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Old 12-09-2007, 02:50 PM   #151
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

Her wikipedia entry indicates that as of Sep 17 she no longer performs anal scenes for medical reasons.

Not exactly something I'd want to read about someone I just boned.
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Old 12-09-2007, 03:00 PM   #152
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Her wikipedia entry indicates that as of Sep 17 she no longer performs anal scenes for medical reasons.
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Old 12-09-2007, 03:07 PM   #153
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Anybody else think the chick OP banged is not really Lyla Lei?
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Old 12-09-2007, 03:33 PM   #154
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Who ****ing cares. People can comment on what they want without feeling like they have to meet some standard you set
lol. The de-intelligencetion might come sooner than you thought.
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Old 12-09-2007, 05:42 PM   #155
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Anybody else think the chick OP banged is not really Lyla Lei?
I think she probably was. There is/was pretty big business in LA involving porn stars and hooking.
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Old 12-10-2007, 12:18 AM   #156
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Old 12-10-2007, 01:38 AM   #157
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Her wikipedia entry indicates that as of Sep 17 she no longer performs anal scenes for medical reasons.

Not exactly something I'd want to read about someone I just boned.

o snap

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Old 12-10-2007, 06:36 AM   #158
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Her wikipedia entry indicates that as of Sep 17 she no longer performs anal scenes for medical reasons.

Not exactly something I'd want to read about someone I just boned.
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:42 AM   #159
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Old 12-13-2007, 03:46 PM   #160
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2 freakign pages of posts and not one pic........

[X] Thread does not deliver without pics
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Old 12-13-2007, 07:12 PM   #161
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This is a disappointing TR, as she is one of my fav porn stars.
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Old 04-03-2010, 12:57 AM   #162
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Old 04-03-2010, 01:23 AM   #163
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So, she went and got a microphone stuck in her rectum and can no longer do anal? Bummer
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Old 04-03-2010, 01:35 AM   #164
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Old 04-03-2010, 01:36 AM   #165
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of course, trying to get familiar with this site, i searched this topic
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Old 04-03-2010, 01:44 AM   #166
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of course, trying to get familiar with this site, i searched this topic
Yes, i'm sure this is your first account.
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Old 04-03-2010, 01:50 AM   #167
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how is this thread not 5 stars?
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Old 04-03-2010, 02:38 AM   #168
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Old 04-03-2010, 02:46 AM   #169
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just google search

she's pretty meh
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Old 04-03-2010, 03:26 AM   #170
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

you can do a lot better than that girl. Did this several times back in the day in Los Angeles. Pretty much any Porn Star can be had besides contract girls(and they can be had if you're loaded...same with a lot of Penthouse Pets/Playboy models). You can also get smoking deals on some new to the scene girls. Riley Mason was only $350/hr, Dani Woodward 500/hr, and couple others that are no longer in porn. But that was many years ago though when they were in their prime.

Just use Erotic Review and condoms and you are no worse off than if you had a drunken escapade with some college/bar tramp. Sex will be 10x better and they leave without any drama...or in some cases they stay for a couple of extra hours and smoke all your pot.
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Old 04-03-2010, 04:50 AM   #171
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lol, tooke me till "had the audacity ask me to help her out a bit" to realize this was an epic thread from way back
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Old 04-03-2010, 05:14 AM   #172
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good bump, OP.

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Old 04-03-2010, 06:03 AM   #173
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man this thread is amazing, sick bump.
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Old 04-03-2010, 07:43 AM   #174
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Old 04-03-2010, 07:59 AM   #175
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LOL how amazing he JUST got tested lol
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