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Old 04-05-2010, 01:48 PM   #201
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

What are the chances she was leveling OP when she told him it would be another $50 to bust on her face?
What would she really have done if he just went ahead and did it without asking? I doubt she would have asked for more dough while cleaning his spunk out of her eye.
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Old 04-05-2010, 11:50 PM   #202
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

Thread inspired me to shop for a hooker but I think I'm too afraid of getting busted by cops or getting robbed at gunpoint by some dude who jumped out of the closet while I was banging the whore.
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Old 04-06-2010, 12:42 AM   #203
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

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What are the chances she was leveling OP when she told him it would be another $50 to bust on her face?
What would she really have done if he just went ahead and did it without asking? I doubt she would have asked for more dough while cleaning his spunk out of her eye.
Yah, I was thinking this too. If OP just doesn't say anything, then pulls out and busts on her face, what's the whore gonna do? If she asks for more monies, OP can tell her to go **** herself. I suppose at worst, whore would try to blacklist OP, but there are plenty of escort services. She really has no recourse. At worst, OP could just say he thought part of the package he purchased was the right to nut wherever he saw fit.

Or am I missing something that someone else with more whore banging experience could fill me in on?
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Old 04-07-2010, 10:47 AM   #204
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Old 04-07-2010, 01:28 PM   #205
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Old 08-25-2013, 01:32 AM   #206
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1331858/

Looks like she retired from porn a couple of years ago. Probably just wanted to go out on top after starring in such timeless classics as Blackzilla Is Splittin' That ****ter 3, Transsexual Prostitutes 49 & Menage à ****.

Out of the 100 'best' female pornstars around, how many of them moonlight in hooking? How about the males? Also, is 240% the normal premium for anal? I would have guessed at 80%
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Old 08-25-2013, 03:18 AM   #207
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Out of the 100 'best' female pornstars around, how many of them moonlight in hooking? How about the males? Also, is 240% the normal premium for anal? I would have guessed at 80%
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Anal is usually determined by the size of the dick that's going to penetrate it. Unless she's a size queen.
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Old 08-25-2013, 05:36 AM   #208
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

Wonder if Lyla Lei gave herself that name cos she likes Simon & Garfunkel...
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Old 08-25-2013, 06:31 AM   #209
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1331858/

Looks like she retired from porn a couple of years ago. Probably just wanted to go out on top after starring in such timeless classics as Blackzilla Is Splittin' That ****ter 3, Transsexual Prostitutes 49 & Menage à ****.

Out of the 100 'best' female pornstars around, how many of them moonlight in hooking? How about the males? Also, is 240% the normal premium for anal? I would have guessed at 80%
lol noobs using imdb for porn

http://www.iafd.com/person.asp?perfid=LeylaLei&gender=f

She's fallen off considerably since '08 but still around. Who cares, really. Meh looks, meh energy.
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Old 08-25-2013, 06:43 AM   #210
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Sick thread, you hit your first hooker pretty hard surprised you ended up living in Manila?
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Old 08-25-2013, 07:00 AM   #211
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Id say most annoying is when having a Hooker is her asking u more money during an act or telling u time is ticking
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Old 08-25-2013, 05:00 PM   #212
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1331858/

Looks like she retired from porn a couple of years ago. Probably just wanted to go out on top after starring in such timeless classics as Blackzilla Is Splittin' That ****ter 3, Transsexual Prostitutes 49 & Menage à ****.

Out of the 100 'best' female pornstars around, how many of them moonlight in hooking? How about the males? Also, is 240% the normal premium for anal? I would have guessed at 80%
3 year bump?
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Old 08-25-2013, 06:18 PM   #213
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3 year bump?
someone else bumped it, but they got banned so their post was deleted
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Old 08-25-2013, 06:37 PM   #214
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At some point during doggy, I asked if I could come in her face. When she said it would be an additional $50, I immediately went limp and stopped. I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore.
This has to be up there as one of the best OOT quotes of all time
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Old 08-25-2013, 06:52 PM   #215
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

I read that a lot of girls in porn are hookers, they can charge more because they were in the business.

I don't see why people are shocked that she wanted more money to get a load on her face, she isn't ****** this guy because she likes him, it's a job and there are rates. There was no connection between the two because he was a cheap putz.
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Old 08-25-2013, 07:31 PM   #216
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Old 08-26-2013, 01:12 AM   #217
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I remember this one...**** I've been on this forum for a long time.
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Old 08-26-2013, 02:10 AM   #218
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I remember this one...**** I've been on this forum for a long time.
+1. Hate when these threads reappear. Makes me feel like an old man.
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Old 08-26-2013, 06:24 AM   #219
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Hindsight is 20/20,, but you really should have worked out the load placement in advance. When was the last time you got off prior to your engagement? Kind of a waste if you whacked the night before.
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Old 08-26-2013, 08:30 AM   #220
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Old 08-26-2013, 04:36 PM   #221
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

i would swear to freaking god masturbating just has to be more "fun" than dealing with these money grubbing whores, disease, loose fish poon & w/e. i guess it all has to do with the person.


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What are the chances she was leveling OP when she told him it would be another $50 to bust on her face?
What would she really have done if he just went ahead and did it without asking? I doubt she would have asked for more dough while cleaning his spunk out of her eye.
I think this is the type of thing where it costs you when you ask, doesn't when you don't.
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Old 08-26-2013, 04:59 PM   #222
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+1. Hate when these threads reappear. Makes me feel like an old man.
I could probably get you one if you want. Cheaper than OP rates.

He takes his teeth out for the oral pleasure...
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Old 08-26-2013, 10:17 PM   #223
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Surprised this doesn't happen more often:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...cting-HIV.html
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Old 08-27-2013, 12:07 PM   #224
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I'm currently dating an ex-porn star from the late 90s. We currently work together and no one else there knows - even though her real name and porn name are inextricably linked on the google.

She's a contractor who won't be there forever though. So when the chance for trainwrecking dies down I'll do an AMA thread if anyone is interested. She'll probably join too.
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Old 08-27-2013, 12:33 PM   #225
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Is she well known? Like if I were reasonably familiar with porn from that era would I know the name?
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