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12-03-2007 , 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
This was an old thread with many posts, but the forum upgrade ate 106 of them between OP and #2. In August of 2006 OOTers were twice as good at identifying value in prostitution than the OOTers fo December 2007.
You can't really count my reply since i read and remembered that from the original thread.
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12-03-2007 , 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
This was an old thread with many posts, but the forum upgrade ate 106 of them between OP and #2. In August of 2006 OOTers were twice as good at identifying value in prostitution than the OOTers fo December 2007.
The worst is that Handsome is azian, so he should have known that the hour was a better deal.
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12-03-2007 , 02:26 AM
I never seen some ish like this before (NSFW) . . .

http://promo.wiredpussy.com/g/4701-p...r/1271/i/17/h/

That's her though . . .
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12-04-2007 , 06:58 AM
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She definitely looks better in person and rates about a 9 on my scale
You need a new scale.

I wouldn't pay 500 bahts ( around 15 bucks ) for this ugly chick...

You sir are a fish at hookers.

Also lol 1H -> we can do it 2 or 3 times... Lol prematurejaculationaments
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12-04-2007 , 07:13 AM
" 850=1hr anal " Jesus. How could you have not taken this option?
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12-04-2007 , 03:25 PM
When I was in High School, me and a couple buddies would go to the legal whore houses about 60 miles outside of Las Vegas. At that time to get laid cost $10 and a half and half, getting laid plus oral, cost $15. The girls would line up, about 8 to 10 girls, you pick the girl you want and head back to the room.

First thing they do is figure out what you want to spend, I always had a job, so I would spring for the $15 treament, high roller.
Then they would take a bowl of hot soapy water and give yer equipment a good washing, hell that was worth $5 right there.
I never felt rushed, a good time was had by all.

Then me and my buddies would head to the bar, have a couple beers before driving back to town, telling war stories all the way home.

That was 1970, I'm pretty sure prices have gone up since then.
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12-04-2007 , 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr_Mxyztplk
When I was in High School, me and a couple buddies would go to the legal whore houses about 60 miles outside of Las Vegas. At that time to get laid cost $10 and a half and half, getting laid plus oral, cost $15. The girls would line up, about 8 to 10 girls, you pick the girl you want and head back to the room.

First thing they do is figure out what you want to spend, I always had a job, so I would spring for the $15 treament, high roller.
Then they would take a bowl of hot soapy water and give yer equipment a good washing, hell that was worth $5 right there.
I never felt rushed, a good time was had by all.

Then me and my buddies would head to the bar, have a couple beers before driving back to town, telling war stories all the way home.

That was 1970, I'm pretty sure prices have gone up since then.
This plus the weed prices makes me wanna get back to work on my time machine.
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12-04-2007 , 06:08 PM
LOL I missed this last time around. Great stuff...
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12-04-2007 , 06:16 PM
Waiting for Part 2....
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12-04-2007 , 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul B.
I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore.
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12-04-2007 , 06:27 PM
shame on you for not getting the whole hour for another 30 dollar.
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12-04-2007 , 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by sapol
that's a 9?
I would say that is accurate based on the first link. Not so much on the others, but if OP says she's better looking in person, who knows?
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12-05-2007 , 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted by mother_brain
This plus the gas prices makes me wanna get back to work on my time machine.

FYP
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12-05-2007 , 02:50 AM
[x] Thread delivers
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12-05-2007 , 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by quickfetus
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agreed sir
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12-05-2007 , 05:41 AM
yes
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12-05-2007 , 10:34 AM
great TR
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12-05-2007 , 01:05 PM
Congratulations. You now have herpes.
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12-05-2007 , 01:48 PM
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At some point during doggy, I asked if I could come in her face. When she said it would be an additional $50, I immediately went limp and stopped. I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore. Then, it all went downhill from there.
Is this why they usually leave the hotel chopped to pieces in a suitcase?
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12-05-2007 , 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
In 2006 it took until the 5th reply for someone to notice that this guy bought the tard pack of hookers.

Upon bumping it took until the 10th. This shows that the halflife of OOT intelligence is 16 months.

This is groundbreaking **** right here.
Fly,

I think many that are coming back to this thread are reading it remembering the old thread and the first thing that popped in our heads was the poor shopping, but since that horse was beaten to death a long time ago we didn't feel the need to go at it again.
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12-05-2007 , 04:17 PM
Naw, man, check the reg dates. People who remember this thread didn't post in it at all. This is a serious problem. At this rate, OOT will reach a critical de-intelligencetion point sometime in 2011 where a repeat of this thread will run it's course and drop off the front page without anyone noticing that this guy could've gotten twice the sexing for 8/7ths the money.

I don't think I need to tell you what happens then.
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12-05-2007 , 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
Naw, man, check the reg dates. People who remember this thread didn't post in it at all. This is a serious problem. At this rate, OOT will reach a critical de-intelligencetion point sometime in 2011 where a repeat of this thread will run it's course and drop off the front page without anyone noticing that this guy could've gotten twice the sexing for 8/7ths the money.

I don't think I need to tell you what happens then.
I think you've got this backwards. The more intelligent posters didn't bother reading that far into the OP before realizing what crap it was. OOT is getting more intelligent.
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12-06-2007 , 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
Naw, man, check the reg dates. People who remember this thread didn't post in it at all. This is a serious problem. At this rate, OOT will reach a critical de-intelligencetion point sometime in 2011 where a repeat of this thread will run it's course and drop off the front page without anyone noticing that this guy could've gotten twice the sexing for 8/7ths the money.

I don't think I need to tell you what happens then.
Who ****ing cares. People can comment on what they want without feeling like they have to meet some standard you set
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12-07-2007 , 02:32 AM
Great TR.
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12-09-2007 , 02:31 PM
Great Review
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