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Old 12-03-2007, 02:14 AM   #126
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This was an old thread with many posts, but the forum upgrade ate 106 of them between OP and #2. In August of 2006 OOTers were twice as good at identifying value in prostitution than the OOTers fo December 2007.
You can't really count my reply since i read and remembered that from the original thread.
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Old 12-03-2007, 02:18 AM   #127
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This was an old thread with many posts, but the forum upgrade ate 106 of them between OP and #2. In August of 2006 OOTers were twice as good at identifying value in prostitution than the OOTers fo December 2007.
The worst is that Handsome is azian, so he should have known that the hour was a better deal.
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Old 12-03-2007, 02:26 AM   #128
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I never seen some ish like this before (NSFW) . . .

http://promo.wiredpussy.com/g/4701-p...r/1271/i/17/h/

That's her though . . .
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Old 12-04-2007, 06:58 AM   #129
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She definitely looks better in person and rates about a 9 on my scale
You need a new scale.

I wouldn't pay 500 bahts ( around 15 bucks ) for this ugly chick...

You sir are a fish at hookers.

Also lol 1H -> we can do it 2 or 3 times... Lol prematurejaculationaments
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Old 12-04-2007, 07:13 AM   #130
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

" 850=1hr anal " Jesus. How could you have not taken this option?
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Old 12-04-2007, 03:25 PM   #131
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When I was in High School, me and a couple buddies would go to the legal whore houses about 60 miles outside of Las Vegas. At that time to get laid cost $10 and a half and half, getting laid plus oral, cost $15. The girls would line up, about 8 to 10 girls, you pick the girl you want and head back to the room.

First thing they do is figure out what you want to spend, I always had a job, so I would spring for the $15 treament, high roller.
Then they would take a bowl of hot soapy water and give yer equipment a good washing, hell that was worth $5 right there.
I never felt rushed, a good time was had by all.

Then me and my buddies would head to the bar, have a couple beers before driving back to town, telling war stories all the way home.

That was 1970, I'm pretty sure prices have gone up since then.
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Old 12-04-2007, 06:00 PM   #132
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When I was in High School, me and a couple buddies would go to the legal whore houses about 60 miles outside of Las Vegas. At that time to get laid cost $10 and a half and half, getting laid plus oral, cost $15. The girls would line up, about 8 to 10 girls, you pick the girl you want and head back to the room.

First thing they do is figure out what you want to spend, I always had a job, so I would spring for the $15 treament, high roller.
Then they would take a bowl of hot soapy water and give yer equipment a good washing, hell that was worth $5 right there.
I never felt rushed, a good time was had by all.

Then me and my buddies would head to the bar, have a couple beers before driving back to town, telling war stories all the way home.

That was 1970, I'm pretty sure prices have gone up since then.
This plus the weed prices makes me wanna get back to work on my time machine.
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Old 12-04-2007, 06:08 PM   #133
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LOL I missed this last time around. Great stuff...
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Old 12-04-2007, 06:16 PM   #134
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Waiting for Part 2....
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Old 12-04-2007, 06:27 PM   #135
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I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore.
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Old 12-04-2007, 06:27 PM   #136
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shame on you for not getting the whole hour for another 30 dollar.
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Old 12-04-2007, 11:48 PM   #137
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that's a 9?
I would say that is accurate based on the first link. Not so much on the others, but if OP says she's better looking in person, who knows?
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:36 AM   #138
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This plus the gas prices makes me wanna get back to work on my time machine.

FYP
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:50 AM   #139
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Old 12-05-2007, 03:03 AM   #140
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Old 12-05-2007, 05:41 AM   #141
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Old 12-05-2007, 10:34 AM   #142
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:05 PM   #143
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Congratulations. You now have herpes.
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:48 PM   #144
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At some point during doggy, I asked if I could come in her face. When she said it would be an additional $50, I immediately went limp and stopped. I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore. Then, it all went downhill from there.
Is this why they usually leave the hotel chopped to pieces in a suitcase?
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Old 12-05-2007, 03:45 PM   #145
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In 2006 it took until the 5th reply for someone to notice that this guy bought the tard pack of hookers.

Upon bumping it took until the 10th. This shows that the halflife of OOT intelligence is 16 months.

This is groundbreaking **** right here.
Fly,

I think many that are coming back to this thread are reading it remembering the old thread and the first thing that popped in our heads was the poor shopping, but since that horse was beaten to death a long time ago we didn't feel the need to go at it again.
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:17 PM   #146
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Naw, man, check the reg dates. People who remember this thread didn't post in it at all. This is a serious problem. At this rate, OOT will reach a critical de-intelligencetion point sometime in 2011 where a repeat of this thread will run it's course and drop off the front page without anyone noticing that this guy could've gotten twice the sexing for 8/7ths the money.

I don't think I need to tell you what happens then.
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Old 12-05-2007, 08:29 PM   #147
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

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Naw, man, check the reg dates. People who remember this thread didn't post in it at all. This is a serious problem. At this rate, OOT will reach a critical de-intelligencetion point sometime in 2011 where a repeat of this thread will run it's course and drop off the front page without anyone noticing that this guy could've gotten twice the sexing for 8/7ths the money.

I don't think I need to tell you what happens then.
I think you've got this backwards. The more intelligent posters didn't bother reading that far into the OP before realizing what crap it was. OOT is getting more intelligent.
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Old 12-06-2007, 09:58 AM   #148
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

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Naw, man, check the reg dates. People who remember this thread didn't post in it at all. This is a serious problem. At this rate, OOT will reach a critical de-intelligencetion point sometime in 2011 where a repeat of this thread will run it's course and drop off the front page without anyone noticing that this guy could've gotten twice the sexing for 8/7ths the money.

I don't think I need to tell you what happens then.
Who ****ing cares. People can comment on what they want without feeling like they have to meet some standard you set
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Old 12-07-2007, 02:32 AM   #149
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Great TR.
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Old 12-09-2007, 02:31 PM   #150
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