-15-2016 , 11:06 AM

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Brian O'Nolan

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Can I get odds on:

- a beast uses the nick "Nimadamus" based solely on the Chappelle "Negrodamus" bit and has no idea what "Nostradamus" actually refers to

- a beast knows what "Nostradamus" is

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01-15-2016 , 11:28 AM

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Alobar

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beast is a huge conspirtard moron, he knows exactly who nostradamus is. Im sure he belives he predicted 9/11 or something ******ed

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01-15-2016 , 11:30 AM

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gambit8888

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lol looks like bags is banned on the covers site

that didn't take long

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01-15-2016 , 11:44 AM

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Brock Landers

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lol looks like bags is banned on the covers site

that didn't take long

Unprecedented

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01-15-2016 , 11:53 AM

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+rep_lol

banned

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this dude has to be autistic

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01-15-2016 , 12:23 PM

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Tuma

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wiper,

Respect to that guy, but stabbing myself woulda been too pragmatic.

I woulda veered to the route of pretending to be a german foreigner with no english, without knowing a single phrase of the language.

obv if the cop is german im screwed.

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01-15-2016 , 12:29 PM

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Booker Wolfbox

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lol looks like bags is banned on the covers site

that didn't take long

There will be endless gimmicks tho

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01-15-2016 , 12:31 PM

#2659

gambit8888

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Originally Posted by Tuma

I got this out of my system while in police custody.

cliffs

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01-15-2016 , 12:48 PM

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gregorio

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http://penetratesonly.freeforums.net...arefully-heart
El D doesn't even make the list anymore

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01-15-2016 , 01:04 PM

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ninetynine99

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gaped

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01-15-2016 , 01:18 PM

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Saklad

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Originally Posted by gregorio

http://penetratesonly.freeforums.net...arefully-heart
El D doesn't even make the list anymore

Nice! I made it to the top of the list.

We must have really hit the nail on the head about his life for him to react like that.

OOT's resident dancing monkey still delivering.

Endless projection
Endless Bi-polar episodes
Endless autism

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01-15-2016 , 01:22 PM

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Brock Landers

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I have never had a child but if I did and that person became president I imagine the pride I would feel would be similar to that what I feel now for making Babs' list

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01-15-2016 , 01:24 PM

#2664

Saklad

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McLovin,

Quality work creating all of those fake accounts and trolling @nimadamus in his own forum.

I think he believes those are actually me, ElD, etc.

Jimmies are arustlin'

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01-15-2016 , 01:57 PM

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redbuck

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I made the list!!!
I feel like Navin Johnson - "The new phone books are here - I am somebody"

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01-15-2016 , 02:04 PM

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Big Toe

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Wow seems like beast has fallen hook, line, and sinker for mclovins tricks

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01-15-2016 , 02:12 PM

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Alobar

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I'm assuming the emails from him that filter right to my trash folder contain equal amounts of vitriol. Wasnt someone supposed to contact tboss so we could clear up that whole "train wrecked to my job" thing. I wonder if knowing the truth would actually cause him to go out and get a job, maybe hed finally have to make peace with the fact he got fired for who he is, and not blame it on others.......but naaaaah

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01-15-2016 , 02:16 PM

#2668

Alobar

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also, whoever warriorfan510 is, wow, you do an amazing impersonation of bags impersonating someone who isn't bags. I mean its like spot on.

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01-15-2016 , 02:21 PM

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BluffMyNuts

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Lol Slanksy posted or at least someone with his username.

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01-15-2016 , 02:29 PM

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Didace

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Lol Slanksy

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01-15-2016 , 02:40 PM

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LKJ

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Let the record show that I'm not the one posting as LKJ (or as anyone else) on that forum.

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01-15-2016 , 02:49 PM

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gregorio

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Objection! Permission to treat LKJ as a hostile witness, your honor.

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01-15-2016 , 03:32 PM

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Tuma

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im leaving 2p2 for PO.

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01-15-2016 , 03:41 PM

#2674

El Diablo

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Penetrates,

Is anyone actually on that site besides mclovin?

Is that really Babs? Tuma? Ec?

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01-15-2016 , 03:43 PM

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GMLAW

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Bluff?

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