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Her wikipedia entry indicates that as of Sep 17 she no longer performs anal scenes for medical reasons.

Not exactly something I'd want to read about someone I just boned.

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12-09-2007 , 03:00 PM

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kkcountry

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Originally Posted by Tweety

Her wikipedia entry indicates that as of Sep 17 she no longer performs anal scenes for medical reasons.

anal fissures ftl?

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12-09-2007 , 03:07 PM

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Fast Food Knight

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Anybody else think the chick OP banged is not really Lyla Lei?

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12-09-2007 , 03:33 PM

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jjshabado

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Originally Posted by threeplusthree

Who ****ing cares. People can comment on what they want without feeling like they have to meet some standard you set

lol. The de-intelligencetion might come sooner than you thought.

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12-09-2007 , 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Fast Food Knight

Anybody else think the chick OP banged is not really Lyla Lei?

I think she probably was. There is/was pretty big business in LA involving porn stars and hooking.

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12-10-2007 , 12:18 AM

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Meat Pushin in the Seat Cushion 3 (2004);

awesome

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12-10-2007 , 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Tweety

Her wikipedia entry indicates that as of Sep 17 she no longer performs anal scenes for medical reasons.

Not exactly something I'd want to read about someone I just boned.

o snap

loll

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12-10-2007 , 06:36 AM

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Keepitsimple

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Originally Posted by Tweety

Her wikipedia entry indicates that as of Sep 17 she no longer performs anal scenes for medical reasons.

Not exactly something I'd want to read about someone I just boned.

lolerskates

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12-13-2007 , 10:42 AM

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JokersAttack

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maybay her anus collapsed

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12-13-2007 , 03:46 PM

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govman6767

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2 freakign pages of posts and not one pic........

[X] Thread does not deliver without pics

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12-13-2007 , 07:12 PM

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gimmetheloot

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This is a disappointing TR, as she is one of my fav porn stars.

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04-03-2010 , 12:57 AM

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machi79

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hivcheck bump

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04-03-2010 , 01:23 AM

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So, she went and got a microphone stuck in her rectum and can no longer do anal? Bummer

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04-03-2010 , 01:35 AM

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stabn

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sick bump

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04-03-2010 , 01:36 AM

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machi79

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Originally Posted by stabn

sick bump

of course, trying to get familiar with this site, i searched this topic

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04-03-2010 , 01:44 AM

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stabn

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Originally Posted by machi79

of course, trying to get familiar with this site, i searched this topic

Yes, i'm sure this is your first account.

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04-03-2010 , 01:50 AM

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JasonInDallas

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how is this thread not 5 stars?

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04-03-2010 , 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JasonInDallas

how is this thread not 5 stars?

no pics

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04-03-2010 , 02:46 AM

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coolnout

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just google search

she's pretty meh

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04-03-2010 , 03:26 AM

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Charlie.Dont.Surf

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you can do a lot better than that girl. Did this several times back in the day in Los Angeles. Pretty much any Porn Star can be had besides contract girls(and they can be had if you're loaded...same with a lot of Penthouse Pets/Playboy models). You can also get smoking deals on some new to the scene girls. Riley Mason was only $350/hr, Dani Woodward 500/hr, and couple others that are no longer in porn. But that was many years ago though when they were in their prime.

Just use Erotic Review and condoms and you are no worse off than if you had a drunken escapade with some college/bar tramp. Sex will be 10x better and they leave without any drama...or in some cases they stay for a couple of extra hours and smoke all your pot.

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04-03-2010 , 04:50 AM

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lol, tooke me till "had the audacity ask me to help her out a bit" to realize this was an epic thread from way back

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04-03-2010 , 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by machi79

hivcheck bump

good bump, OP.

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TheSpiritOf412: go respond in your OOT thread
handsome: to wat
TheSpiritOf412: everyone wants to know why you spent 220 instead of 250
handsome: oh
handsome: lol
handsome: i didn't think i'd need the second half hour
TheSpiritOf412: k i'll post that
TheSpiritOf412: LOSER LOL

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I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore.

these 2 quotes are absolute gold. wayyyyy toooo funny.