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Old 08-02-2006, 08:14 PM   #26
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I have bigger boobies than her.
Whats your rate?
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:17 PM   #27
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handsome,

Seriously, please explain why you went 220 instead of 250.
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:22 PM   #28
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

El D,

That's like 27 Taco Supremes after taxes. Not unsubstantial.

Handsome were you thinking about Jackie O'Nassis while you were giving it to this chick doggystyle? Thinking about IP lookups and the like? That's hot.
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:25 PM   #29
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With that extra 1/2 hour you could have had her wash her cooter.
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:29 PM   #30
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Only one way to avenge your $220 loss. Send her an e-mail from a fictitious account saying hey I was going to hook but then I read this post I changed my mind due to quality of service.
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:30 PM   #31
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Too bad you aren't in one of the cities covered here. You could have found a girl with good reviews first.
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:47 PM   #32
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

Still it wasnt like it was 50 bucks for the first half hour then 30 for the second. The half hour makes no sense.
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Old 08-02-2006, 09:39 PM   #33
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Pretty interesting/cool post even though OP wasn't able to start a long romantic love affair with the porn star.
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Old 08-02-2006, 09:47 PM   #34
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Her face is busted.
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Old 08-02-2006, 09:48 PM   #35
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Did you bareback it?
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Old 08-02-2006, 09:57 PM   #36
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The only thing that pisses me off is looking at her watch and then asking for a hand. Work on your skillz woman!
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:04 PM   #37
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Incall ONLY
Mid Wilshire area

today (tuesday) 1pm - 3pm
thurs & fri - 10:30a - 3pm

No nights/no outcalls/NO EXCEPTIONS

100=hand massage
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if you want to video or take pics it's an additional 200 reasons

ANY fieish and I mean ANY fetish starts at 300

if ur SERIOUS and wanna meet the SEND THE FOLLOWING

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cell number to reach you at 5mins prior =
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i WILL NOT send the full address or my number..

Does the part in bold mean she will suck your dick with no condom on?
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:09 PM   #38
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It would have been funny if you spent the extra $30, and then spent 30 minutes asking her about the political situation in the Mideast.
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:16 PM   #39
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Well, this gal ain't a 9...

The whole thing is messed up though. I'm honestly surprised that a porn star hooks on the side. I thought they were trying to keep as clean as possible so they don't infect other porn stars. Since this gal does anal while hooking, I'm pretty sure she has teh AIDS
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:18 PM   #40
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Is there any reasonable reason why he picked $220?
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:24 PM   #41
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ahahha this post rocks..

220 for 30mins, she must of thought this guy was a noob st8 up

atleast pay 30$ more for the full hr. +EV
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:27 PM   #42
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pretty sure the last thing I would do is get a hooker who advertises that she does CREAMPIES.
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:29 PM   #43
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I've seen pictures of her on myspace I think, they were 500% hotter than the ones where she's trying to get you to pay to [censored] her. Weird.
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:32 PM   #44
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Just b/c she does porn, does that entitle her to be a porn star?
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:33 PM   #45
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Is there any reasonable reason why he picked $220?
$30 can be one hell of a feast at McDonald's.
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:34 PM   #46
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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:34 PM   #47
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She'll do anal with any random guy with an internet connection.

How does she know that the random guy doesn't have AIDS?
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:35 PM   #48
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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?
sushi - pony up $250 and you can ask her yourself!
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:37 PM   #49
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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?
I would think it's more like, once you've crossed the line of doing porn, [censored] other random dudes for money no longer seems like as much of a departure.
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:39 PM   #50
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This may be the worst 5K post ever. I suck.
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