mod note: This post is a cliffnotes of the actions of Nima Jooyandeh on these and other forums.

Nima Jooyandeh, who also goes by "the bay area beast" (and dozens of other names over a 10+ year history posting on the internet on various sites) stole $14,500 from poster Fubster. He has repaid $10,000 of it so far.

Some of the circumstances of the theft include taking sports bets from him acting as both a middleman for another bookie, and acting directly as a bookie himself. Stealing winnings paid out by other bookie, and scamming Fubster by not paying out the winnings from bets he booked himself after previously collecting money from losing bets that he had booked for Fubster. He also attempted to vehemently deny being the actual bet taker, and instead used a fake name of an alleged associate, who it was discovered was a fake persona used to steal (by having this fake bookie "disappear" during California wild fires).

In addition to that, here are other activities this person has participated in that have been admitted to by him on this forum, or have links posted to him being caught on other forums

1. Tried to start a book with poster HIV. Owes poster HIV ~$5K and is paying him back at a rate of $5/week.

2. Ran bets/money for Fubs.

3. Ran his own book and took bets/money as fake identity Sterling.

4. Stiffed Fub for $6k+ as Sterling.

5. Stiffed iceminers on SBR $500. Created fake identity to defend himself etc.

6. Stiffed a guy for $800 or $1000 on Rxforum.

7. Has had many accounts banned on Pickmonitor.

He spent many years pretending to be a sports tout and often started subscription services to sports picks. These subscriptions always flamed out as soon as he hit a losing streak. He would often claim things like "100% guaranteed winning picks", and "complete transparency".

I know the LC regs probably don't want their LC thread full of beastisms, so this is the recap thread! A place to wax poetic about your sports betting systems, your ladyboy crushes, or creepy pics you took of your roommate! BEEYOFT

And Alobar if you wanna flex Metallica on this thread I have been blaring St. Anger on repeat for the last 2 hours so I'm ready for your worst.

Free the beast

Can't wait to get this thread to 100k posts

A system that spits out losers is just as good as one that spits out winners.

Assad will not win.

St.Anger, lol. That's amateur hour Metallica flexing.

Why are you doing this Alobar? What possible reason can there be for driving away people who were just having fun?

In for the mod bashing.

Reason for original thread lock?

Top secret

Babs is finally going to look for a job and he didn't want this thread coming up if any potential employer did a search for him. Alobar locked it out of kindness.

No form of life on Earth has learned less than Tbab these past two, and amusing years.

silence troll

Beeyoft.

I'm here for the gangbang

Incorrect.

I've been chatting with beast on gchat.

Here is the story:

Beast asked Alobar for an IP Ban, which Alobar obliged. Then a few days later beast wanted the IP ban lifted, and thought he would get that granted because he was the one who requested it in the first place.

Alobar then denied the IP ban lift, beast asked again, and Alobar continued to deny the IP ban lift.

Beast then sent an email to 2p2 asking for the thread to be locked, and within 36 hours the thread was finally locked.



beast said this just now on gchat:

beast: would you or anyone you know be interested in a credit account?
me: yes
beast: I can get you up to a 10k account
Dude is rock solid and always pays

How the **** did he figure out how to do this?

Someone helped him.

Yeah, I realized after posting that that's always the answer.

Good job fake trial lawyer.

Every fake trial lawyer knows not to ask a question unless they already know the answer.

#Checkmate
#BEEYOFT

So instead of a proxy server, babs found himself a proxy poster.

Over/under on time until he is helped to circumvent the IP ban and gets back on 2p2?

Not sure what that would do for him, since the only thread he's allowed to post in is locked.

aLOLbar. Surprised there hasn't been any flexing yet.