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Get another cat. That will make the first cat jealous.
My ex-girlfriend has a little white kitten that has turned up on her doorstep. She came around today to offer it to me. I haven't seen it yet. The problem here is that if this plan succeeded I would then have two cats. I don't want two cats. A single guy with two cats just screams ..... well I don't know what it screams but it screams something.
A HA! So you admit the poor old spinsters have not, in fact, stolen your cat. For if they had indeed stolen your cat, acquiring a new cat would leave you with one cat, and not two.
The defense rests.