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03-01-2014 , 06:48 PM

sup hezbollah

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I need a 5k loan immediately. This is a serious inquiry here. Does loansharking even go on anymore and how can I get in touch with one?

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03-01-2014 , 06:52 PM

kioshk

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pool hall!

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03-01-2014 , 06:55 PM

electricladylnd

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

I need a 5k loan immediately. This is a serious inquiry here. Does loansharking even go on anymore and how can I get in touch with one?

You will be paying like 25-50% a week in interest.

Do you know a bookie?

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03-01-2014 , 07:01 PM

Booker Wolfbox

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Unfortunately Google informs me that Western Sky stopped making loans in September.

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03-01-2014 , 07:15 PM

electricladylnd

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Originally Posted by Booker Wolfbox

Unfortunately Google informs me that Western Sky stopped making loans in September.

Those commercials were hilarious, they had a crazy interest rate that was shown in the fine print.

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03-01-2014 , 07:23 PM

problemeliminator

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

I need a 5k loan immediately. This is a serious inquiry here. Does loansharking even go on anymore and how can I get in touch with one?

I'm afraid we'll need to know why you need "5k immediately" first.

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03-01-2014 , 07:25 PM

El Diablo

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sup,

There are loansharks in every poker room in my area.

What do you need the money for?

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03-01-2014 , 07:26 PM

sup hezbollah

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I am in serious financial trouble at the moment. I have bills, bills, and more bills right now and am broke. I get paid every two weeks but that wont be for another 13 days and my checking account is currently negative.

I am in serious need of a loan.

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03-01-2014 , 07:30 PM

econophile

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can you do a payday loan/car title loan?

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03-01-2014 , 07:32 PM

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sup hezbollah

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Originally Posted by econophile

can you do a payday loan/car title loan?

Negative.

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03-01-2014 , 07:34 PM

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econophile

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cash advance on credit card? preferable to loan shark

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03-01-2014 , 07:40 PM

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ninetynine99

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Just put your mad Martingale skillz into play.

Ezee money bro!

Ummmmm… wait. wat… never mind.

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03-01-2014 , 07:41 PM

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sup hezbollah

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Unfortunately not an option. I have no credit cards.

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03-01-2014 , 07:42 PM

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sup hezbollah

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Would appreciate if we could keep this serious. Its not like Im about to be homeless but its to the point where I could start getting calls at my job and that could render me unemployed.

Very concerned and need at least 2500 right now in the worst way. Am willing to pay considerable interest over the course of a few months or so to just get bills taken care of and have to handle one payment.

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03-01-2014 , 07:44 PM

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El Diablo

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sup,

You have a job? Have you looked into those payday loan places?

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03-01-2014 , 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

Are these "bills" of the knee-capping kind? Because if not you're better off being late on your student loans than owing a loan-shark $.

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03-01-2014 , 07:49 PM

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sup hezbollah

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Originally Posted by El Diablo

sup,

You have a job? Have you looked into those payday loan places?

My bank account is currently in the negative so I would not qualify.

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03-01-2014 , 07:50 PM

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Booker Wolfbox

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What part of the country?

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03-01-2014 , 07:55 PM

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whats the reason of having a negative bank account and having so many bills when you just got paid? you said you wont get paid for another 13 days ... so what happened to your paycheck from yesterday?

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03-01-2014 , 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Booker Wolfbox

Unfortunately Google informs me that Western Sky stopped making loans in September.

Are usurious?!

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03-01-2014 , 07:57 PM

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sup hezbollah

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Originally Posted by Booker Wolfbox

What part of the country?

I live in California.

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03-01-2014 , 07:58 PM

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sup hezbollah

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Originally Posted by IlliniLou

Paid my rent and some other bills but still way behind. Tried to win the money I need and I lost 500 in the casino.

And on top of this I am kicking myself for not asking the gorgeous redhead blackjack dealer for her number today, she was flirting with me hardcore.